"And thats when I said, you fuckin' spic, you put hazelnut in this latte, I hate hazelnut...

If we were down in texas, I'd have your foodstamps revoked."

I like to give anal after my coffee

Huh I had a couple hot captions, those didn't work for you?

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Sig too big!

be afraid my friend, I'm a real cat woman if I don't get my coffee before midnight..it's all about claws, leather and spanky shaky then.

:glugglug

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My cock is a weapon of mass destruction!

he wont for the photoshop still lookin at the captions

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'I was surfing around looking for a dating site, then BAM!! I found Hot Local Escorts!'

I keep telling those darn porno sponsors they have to up my cut! Why I could sick my AG dawg on them, but a special draft might be the way to go.

Good try... :thumbsup

~Ray

"I would never admit it sober - but... I'm gay. Iraq is a lovechild of Bush and I."

hehe

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"This one time at band camp..."

ROFL. Oh god thats hillarious.

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I'll get you my pretty... And your little dog too!