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We're putting cover sheets on the TPS reports now, George. Did you get that memo?

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Is your penis really this small

HAHAHA nice one

Shining the flashlight under your chin like this will make you look 25 years younger, trust me!

Dont worry! he is the president but we dont let him make any decisions!

OK OK i'm gonna give you 5 gusses why we really went into Iraq

5 bucks for a BJ? SHIIIIIIIIIT how about I give you this coffee

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"So I got $5 on chugging this cup of Dubya's man-chowder?"

Iraq - next Iran, Syria, North Korea and . . Teengodfather.

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''So then i saw bush his cock, it was THIS BIG !''

"shittt... i must of got it in here ass this far, bitch was screaminggg"

I'm going for both the caption contest and the photoshop contest in one attempt....



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George... for gawd sakes... your cock is THAT big!

Guess which of my five kids has iraqi herpes.

Arabian goggles? No we havent invaded there yet.

Arabian goggles? Yes they are part of the axis of evil

Arabian goggles? Yes we will invade there shortly.

zeig hail!

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it's only THIS big, but I still filled the whole cup!

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Georges retirement plans...

Bump --- When does the judging begin ?!?!?!:Graucho

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"check-it-outcheck-it-outcheck-it-outcheck-it-outcheck-it-outcheck-it-out"

Listen to him! checkitout.wav

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wait a sec, are you all starin' at the hook or the hooters cuz I can't tell from up here?

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BWAAHAHAHHAAAA

nice.

"ok so you grab her head like this, then just as you are about to cum, you poor the water in the cup on her back. when she turns around to ask if you came, you shoot it in her face"

THAT'S A WINNER! ROFL!

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impersonating William Shatner:

" im, telling, you boys, those, koreans, arent, any, bigger, than this "

"My son will get his fingers around Sadam and wring his neck!"

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"As we know, There are known knowns. But there are also unknown unknowns, The ones we don't know we don't know."

"Now that is not always true. Think of the B-52. It's still flying just fine, thank you. And so am I, thanks to this wonderful cup of Joe!"

Just like this, I put it inside Aria. This ain't no coffee, it's my pimp juice!

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Monica asked if there was a place for her in the new administration so I grabbed the bitch by the back of the head like this and let her fill out her application..

That's correct mr. reporter man, if we go to war with North Korea I will simpy squish-der-head like this...squish der head.

....Just make sure when you are about to loosen her up with your thumb you lube her ass too!

<b>At weekly press conference:</b> Next person to ask me about daily killings in Iraq gets an asshole full of Starbucks.