Need a real funny one damn it.

"The chick pea is neither a chick nor a pea, discuss."

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"To get an accurate sperm count, I have to fill the cup up THIS MUCH???"
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I'm tell'in you guys the truth, I touched Britney Spears' boob with this hand
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As you can see here in my hand I will now pour the proof that iraq has WMD into this plain ordinary cup

My lovely assistant Condaleeza will then drink from the cup......

And her ass was like KA-POW!

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Wait.. wait.. did that sound gay?

hahahahaha oh thats a gooood one!

"ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh"

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Seig Hiel!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

"Yo George... toss me that bottle of Cuervo."

:)

~Ray

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I'm gonna rock this town, I'm G.B. and I'm here to get down. Hit it.

"See... ya gotta work her ass like this"

It was the craziest thing ive ever seen Georgie, her nipples were this fucking long! I damn near poked my eyes out!

I always thought I had a tiny dick...but that hooker told me it was the biggest she has ever seen!

Just chill, lemme show you how to get a urine sample and sooo bullshit the drug testing nurse...

winner?

MattO wins the PhotoChop one hit me up

lets see some more captions

"And thats when I said, you fuckin' spic, you put hazelnut in this latte, I hate hazelnut...

If we were down in texas, I'd have your foodstamps revoked."

I like to give anal after my coffee

Huh I had a couple hot captions, those didn't work for you?

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Sig too big!

be afraid my friend, I'm a real cat woman if I don't get my coffee before midnight..it's all about claws, leather and spanky shaky then.

:glugglug

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My cock is a weapon of mass destruction!

he wont for the photoshop still lookin at the captions

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'I was surfing around looking for a dating site, then BAM!! I found Hot Local Escorts!'

I keep telling those darn porno sponsors they have to up my cut! Why I could sick my AG dawg on them, but a special draft might be the way to go.

Good try... :thumbsup

~Ray

"I would never admit it sober - but... I'm gay. Iraq is a lovechild of Bush and I."

hehe

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"This one time at band camp..."

ROFL. Oh god thats hillarious.

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I'll get you my pretty... And your little dog too!