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"So I got $5 on chugging this cup of Dubya's man-chowder?"

Iraq - next Iran, Syria, North Korea and . . Teengodfather.

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''So then i saw bush his cock, it was THIS BIG !''

"shittt... i must of got it in here ass this far, bitch was screaminggg"

I'm going for both the caption contest and the photoshop contest in one attempt....



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George... for gawd sakes... your cock is THAT big!

Guess which of my five kids has iraqi herpes.

Arabian goggles? No we havent invaded there yet.

Arabian goggles? Yes they are part of the axis of evil

Arabian goggles? Yes we will invade there shortly.

zeig hail!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

it's only THIS big, but I still filled the whole cup!

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Georges retirement plans...

Bump --- When does the judging begin ?!?!?!:Graucho

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"check-it-outcheck-it-outcheck-it-outcheck-it-outcheck-it-outcheck-it-out"

Listen to him! checkitout.wav

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wait a sec, are you all starin' at the hook or the hooters cuz I can't tell from up here?

:1orglaugh

BWAAHAHAHHAAAA

nice.

"ok so you grab her head like this, then just as you are about to cum, you poor the water in the cup on her back. when she turns around to ask if you came, you shoot it in her face"

THAT'S A WINNER! ROFL!

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impersonating William Shatner:

" im, telling, you boys, those, koreans, arent, any, bigger, than this "

"My son will get his fingers around Sadam and wring his neck!"

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"As we know, There are known knowns. But there are also unknown unknowns, The ones we don't know we don't know."

"Now that is not always true. Think of the B-52. It's still flying just fine, thank you. And so am I, thanks to this wonderful cup of Joe!"

Just like this, I put it inside Aria. This ain't no coffee, it's my pimp juice!

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Monica asked if there was a place for her in the new administration so I grabbed the bitch by the back of the head like this and let her fill out her application..

That's correct mr. reporter man, if we go to war with North Korea I will simpy squish-der-head like this...squish der head.

....Just make sure when you are about to loosen her up with your thumb you lube her ass too!

<b>At weekly press conference:</b> Next person to ask me about daily killings in Iraq gets an asshole full of Starbucks.

AMERICA HAS ALWAYS BEEN AT WAR WITH IRAQ

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BOW TO ME, MOTHERFUCKERZZZZZZZ!!!!

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"thanks for a cup of water... Ok no how much for jussa 5 ribs? 5 dolla's GOOO LOURD!!! Ok ok ok ... How much ta jus lick the sauce off ya fingas? $3.50 goooo Lourd!!!!"

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...and then I was like 'Don't you fuckin' talk with your mouth full, bitch'...

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Well Mr. Kopple, our coalition into Iraq began when President Bush grabbed Tony Blaires head like this. Don't belive me, inside this cup I hold the evidence.

'I told u i was hardcore'

'More scotch please.'

'Doooooom House' (sup goons)

My cock is only this big

i'd hit it 5 times!

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Do not tell me Al Queda does not possess invisability, I got one of them rag heads sucking my cock right now.

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"Yeah, I saw this Star Wars shit last night. This Yoda jerk did something like this....."

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Chorus:
people in Oakland...Oakland
woo see I'm ridin higher and higher woo oo
kinda broke so ya know all I gots five I got five

(Yukmouth)
player give me some brew an I might just chill
but I'm the type that like to light another joint like Cypress Hill
I'm steal doobies
spit loogies when I puff on it
I got some bucks on it
but it ain't enuff on it
go get the S t. I d e s
never the less,
I'm hella Fresh,
rollin joints like a cigarrette
so pass it 'cross the table like Ping Pong,
I'm gone,
beatin' my chest like King Kong,
it's on,
wrap my lips around a 40,
and when it comes to get another stogie,
fools all kick in like Shinobi
no, me ain't my homie to begin with,
it's too many heads to be poppin' at my friend hit it
unless you pull out the phat, crispy
five dollar bill on the real before its history
cos fools be havin' them vaccum lungs,
an if you let 'em hit it for free,
you hellar "dum-dum-dum-dum"
I come to school with the taylor on my earlobe
avoidin' all the thick teasers, skeezers, and weirdos
that be blowin off the land like 'where tha bomb at?'
give me two bucks,
you take a puff,
and pass my bomb back
suck up the dank like a slurpy
the serious bomb will make a nigge go delirous like Eddie Murphy
I got more growin' pains than Maggie
cos homies nag me,
to take the dank out of the baggie

Chorus:
I got five on it,
grab your 40,
let's get keyed
I got five on it,
messin' wit that Indo weed
I got five on it,
it's got me stuck and not go back
I got five on it,
potna lets go half on a sac

(Knumskull)
I take sacks to the face,
whenever I can,
don't need no cruch
I'm so keyed up,
'till the joint be burnin' my hand
next time I roll it in a hampa
to burn slo,
so the ashes won't be burnin' up my hand, bra
hoochies can hit,
but they know they got to pitch in,
then I roll a joint that's longer than your extension
cos I'll be damned if you get high off me for free
hell naw, you betta bring your own spliff, cheif
wassup,
don't make me sip that,
better pass the
JOINT!
stop hittin' cos you know ya got Asthma
crack a 40 open, homie,
an guzzel it,
cos I know the weed in my system is gettin lonley
I gotta take a whiz test to my P-O
I know I failed cos I done smoked major weed bro,
an everytime we with Chris that fool rollin up a fattie,
but the Tanqueray straight had me

Chorus

(Knumskull)
hey, make this right man
stop at the light man,
my yester night thang got me hung off the night train
you fade, I face
so let's head to da east
hit the stroll to 9-0 so we can roll big, hot sheets
I wish I could fade the eighth
but I've no budget,
still rollin' a two door Cutlass same ole' bucket
foggy windows,
smokin' Indo,
I'm in tha land gettin smoked wit my kinfolk

(Yukmouth)
been smoked,
Yuk'll spray ya, lay ya down
up in the OAK the Town
homies don't play around,
we down to blaze a pound
then ease up,
speed up through the ESO,
drink the VSOP with a lemon squeeze up
and everybody's rolled up, I'm da roller
that's quick to fold a blunt out of a buncha sitcky dosia
hold up, suck up my weed is all you do
kick in feed, cause where I be's we need tab like a foo-foo

Chorus

WINNER! :thumbsup :1orglaugh

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"Let me make it short and sweet. We took out the Taliban, Al Queda is on the run, Saddam is hiding like a little girl scout and North Korea is wobbling between madness and defeat. We're taking over the whole damn thing!"

see I like to grab me some big ol black booty like this and wax that shit. booyah

This one is getting me all hot... :1orglaugh

Seriously guys, I really hope none of us wind up in prison over all this... I've heard some of those guys have dicks this thick and have a thing for corrupt politicians.

Talk to the hand like Dubya does,... *I* run this country!


Talk to the hand, it takes notes, I'm on my government insured every 5 minute coffee break! Hey are those donuts??


You have to understand, Iraq is the 5th hole in our proposed Middle Eastern Presidential Golf Course, which I will dedicate once I off that dumb Texican and take over the United States!


And from a recent Sunday News Show...
I can't say the Iraqi attacks are guerilla oriented... they aren't being carried out by Iraqi Military members, in fact I'm not sure what the real definition of a guerilla actually is! (Our DEFENSE SECRETARY at his finest!!)

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So then I went to GFY with the name "sexeducation" and then....