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hyper 09-03-2003 07:49 PM

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Originally posted by Sassyass

Powder blue promotes the "Soft, cuddly, porn slut girls" Men are not turned on by powder blue.
I would suggest that you accent your Powder blue with some Black or Silver (Grey) Navy is another proven man color, but your page has enough blue (in my opinion) already.

35-60 year old women Pastel Orange, Earth tones
16 - 35 year old women Powder colors pinks, yellow, blues, SOFT reds

16 - 25 men Black, Silver (Chrome, steal) Neon blue, Green and red
25 + Browns, Navy, Darker earth tones (bark, leather)

Very basic over view of the studies I did when building some larger e-commerce sites.

sorry POV i had to step out.. but what Sassy ass said is about it.. there are tons of good websites about color schemes and marketing.. and what effect they have on the surfer. remember google is your friend

http://www.google.com/search?hl=en&l...rketing+colors

J-Reel 09-03-2003 08:01 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


what the fuck is the superbowl? Chinese eating contest?


Its the biggest sports event (Football) of the Year.





What is your favorite Chinese food dish?

chowda 09-03-2003 09:55 PM

in the vaguest form of question, what is the best method of getting sales. which "device" would u use? tgp avs, etc...

Amputate Your Head 09-03-2003 09:59 PM

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Originally posted by chowda
in the vaguest form of question, what is the best method of getting sales. which "device" would u use? tgp avs, etc...
Again, I'm probably the worst person to ask such a thing of..... but if I had to pick one over the other, I'd probably go with TGP. Just seems much more adaptable/expandable than limiting yourself to such a baseline as galleries (which get submitted to TGPs) or AVS, where you rely on so many outside factors.

Amputate Your Head 09-03-2003 10:00 PM

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Originally posted by J-Reel

What is your favorite Chinese food dish?

I hate chinese food.

chowda 09-03-2003 10:02 PM

any good book u recommend on learning the fundamentals of designing?

Amputate Your Head 09-03-2003 10:02 PM

In the color scheming, use your head. there are plenty of color matching sites out there avail for free to assist you, but you gotta use your head in the end in choosing. There's no magic formula. Use colors that work, and experiment when you can, but when it counts, use what works.

SleazyDream 09-03-2003 10:02 PM

have you ever cheated (sexually) on your current partner?

RightHandMan 09-03-2003 10:06 PM

What are ten good tips to achieving an overall good design?

Amputate Your Head 09-03-2003 10:08 PM

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Originally posted by chowda
any good book u recommend on learning the fundamentals of designing?
I never read a book, never took a college course (pertaining to design), I'm 100% self-schooled. Well.... not completely true. I invested in broadcasting school, which taught me alot. I never intended to go into broadcasting, but rather, applied what I learned toward the production aspect. And in that regard, I was top of my fucking class. Dennis Erectus (for those that recognize the name) gave me personal kudos, and that's something. I still have my project folder. He was disappointed in the fact that I wasn't applying it to radio, but was finally satisfied that I had a strategy and goal in mind, which was far more important than grabbing some $6 buck an hour job in North Carolina as a DJ.

As far as specific books, I would recomend books that get you in tune with yourself over any "design" book. Design comes from within. Read up on Tao Te Ching, Martial Way, maybe some Einstein, maybe some bio physics..... that's how I got here. In the words of Bruce Lee..... look inward. :)

Amputate Your Head 09-03-2003 10:09 PM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
have you ever cheated (sexually) on your current partner?
Never. Crossed my mind a few times..... but no.

chowda 09-03-2003 10:11 PM

Do u think ur success can be duplicated in september 2003?

Peter Romero 09-03-2003 10:14 PM

Amp... thanks for the advice. I'm gonna slap my designer with it ahora and lite a match under his ass. You're alright - no matter what Brad Shaw, Labret, Sex un-education and lil2gay4u say. I'll send you a bucket of snow come November.:thumbsup

Am I banned yet for being nice? Sorry.

SleazyDream 09-03-2003 10:22 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


Never. Crossed my mind a few times..... but no.

That's not what you told me in Vegas!!!!!


just kidding...

(i know your better half reads this and I was just teasing you)

Amputate Your Head 09-03-2003 10:45 PM

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Originally posted by RightHandMan
What are ten good tips to achieving an overall good design?
#1: THINK.

that means, take down all the details you possibly can about the job..... squeeze them for more than they know. And sit down and think. Watch TV. LISTEN to the radio. Don't just hear it... LISTEN. Listen to the commercials. Hear how they "sell" you...... the different effects, different music, voice inflections..... read magazines, read newspapers, look through your cupboards. See and hear everything. Advertising is your world...... know it. Start grabbing elements you see, hear, & like, that fit your project, and piecing them together. Draft out your project this way. Notice how the radio spots, the TV spots, the billboards..... notice how they all FLOW. That's your goal.

#2: Take into account the reputation or lack of reputation of your client. You need to do one of these: Maintain it, boost it, or build it.

#3: Know your environment. You build within limits. They may not be what you prefer, but they are what you gotta deal with. Don't get stupid creative when your client nor your target will appreciate it. Build within your limit.

#4: Lay down your header and your base pics first. Everything else will build off that. This is often disregarded by many.... but it is ESSENTIAL. You MUST lay the foundation, and build from there.

#5: Flow. Without going into unique trial stuff, fas a general rule, flow the site from upper left, straight across the header, hinting toward lower right. There you wanna put something extreme. Something eye grabbing. A burst, a hardcore pic, or text that promises something unheard of. Whatever.... this is your attention point. Your attention point is going to lead left again. And it needs to lead to another attention point. Not necessarily as drastic as the first, but still remarkable. From there, flow right and down.... more attention to the down on a much broader scope. Focus on the whole workspace if possible. This is your main content..... this is where you're leading them. And it needs to be good. Flow this down evenly through the rest of the page to your foot. Your foot should be dramatic, but not more than the head. Many people fail here. Make your foot work for you. Make it convincing. It should be louder than your center content, but not louder than your head.

#6: Cut your images WELL. No one respects badly cut images. Any fucking fool can do that. Cut that shit precise. Sometimes I spend 2 hours cutting one image. Do it fucking right. In the end, it's YOUR ass on the line. You either get labeled mediocre or prime. Which do you prefer?

#7: Know your plugins. Whether it's Photoshop of Fireworks... or both.... know your plugins, what you can do with them..... experiment.... and also know what you CAN'T do because you'll be labeled a hack newb defaulter.

#8: Learn HTML & CSS. Code your shit to be as out-of-the-can as possible. No one likes to pay good money for a site only to have to either code up all the html themselves or PAY someone else to code it up. Be a fucking pro from start to finish.

#9: If you ever have someone ask you to change something, DON'T take it personally. CHANGE IT. It's not your site. You can offer advice and opinions and insight.... but in the end, if they want a change.... you fucking change it, and you do it at no charge.

#10: Be flexible. If your client wants you to work with a programmer, or a scripter, or whoever..... do it. They want you to do something above and beyond what you thought.... do it. If there is ever a fucking problem, refund them without complaint. Be professional. If you operate like scum, or treat your clients as scum.... your career in the biz will be short lived. Proven time and again.





Afternotes: This was typed up assuming you were a designer. If you're a program owner or an independant, then some parts won't apply.

Amputate Your Head 09-03-2003 10:46 PM

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Originally posted by chowda
Do u think ur success can be duplicated in september 2003?
not sure what you mean..

IntenseCash 09-03-2003 10:47 PM

Would you like to switch houses for a month? :)

Amputate Your Head 09-03-2003 10:52 PM

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Originally posted by IntenseCash
Would you like to switch houses for a month? :)
it's not so much the house, as the location and the stuff inside it....

RightHandMan 09-03-2003 10:57 PM

Thats some good shit amp...I am a newb designer and that will help me a bit...thanks.

IntenseCash 09-03-2003 11:02 PM

What do you think of our new design http://www.intensecash.com

Thanks,
Mark

Amputate Your Head 09-03-2003 11:05 PM

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Originally posted by IntenseCash
What do you think of our new design http://www.intensecash.com

Thanks,
Mark

short on time here, but at first glance, it looks like a perfect cross between the old 2 Advanced site and the new Silvercash site....

gotta haul ass here..... I'll check it deeper later.

Peter Romero 09-03-2003 11:09 PM

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Originally posted by RightHandMan
Thats some good shit amp...I am a newb designer and that will help me a bit...thanks.
It will help you... a bit? He just gave you Dr. Jekel's formula and you hand him a paticipation ribon at the art exibit??? I vote to scratch this thread entirely. I already copied & read everything prevelant. It did say "for the next 30 minutes, I'll answer questions" as far as I'm concerned, anyone who was not following this thread and learning instead of fucking around should never see it. The idiots were off trying to make content deals for $5 with a snake oil salesman with a can of lube for your ass he's about to fuck. Thanks again AMP - this is the reason came to this board - to learn.:thumbsup


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