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Peter Romero 09-03-2003 06:41 PM

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Originally posted by hyper

my first guess would be get rid of the baby blue

My thoughts exactly... what other colors do you sugest? I know there is a whole phsycology to colors, but - in a nutshell please.

SilverTab 09-03-2003 06:44 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

No. Gary is pissing me off. I spent two years cultivating a VERY close and personal as well as business relationship with this guy, and he has vanished into the night without so much as a fucking goodbye.

For that, Gary is now dead to me.

I hear ya...you knew him for longer than I did....
Was just wondering...he might have called you or ICQ you or something....

Amputate Your Head 09-03-2003 06:45 PM

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Originally posted by Phoz
Q1: Which per-signup sponsor currently converts the best with general TGP traffic?

Q2: I'm sick of sucky TGP traffic and horrible conversions, what should I turn to with no or little (>$500) investment needed?

1. I can't give you an answer based on any kind of real data, because I'm so out of the TGP game I don;t even know what they look like these days. My standard answer to this is, Adult Platinum has sites that convert well for the right kind of traffic. But if you're looking for a traffic versus conversion pro.... I'm the wrong guy.

2. Honestly? Save your money, and start studying. Study people, personalities, sponsor programs, techniques, tips, tricks,.... literally everything. Along the way, if something specific clicks in your mind..... follow it all the way. The money you saved, you can now put to use. Don't spend your hard earned cash on a whim. Wait until you are confident it will yield results.

Amputate Your Head 09-03-2003 06:48 PM

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Originally posted by POV Porn guy
Seiously - what can I do (short of hiring you for 3/4 of a Million dollars) to improve my tour. Sorry, had to get the smart ass questions out first. www.povporn.com/welcome.html
Nothing. I'm exclusive to Adult.com. I gave my word and no amount of cash or begging will break that. Not for friends, not for buddies, not for cash, not for anything. That's what I am. I'm the real deal. When I give my word, it's as concrete as it gets.

If the day comes when I'm freelance again, I'll let everyone know, but until then, good luck with your project.

Sassyass 09-03-2003 06:51 PM

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Originally posted by POV Porn guy
Seiously - what can I do (short of hiring you for 3/4 of a Million dollars) to improve my tour. Sorry, had to get the smart ass questions out first. www.povporn.com/welcome.html
Powder blue promotes the "Soft, cuddly, porn slut girls" Men are not turned on by powder blue.
I would suggest that you accent your Powder blue with some Black or Silver (Grey) Navy is another proven man color, but your page has enough blue (in my opinion) already.

35-60 year old women Pastel Orange, Earth tones
16 - 35 year old women Powder colors pinks, yellow, blues, SOFT reds

16 - 25 men Black, Silver (Chrome, steal) Neon blue, Green and red
25 + Browns, Navy, Darker earth tones (bark, leather)

Very basic over view of the studies I did when building some larger e-commerce sites.

Amputate Your Head 09-03-2003 06:53 PM

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Originally posted by bdjuf
dont you think its WRONG to be "wasting" most of your life (at this point) on a message board? plz tell me, for I have the same problem as you do :(
I've never considered my time at GFY a waste. I came here with certain strategies and plans, and have fulfilled most of them and beyond. And I continue to follow the strategies I laid out in the beginning, with some minor alterations, and have adapted them to the situation at hand. It still works. Just because I may or may not be misunderstood, misinterpreted, thought a fool, believed to be unstable and psychotic, does not have any bearing on my long term strategy or goals.

I'm doing just fine doing what I do, and I don't forsee changing the base formula any time soon. i will surely continue to change and adapt, but by no means am I "wasting" my time here. :winkwink:

Peter Romero 09-03-2003 06:54 PM

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Originally posted by Sassyass

Powder blue promotes the "Soft, cuddly, porn slut girls" Men are not turned on by powder blue.
I would suggest that you accent your Powder blue with some Black or Silver (Grey) Navy is another proven man color, but your page has enough blue (in my opinion) already.

35-60 year old women Pastel Orange, Earth tones
16 - 35 year old women Powder colors pinks, yellow, blues, SOFT reds

16 - 25 men Black, Silver (Chrome, steal) Neon blue, Green and red
25 + Browns, Navy, Darker earth tones (bark, leather)

Very basic over view of the studies I did when building some larger e-commerce sites.

Thanks!!!:thumbsup

Amputate Your Head 09-03-2003 06:55 PM

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Originally posted by DonovanPhillips
If I wanted to come to Hawaii and take photos of one of my models naked on the beach, could we stay at your house?
possibly. I am not a boarding house, but it could probably be worked out if we talked about it.

Peter Romero 09-03-2003 06:56 PM

How about bringing back the big wave surfer "OWNED" sig? That was gnarly.

Juicy D. Links 09-03-2003 06:57 PM

Amp how can I increase my ratios as far as scoring with women?

The last few months ratios have dipped , seems i have to work harder to get my balls licked!!!!! Any ideas?

HEARTBREAKER 09-03-2003 06:57 PM

QUESTION: are you man enough?? or you're one of those who have chapel hotpegs? (no offense)

Amputate Your Head 09-03-2003 06:57 PM

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Originally posted by mjrools23
what programs do u use to design
Macromedia Fireworks MX
Macromedia Dreamweaver MX
Adobe Photoshop
JASC Paintshop Pro
ACDSee
Character Map
Arles Image
The Font thing
Dreamsuite
and a few others I'd rather not divulge.
:winkwink:

Amputate Your Head 09-03-2003 07:00 PM

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Originally posted by Naughty
Does your girl have new jopb prospects yet? If they don't come along (I believe her job was part of the reason you were able to move there), will you move back?
A few... not many. Her job was not a compelling factor in moving here, it was simply a fortunate field to be in for her that she was able to find work here. Work on Maui is thin at best. There just isn't much of anything.

No, we'll not be moving back to the mainland. I will tend bar on a daycruise ship before I move back. Maui is my home now.

Juicy D. Links 09-03-2003 07:00 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
IS your cock meaty or plump?
Well?

Amputate Your Head 09-03-2003 07:01 PM

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Originally posted by KMR Stitch
If I come to Hawaii are we gonna go surfing? No lessons needed here.
sure.... if there's surf. Been flat all summer. Hopefully that'll change soon. :winkwink:

Amputate Your Head 09-03-2003 07:02 PM

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Originally posted by Sassyass
How many tattoos do you have.
I lost track a long time ago.... they all run together now. Last actual count was around 32

Sassyass 09-03-2003 07:02 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head

Macromedia Fireworks MX
Macromedia Dreamweaver MX
Adobe Photoshop
JASC Paintshop Pro
ACDSee
Character Map
Arles Image
The Font thing
Dreamsuite
and a few others I'd rather not divulge.
:winkwink:

you get the 2004 stuff yet?

Amputate Your Head 09-03-2003 07:06 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
Amp how can I increase my ratios as far as scoring with women?

The last few months ratios have dipped , seems i have to work harder to get my balls licked!!!!! Any ideas?

don't know.... I've never "hunted" women, so I can't really answer this one.

Amputate Your Head 09-03-2003 07:07 PM

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Originally posted by MSB
QUESTION: are you man enough?? or you're one of those who have chapel hotpegs? (no offense)
huh?

Amputate Your Head 09-03-2003 07:07 PM

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Originally posted by POV Porn guy
How about bringing back the big wave surfer "OWNED" sig? That was gnarly.
everyone said they hated it, so I killed it.

Juicy D. Links 09-03-2003 07:07 PM

AMP what did you think of my radio appearance earlier today?

Amputate Your Head 09-03-2003 07:08 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks


Well?

answered on page 1.

Amputate Your Head 09-03-2003 07:09 PM

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Originally posted by Sassyass


you get the 2004 stuff yet?

not yet.... looking forward to it though. :winkwink:

Amputate Your Head 09-03-2003 07:10 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
AMP what did you think of my radio appearance earlier today?
didn't catch the broadcast.... sorry.

RobD 09-03-2003 07:10 PM

What is the Matrix?:Graucho

sexeducation 09-03-2003 07:10 PM

Where Vaginal Orgasm is defined as the stimulation of the interior vaginal walls by object/penis insertion (and not G-spot stimulation) - but purely from intercourse ...

Where is the SCIENTIFIC PROOF that vaginal orgasm exists?
Any website - any where will do.

J-Reel 09-03-2003 07:11 PM

Do you like Poi ?

Juicy D. Links 09-03-2003 07:14 PM

Why did god bless me with such sexy looks?

Amputate Your Head 09-03-2003 07:16 PM

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Originally posted by RobD
What is the Matrix?:Graucho
GFY is the Matrix.

Juicy D. Links 09-03-2003 07:16 PM

Are you friends with any guidos?

Amputate Your Head 09-03-2003 07:19 PM

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Originally posted by sexeducation
Where Vaginal Orgasm is defined as the stimulation of the interior vaginal walls by object/penis insertion (and not G-spot stimulation) - but purely from intercourse ...

Where is the SCIENTIFIC PROOF that vaginal orgasm exists?
Any website - any where will do.

Answer: Don't push your luck fucker. Just because you haven't been banned (yet) does not mean I or anyone else defends or supports what you do.

RobD 09-03-2003 07:19 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


GFY is the Matrix.

That would make Lens the father of the Matrix right? and who are you? the keymaker?

Amputate Your Head 09-03-2003 07:19 PM

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Originally posted by J-Reel
Do you like Poi ?
Poi is evil vile shit.

Amputate Your Head 09-03-2003 07:20 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
Why did god bless me with such sexy looks?
Pure luck.

Amputate Your Head 09-03-2003 07:20 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks
Are you friends with any guidos?
Not that I know of.... unless you're counting yourself. I consider you a friend. (Whether I'm right in that assumption or not)

RobD 09-03-2003 07:21 PM

Also, why am I asking stupid questions late at night, did I get the GFY disease?

Juicy D. Links 09-03-2003 07:21 PM

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Originally posted by Amputate Your Head


Not that I know of.... unless you're counting yourself. I consider you a friend. (Whether I'm right in that assumption or not)

I thought we were lovers?

TheJimmy 09-03-2003 07:22 PM

Why does my piss smell like tuna when I eat too much of it, but it doesn't work that way when I eat, lets say chocolate?

Amputate Your Head 09-03-2003 07:27 PM

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Originally posted by RobD


That would make Lens the father of the Matrix right? and who are you? the keymaker?

On this board, Lens is God. Forget that for an evening, and you're toast.

Who am I? I'm nobody. I'm a graphic guy that works here. On this board, I'm merely a moderator in every sense of the word. I moderate. I like to think I do so fairly, but given the dynamic of this board, it's not always easy to be 100% fair. Idiots seem to flood in at alarming rates. There's plenty of shit I don't care for that slides soley because, it's not my place to judge. But I have a deeply vested interest in the well-being of GFY. My heart and soul has been put into this place, so I damn sure won't hesistate if someone crosses the lines.

J-Reel 09-03-2003 07:32 PM

Multiple Choice Question.

How do you like your ono?

A. Deep fried

B. Grilled

C. blackened

D. Raw

E. All of the above

redwhitenblue 09-03-2003 07:33 PM

why does nebraskacoeds.com convert so well?

whats the secret?

redwhitenblue 09-03-2003 07:35 PM

how often does a site need to be revamped?

Amputate Your Head 09-03-2003 07:36 PM

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Originally posted by J-Reel
Multiple Choice Question.

How do you like your ono?

A. Deep fried

B. Grilled

C. blackened

D. Raw

E. All of the above

C: Blackened

Amputate Your Head 09-03-2003 07:38 PM

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Originally posted by redwhitenblue
why does nebraskacoeds.com convert so well?

whats the secret?

Still working on figuring that out.

And btw, you shouldn't talk about things like this. The masses will bombard that shit and turn it to shit in short order.

Amputate Your Head 09-03-2003 07:39 PM

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Originally posted by redwhitenblue
how often does a site need to be revamped?
As often as necessary. :)

redwhitenblue 09-03-2003 07:40 PM

sarcasm *cough* *cough*

J-Reel 09-03-2003 07:45 PM

Who's gonna win the Superbowl this Year?

Amputate Your Head 09-03-2003 07:46 PM

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Originally posted by redwhitenblue
sarcasm *cough* *cough*
ahhh.... okay, sorry.... should have caught it, but I didn't and still haven't. What exactly is the sarcasm? Because unless you're on the inside, you haven't seen anything I've done in at least 7 months.

Amputate Your Head 09-03-2003 07:46 PM

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Originally posted by J-Reel
Who's gonna win the Superbowl this Year?
what the fuck is the superbowl? Chinese eating contest?

beeback500 09-03-2003 07:49 PM

I understand that you no longer freelance....but perhaps you could recomend someone...

I need an allaround designer, coder, marketing who can take an idea and build a tour that would appeal to younger men, colleges frat brothers...men in their fifties....the surfers who are pretty much living their social lives in front of a monitor....

this project must have instant credibility....stylish women...not glamor....not fully nude....lots of tease...

the product to be sold is a 4 day, three night whoremongering trip to the island of Curacao....where golf, girls, tennis, girls, scuba diving, girls, snorkling, girls....did I mention girls. are all available....

the highlight of the trip are the nightly visits to Campo Alegre, also know as The Marige.....an all inclusive compound with 175 plus lovely latinas to service a man's every desire....each girl has her own tiny apartment....and most but not all are agreable to return with you to your hotel....

it is thought that the traffic will come from TPG's.....but other avenues can and will be explored....

so....if you know of anyone who would be interested in doing such a project....please have them contact me at [email protected] ....

thank you in advance.....


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