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I'm not going to masturbate until bush gives me a BJ.
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No Depp?!?!? What will become of us?
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the land of the free and brave
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Still a moron!
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I am MORE than open to listen to someone elses opinion, but i DO believe that if you do not like it here, leave. find someplace else that makes you happy. |
it is possible to love your country and be critical of it at the same time.
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Oooops! Now he went and took it all back!
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Living away from your country puts you in a weird places sometimes. On the one hand you are often put in the position of having to answer for whatever your country does. People will ALWAYS ask your direct opinion on any political and often non-political things originate from your country that make international news. On the other hand you get to see the country from the unique position to most people that live back home - you see its place in the world. Sometimes things really tick you off and other things you can see how they tick off countries AND you can often see how it wasn't done intentionally. I don't like Bush, my friends over here know that because like I said people are always asking for opinions. You are put in the position of being a spokesperson and an ambassador for your country. That is me and I am a nobody. He must get asked every two seconds. Especially as he was in France over this last period of world history. However, what I always make a point of telling people is that you have to seperate the gov't from the people. They don't always go hand in hand. For all we know he says that 99 times out of 100 too but this one time he didn't and it got written down. |
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Bad news for Depp. The HUAC was never abolished. It was actually chemically etched on a rubber sheet and implanted in a selected body cavity of the attorney general. Upon Depp's return he is to be secretly transferred as an enemy combatant to an undisclosed location known only for bad smelling beaches and proximity to Cuba. There it is rumored equipment siezed as evidence of mass destruction, in particular an apparatus effective in electrifying testicles of nonamericans and unamericans, will be deployed to disclose for once and for all the unpatriotic mailase and bad casting typlifying modern celluloid. In conjunction with a crackdown on the offensive 'butt-pirate' venue of VHS tapes crossing the border of Kentucky/Tennessee border, the general vows that at least 10 minutes can be removed from an average soap serial, leaving more time for commercial endorsements.
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It's a fictional account of the process involved in making the movie loosely based upon his life...Barfly. Then there's Septugenerian Stew...Burning in water drowning in flame, Ham on Rye, Notes of a dirty old man, and many many more. Alot of poems, some fiction...but all great. |
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Both are great. |
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