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is this person doing drugs?
someone who within the last 2 month's eyes are looking jacked up... consistantly tired looking... and one moment they can be fine, leave the house and come back 45 mins later, and eyes are completely glazed over / bloodshot / itching... and act very laid back but also unpredictable...
when approached about it, all they said is that they have an eye irritation... when told he was going to take a urine test, the next day i guess their piss was crystal clear, and within an hour time they went to the bathroom twice to pee, signifying they drank a ton of water... however the drug test came up negative... |
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you would have to drink alot of water to clear out a piss test
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I told you, my eyes are red just from rubbing them too much
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There are ways to pass pee tests...
May I ask, is this your child?
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if it's negative and they seem zoned out on stupid shit like concentrating for a hour on iron'ing your pants and then 1 minute later depressed/tired as fuck.. and they had 24 hours to take a piss test.. it's probably tweek / meth.. it only stays in your piss 24 hours tops.. if you drank alot you could get it out in 5 - 10 hours if you had to
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even if you chug a half bucket of water the day before a drug test and piss 250 times.. you'd still fail the drug test for bud.. i did 14 times in a row
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coke is fairly quickly gotten out as well, but any drug test is easy as fuck to pass.
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I was never tired or depressed while on speed...and my eyes never got red. Maybe after 3 - 4 days without sleep...but a tweeker is quite easy to spot...if anything I'd say someones twisting a doober while running errands...
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are they acting like a crack whore?
Take a peek at Val... bottom of the first page! Now she is a crack ho with a crack house. If your friend acts like she does, I think you can definately rule in some drug usage! Enjoy... and promote!
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Urine drug test are easy to pass with the right stuff...well, for weed at least.... (I speak by experience...had to pass one for a former job....)
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bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
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24hour notice would be rough tho, with most things, from what I recall when I used to work in a place where you got about 2 hours notice when it was time.
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yup whats your aim name?
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how to beat drug tests works 100%.. the place i tested at was some high tech shit.. don't drink pickle juice.. bleech.. those piss clean drinks.. or take naicin (shit just burns your skin like a mother fucker) none of those work..
bud: 2 days.. day 1 drink 2 - 3 gallons of water.. day 2 drink 2 40's.. day of drug wake up take a piss and then down a big gulp and go take the test.. piss will have the smallest tint of yellow so it's not dilluted aka dirty.. ![]() tweek: nearly impossible to fail.. just piss 2 - 3 times before test coke: 2 - 3 days.. just get drunk while on it.. then next day get drunk again |
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15 years ago I actually passed a drug test while I was stoned. A friend stopped by early in the morning and we ended up doing bongs for breakfast. I had interviewed for a job with United Airlines a few days before and right after doing my third bong the phone rang and sure as shit it was United Airlines asking if I would come in for a physical/drug test later that day. Not thinking I said okay and when I hung up the phone I said I'm fucked, no way am I getting the job. I thought about not going but my friend kept telling me to just drink a shitload of water for the next 3 hours. So I must have drank at least 15 quarts of water, probably more. By the time I got there I had already pissed 5 times and I passed. I think all that came out was water. |
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odds are if you think they are, then they are
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There was a guy at my last job who would always put on some cologne after he took his lunch breaks. That was too obvious.
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