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Old 09-02-2003, 09:07 PM   #1
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Earthquake in Mexico

(Before anyone jumps my shit - This is a joke.....)

A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale has hit Mexico.

150,000 Mexicans have died and over a million are injured. The country is totally devastated and the government doesn't know where to start with providing help to rebuild. The rest of the world is in shock.

Canada is sending troopers to help the Mexican army control the out bursts of riots.

The European community (except France) is sending food and money.

The United States, not to be outdone, is sending 150,000 replacement Mexicans.

God Bless America!
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Old 09-02-2003, 09:09 PM   #2
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Old 09-02-2003, 09:10 PM   #3
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how completely tasteless!!


i love it!
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Old 09-02-2003, 09:11 PM   #4
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HA SUCKAS!
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Old 09-02-2003, 09:11 PM   #5
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All 150,000 came from Southern California.
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Old 09-02-2003, 09:13 PM   #6
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funny ass shit!
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Old 09-02-2003, 09:16 PM   #7
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Hey how did the Canadians get involved..
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Old 09-02-2003, 09:16 PM   #8
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Old 09-02-2003, 09:21 PM   #9
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Hey how did the Canadians get involved..
The Canadian armed forces..... Have nothing else better to do.
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Old 09-02-2003, 09:35 PM   #10
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The Canadian armed forces..... Have nothing else better to do.
Yup... All 3 of them!

Actually, only two of them made it... The third's dog-sled caught kennel cough right before departure.
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Old 09-02-2003, 09:49 PM   #11
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This was very funny!!
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Old 09-02-2003, 09:57 PM   #12
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All 150,000 came from Southern California.
Don't forget Tucson, Arizona!
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Old 09-02-2003, 10:00 PM   #13
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Yup... All 3 of them!

Actually, only two of them made it... The third's dog-sled caught kennel cough right before departure.
Bullshit... I know you guys up north have huge armies just waiting to invade the US. Hell, it took five or six of them when they deported me from the Great White North and threw my ass back across the boarder!
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Bullshit... I know you guys up north have huge armies just waiting to invade the US. Hell, it took five or six of them when they deported me from the Great White North and threw my ass back across the boarder!
Oh shit! You're onto us!

Actually, we're far more subversive. We're all just moving here one-by-one. Politicians call it 'brain-drain', I call it the Silent Invasion!
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Old 09-02-2003, 10:14 PM   #15
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