Earthquake in Mexico
 

(Before anyone jumps my shit - This is a joke.....)

A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale has hit Mexico.

150,000 Mexicans have died and over a million are injured. The country is totally devastated and the government doesn't know where to start with providing help to rebuild. The rest of the world is in shock.

Canada is sending troopers to help the Mexican army control the out bursts of riots.

The European community (except France) is sending food and money.

The United States, not to be outdone, is sending 150,000 replacement Mexicans.

God Bless America!

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how completely tasteless!!


i love it!

HA SUCKAS!

All 150,000 came from Southern California.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh funny ass shit!

Hey how did the Canadians get involved..:BangBang:

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The Canadian armed forces..... Have nothing else better to do.

Yup... All 3 of them!

Actually, only two of them made it... The third's dog-sled caught kennel cough right before departure.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh This was very funny!!:thumbsup

Don't forget Tucson, Arizona! :thumbsup

Bullshit... I know you guys up north have huge armies just waiting to invade the US. Hell, it took five or six of them when they deported me from the Great White North and threw my ass back across the boarder!

Oh shit! You're onto us!

Actually, we're far more subversive. We're all just moving here one-by-one. Politicians call it 'brain-drain', I call it the Silent Invasion! :Graucho

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lol, fucking funny shit! :thumbsup