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VirtuMike · 09-01-2003, 04:30 PM

How YOU doin'?

If you're into Jewish guys, I'm available. But there is a catch.

You have to wear a University of Miami cheerleader outfit every Saturday during Hurricane Season. This is for my pleasure.

Plus if you cook I might just stick around.

Bonus points if I can hypnotize you.

You can email me at Mike AT Yenta DOT com.

the Shemp · 09-01-2003, 04:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by angeleyes
Ok, Shemp, I give you ownership of this thread. I'm a guido-ette and in the middle of cooking stuffed shells and I need to be on "oven-watch"... When they are done, I'll post pics that will blow your "pie" away.

hehe, sounds like a "bake off".
the fact you can cook should interest a lot of people here.

the Shemp · 09-01-2003, 04:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bret
hmmm... maybe you should eat that whole pie yourself shemp. maybe it will go straight to your ass, with so many lips attached there is no room for mine.

Most people know I'm an old guy and they are nice to me.
But i could use a couple of extra pounds for sure.

bret · 09-01-2003, 04:41 PM

Lets make no mistake about it. If i am nice to you it is only to bask in your vast knowledge of Get Smart, not because of your age, i dont discriminate like that.

angeleyes · 09-01-2003, 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bret
Lets make no mistake about it. If i am nice to you it is only to bask in your vast knowledge of Get Smart, not because of your age, i dont discriminate like that.

Edit: wrong post.........

My shells are almost done....... and if anyone from the office is reading this...... You will have a free lunch on Wednesday!

... but you're still an asshat and welcome.

GrimShawn · 09-01-2003, 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by angeleyes

Take your 17 posts and go play somewhere else asshat.

Cracks the whip I like that

bret · 09-01-2003, 04:45 PM

How dare you insult the size of my posts... I guess i was not as lucky as the other boys.

Juicy D. Links · 09-01-2003, 04:45 PM

Angel your sexy , Too bad your in FLA

the Shemp · 09-01-2003, 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bret
Lets make no mistake about it. If i am nice to you it is only to bask in your vast knowledge of Get Smart, not because of your age, i dont discriminate like that.

More people should use the "cone of silence"

bret · 09-01-2003, 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by the Shemp

More people should use the "cone of silence"

I'm sorry, i was too busy disguising myself as a chair in hope that 99 would sit on my face...

ok. we should really give her this thread back. maybe we should start www.GetSmartManiacs.com

angeleyes · 09-01-2003, 04:58 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bret

I'm sorry, i was too busy disguising myself as a chair in hope that 99 would sit on my face...

ok. we should really give her this thread back. maybe we should start www.GetSmartManiacs.com

That was a very interesting 404 that you posted. I'm so sorry that I didn't grow up to Dawsons Creek like you.

.........and by the way, Get Smart was a little before my time, so in the true nature of GFY

Shemp, hit me up on ICQ...........

bret · 09-01-2003, 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by angeleyes

That was a very interesting 404 that you posted. I'm so sorry that I didn't grow up to Dawsons Creek like you.

.........and by the way, Get Smart was a little before my time, so in the true nature of GFY

Shemp, hit me up on ICQ...........

Look sweetheart... I try not to be rude to women whenever possible. So let me break this down to you in the most simple way possible.

Shemp makes some posts in reference to the television show (that is now not even in syndication anymore) entitled "Get Smart". I happen to enjoy that show as well. So I make some stupid remarks about it just to rib him a little every now and again.

Not sure why you would get all bent out of shape over this, but like you said, this is GFY.

Not sure why I would even have to make a post like this, nothing I did or said requires clarification or justification, even more so that none of the posts in question were directed to you.

Enjoy being single.

regards

- bret

mrmarylou · 09-01-2003, 05:09 PM

Angeleyes I think I am in love. I so feel a boob hat coming

angeleyes · 09-01-2003, 05:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by bret

Look sweetheart... I try not to be rude to women whenever possible. So let me break this down to you in the most simple way possible.

Shemp makes some posts in reference to the television show (that is now not even in syndicate anymore) entitled "Get Smart". I happen to enjoy that show as well. So I make some stupid remarks about it just to rib him a little every now and again.

Not sure why you would get all bent out of shape over this, but like you said, this is GFY.

Not sure why I would even have to make a post like this, nothing I did or said requires clarification or justification, even more so that none of the posts in question were directed to you.

Enjoy being single.

regards

- bret

Making up is fun, wanna cyber?

bret · 09-01-2003, 05:16 PM

Kinda like makeup sex? Ok. only if i can be on top, i have alot of bottled up anger to release.

I would. but my web cam is broken and i am too busy spamming my sig on GFY and other boards.

Butrflied · 09-01-2003, 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by angeleyes

Edit: wrong post.........

My shells are almost done....... and if anyone from the office is reading this...... You will have a free lunch on Wednesday!

... but you're still an asshat and welcome.

We have to wait until Wednesday???

ps .. welcome back to the club ..

VirtuMike · 09-01-2003, 06:16 PM

Are you giving any thought to my cheerleader plan?

Go like this:

"IT'S GREAT... TO BE... A MIAMI HURRICANE!"

or

"We got some Canes over here! Whoosh Whoosh"

Man I miss my season tickets.

angeleyes · 09-01-2003, 06:18 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by VirtuMike
Are you giving any thought to my cheerleader plan?

Go like this:

"IT'S GREAT... TO BE... A MIAMI HURRICANE!"

or

"We got some Canes over here! Whoosh Whoosh"

Man I miss my season tickets.

I used to be a cheerleader in HS and I can still fit into the outfit that I appropriated from the school.

Pornkings · 09-01-2003, 06:19 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by XxXotic
oh and someone held a gun to my head and wants me to post this one too

I'm only a 45 min flight away or 4 hour drive

Butrflied · 09-01-2003, 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by VirtuMike
Are you giving any thought to my cheerleader plan?

Go like this:

"IT'S GREAT... TO BE... A MIAMI HURRICANE!"

or

"We got some Canes over here! Whoosh Whoosh"

Man I miss my season tickets.

Ready for next week mike?
I SAID .. IT'S GREAT .. TO BE .. A FLORIDA GATOR!

angeleyes · 09-01-2003, 06:28 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Pornkings

I'm only a 45 min flight away or 4 hour drive

Can you fix me up with a new PornKings Ladies T? The one I nabbed from you at Internext got stained.

Let's make a deal.

VirtuMike · 09-01-2003, 06:30 PM

Jennifer I think I find you appealing. My picture and more info is posted on Yenta.com. Also I have references, a job, a car, all my teeth, and I can read. But you better hurry and grab me, I am going to Eastern Europe soon and may come back with a wife that doesn't speak a word of English... But makes one hell of a borscht.

I'll be in Miami in a couple weeks, we can date then. Just don't be afraid to fall in love and please don't attempt to boil my dog.

Butrflied,

It's great to be a Florida Gator except this coming Saturday. As long as you boys don't lose to those inbred Noles we're on good terms.

Butrflied · 09-01-2003, 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by VirtuMike

Butrflied,

It's great to be a Florida Gator except this coming Saturday. As long as you boys don't lose to those inbred Noles we're on good terms.

Sounds like a deal .. I'm a gracious loser.

angeleyes · 09-01-2003, 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by VirtuMike
Jennifer I think I find you appealing. My picture and more info is posted on Yenta.com. Also I have references, a job, a car, all my teeth, and I can read. But you better hurry and grab me, I am going to Eastern Europe soon and may come back with a wife that doesn't speak a word of English... But makes one hell of a borscht.

I'll be in Miami in a couple weeks, we can date then. Just don't be afraid to fall in love and please don't attempt to boil my dog.

Butrflied,

It's great to be a Florida Gator except this coming Saturday. As long as you boys don't lose to those inbred Noles we're on good terms.

Sleazydream? I remember getting a first hand tour of that site from Sleazydream at Internext.....

eddie-executive · 09-01-2003, 06:42 PM

Im single too until tonight when my dick and my hand meet again, then i guess im married

brand0n · 09-01-2003, 07:29 PM

vultures at best

Twisted Dollar · 09-01-2003, 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by angeleyes
any takers?

I'm single too...

baddog · 09-01-2003, 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Huggles
Blackberry pie?

Never had it!

Blueberry.... drool.

I remember when I was a kid I had a rubarb(?) pie that nearly put me in the hospital. I was puking and shxtting constantly for like 12 days.

rhubarb was always one of my favs

MonsterMike · 09-01-2003, 07:42 PM

Guys,

This girl is a serious catch. Met her at the poker party and she's got it goin' on!

Dax · 09-01-2003, 07:47 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Butrflied

Ready for next week mike?
I SAID .. IT'S GREAT .. TO BE .. A FLORIDA GATOR!

You were oh so sexy.. till then!! A gator fan

GeXus · 09-01-2003, 07:48 PM

I am a single lonly man. I like long walks on the beach. I enjoy romance novels and romance movies. I play no sports, i typically sit in my chair all day, But I like to have fun too. I am up for just about anything. I am a tad younger than you, but age is not important. Lets get together..

P.S. Do you do anal?

angeleyes · 09-01-2003, 07:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by GeXus
I am a single lonly man. I like long walks on the beach. I enjoy romance novels and romance movies. I play no sports, i typically sit in my chair all day, But I like to have fun too. I am up for just about anything. I am a tad younger than you, but age is not important. Lets get together..

P.S. Do you do anal?

You had me up until "Do you do anal?"

xxxdesign-net · 09-01-2003, 08:07 PM

mmmh... I'm looking for a board where mostly women post (between 20 and 30y/o if possible)...

Then start a thread like "Im single again....."

Any suggestion?

GeXus · 09-01-2003, 08:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by angeleyes

You had me up until "Do you do anal?"

Oh that was just a little joke sweet heart. We can do it streight up if you want.

Butrflied · 09-01-2003, 08:09 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dax

You were oh so sexy.. till then!! A gator fan

Not just a fan .. alumni .. I guess I've lost you forever .. I bleed orange and blue

Honeyslut · 09-01-2003, 08:14 PM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by [Labret]
older women ahahaah [/QUO

and how old are you ?

angeleyes · 09-01-2003, 08:30 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by M P
Guys,

This girl is a serious catch. Met her at the poker party and she's got it goin' on!

Hit me up on ICQ.......

Were you one of the big tippers?

angeleyes · 09-01-2003, 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Butrflied
Not just a fan .. alumni .. I guess I've lost you forever .. I bleed orange and blue

Hey there, no vomit smilies on my co-worker. lol You know you're sweet on her.

Kimmykim · 09-01-2003, 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by VirtuMike
It's great to be a Florida Gator except this coming Saturday. As long as you boys don't lose to those inbred Noles we're on good terms.

I can see we'll never speak again.

Sly_RJ · 09-01-2003, 08:41 PM

GFY dating... beautiful!

ldinternet · 09-01-2003, 08:42 PM

I'm 15 and horny.

Let's fuck!

Dax · 09-01-2003, 08:42 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Butrflied
Not just a fan .. alumni .. I guess I've lost you forever .. I bleed orange and blue

Alumni ??? OMG... you KNOW what happens to GIRLS when they go to UF..

If you want to go watch that game let me know.. I would love to watch it next to a gator fan...

Every time I go to gator growl.. i get sick to my stomach of so much purple and orange...

but is all worth it for the girls

TheFLY · 09-01-2003, 08:43 PM

She looks just like this girl that was all over me in my senior year of highschool... my friend's sister HHAAA... Never got to hook up with her until I got back in town for an internship -- arranged a meeting at her house when her parents weren't home... I would have been in so much shit if her parents came home... She had really tiny nipples that never got hard -- bizarre LOL

Smegma · 09-01-2003, 08:44 PM

Cockblocking should be a sport here.

Butrflied · 09-01-2003, 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Dax

Alumni ??? OMG... you KNOW what happens to GIRLS when they go to UF..

If you want to go watch that game let me know.. I would love to watch it next to a gator fan...

Every time I go to gator growl.. i get sick to my stomach of so much purple and orange... but is all worth it for the girls

Yeah, no bricks fell from the tower when I graduated.

Thanks for the invite, but I already have plans with my gator friends .. besides I wouldnt want you to see my orange and blue tears

--- and get it right, orange and BLUE .. not orange and purple

angeleyes · 09-01-2003, 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by TheFLY
She looks just like this girl that was all over me in my senior year of highschool... my friend's sister HHAAA... Never got to hook up with her until I got back in town for an internship -- arranged a meeting at her house when her parents weren't home... I would have been in so much shit if her parents came home... She had really tiny nipples that never got hard -- bizarre LOL

Sounds like she had a personal problem that I don't have.

StacyCat · 09-01-2003, 09:06 PM

So, angel, how much more flirting do we need before we can get a spot at the poker tourney in vegas? :-D

angeleyes · 09-01-2003, 09:16 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by StacyCat
So, angel, how much more flirting do we need before we can get a spot at the poker tourney in vegas? :-D

Planning ahead I see? lol You'll be sure to get a spot if I have my way.

BTW: I can't say enough how much it was pleasure having lunch with you and Kat....... I only wish we didn't meet sooner at the convention......... You are both 10's in my book when it comes to friends.

VirtuMike · 09-01-2003, 09:38 PM

Jennifer, I would love to spend quality time with you. You can icq me with sweet nothings at 9472172. I believe that sleazydream guy to be almost as handsome as myself.

I would love to stick around and shower you with fluff but I have a plane to catch - I'm in Vegas and going back to Jersey in 20 mins and have to finish packing.

Until we meet again mon cheri!

VirtuMike
(buyus my contentus)

XxXotic · 09-01-2003, 09:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by the Shemp

More people should use the "cone of silence"

09-01-2003, 04:30 PM	#51
VirtuMike Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Seat 1A Posts: 2,483	How YOU doin'? If you're into Jewish guys, I'm available. But there is a catch. You have to wear a University of Miami cheerleader outfit every Saturday during Hurricane Season. This is for my pleasure. Plus if you cook I might just stick around. Bonus points if I can hypnotize you. You can email me at Mike AT Yenta DOT com. __________________ Host it in AMSTERDAM at EUROTIVITY! - We also offer BACKUP SERVICES! XYZZY4L

09-01-2003, 06:16 PM	#67
VirtuMike Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Seat 1A Posts: 2,483	Are you giving any thought to my cheerleader plan? Go like this: "IT'S GREAT... TO BE... A MIAMI HURRICANE!" or "We got some Canes over here! Whoosh Whoosh" Man I miss my season tickets. __________________ Host it in AMSTERDAM at EUROTIVITY! - We also offer BACKUP SERVICES! XYZZY4L

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VirtuMike Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Seat 1A Posts: 2,483	Jennifer I think I find you appealing. My picture and more info is posted on Yenta.com. Also I have references, a job, a car, all my teeth, and I can read. But you better hurry and grab me, I am going to Eastern Europe soon and may come back with a wife that doesn't speak a word of English... But makes one hell of a borscht. I'll be in Miami in a couple weeks, we can date then. Just don't be afraid to fall in love and please don't attempt to boil my dog. Butrflied, It's great to be a Florida Gator except this coming Saturday. As long as you boys don't lose to those inbred Noles we're on good terms. __________________ Host it in AMSTERDAM at EUROTIVITY! - We also offer BACKUP SERVICES! XYZZY4L

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VirtuMike Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Seat 1A Posts: 2,483	Jennifer, I would love to spend quality time with you. You can icq me with sweet nothings at 9472172. I believe that sleazydream guy to be almost as handsome as myself. I would love to stick around and shower you with fluff but I have a plane to catch - I'm in Vegas and going back to Jersey in 20 mins and have to finish packing. Until we meet again mon cheri! VirtuMike (buyus my contentus) __________________ Host it in AMSTERDAM at EUROTIVITY! - We also offer BACKUP SERVICES! XYZZY4L