How can you tell if a sponser is shaving? - GoFuckYourself.com

Zester · 08-30-2003, 03:57 AM

And how much?

Polak · 08-30-2003, 04:01 AM

u ask em politely

xenigo · 08-30-2003, 04:05 AM

You sign up. And if you don't get credit for it, you know they're shaving you like a lamb.

Polak · 08-30-2003, 04:06 AM

like a lambs behind

Zester · 08-30-2003, 04:09 AM

can anyone tell me if cashquest2 are shaving or maximumcash?

xenigo · 08-30-2003, 04:14 AM

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Originally posted by Zester
can anyone tell me if cashquest2 are shaving or maximumcash?

Dude, hate to break it to you but the rule of thumb is this: Everyone shaves.

venturi · 08-30-2003, 04:15 AM

You can tell that they are shaving when you meet them at Internext and they have baby smooth faces and/or body parts. If they are hairy beasts then they probably aren't shaving.

xenigo · 08-30-2003, 04:18 AM

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Originally posted by venturi
You can tell that they are shaving when you meet them at Internext and they have baby smooth faces and/or body parts. If they are hairy beasts then they probably aren't shaving.

hahahahahahaha, oh shit I almost fell on the floor...

salo18 · 08-30-2003, 04:20 AM

If your stats looks like this, they are shaving

Zester · 08-30-2003, 04:30 AM

are there sponsers that shave more than others?
how about sunnydollars?

xenigo · 08-30-2003, 04:51 AM

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Originally posted by salo18
If your stats looks like this, they are shaving

Your stats actually don't look bad for the amount of traffic you're pushing. If you were doing that amount of traffic and it was showing 1 signup a week, then I'd say it might be cause for concern. But 3 signups in 1500 uniques still isn't a terrible ratio.

4Pics · 08-30-2003, 05:02 AM

The only way to prove it is to get multiple people to join from your site and see if you get all of them counted.

Any sponsor who won't let you do a test signup is one i'd not use.

gothweb · 08-30-2003, 05:10 AM

If you don't like your conversions, they must be shaving. Hurry up and post about it on all the boards.

Zester · 08-30-2003, 05:22 AM

I think they are shaving my traffic along with the signups.
I mean I am pretty sure I am sending 100 hits a day, but it only shows 20.
Is that also called shaving? are all the sponsors doing that too?

amph · 08-30-2003, 05:27 AM

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Originally posted by Zester
I think they are shaving my traffic along with the signups.
I mean I am pretty sure I am sending 100 hits a day, but it only shows 20.
Is that also called shaving? are all the sponsors doing that too?

How old are you? Are you shaving?

4Pics · 08-30-2003, 05:41 AM

all your hits are belong to us

Zester · 08-30-2003, 05:43 AM

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all your hits are belong to us

?

chowda · 08-30-2003, 06:57 AM

too hairy

brand0n · 08-30-2003, 07:43 AM

everyone shaves, its just part of the bizz

easyfun · 08-30-2003, 08:10 AM

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Dude, hate to break it to you but the rule of thumb is this: Everyone shaves.

No they do not!

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are there sponsers that shave more than others? how about sunnydollars?

Most probably - They are out and out liars and criminals who do not understand the word "honesty"

Four months ago they told everyone here they would take me to court for telling everyone what they did to me -

Just more bullshit from the bullshit kings - They couldn't take me to court because their local Police has a huge dossier on them

iwantchixx · 08-30-2003, 08:14 AM

check to see if yoru stats have a beard or not.

Marina · 08-30-2003, 08:15 AM

If they have a sign up page.

iwantchixx · 08-30-2003, 08:16 AM

if it shows 20 and you send 100, is it possible they only count second page hits? If so, be thankfull they do it that way. Much better way to gauge productive traffic.

SunnyDollars · 08-30-2003, 11:04 AM

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Originally posted by Zester
are there sponsers that shave more than others?
how about sunnydollars?

you are more than welcome to do test signup anytime.
you will see we do not shave!!!

sunny

judge · 08-30-2003, 11:08 AM

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Originally posted by easyfun

Most probably - They are out and out liars and criminals who do not understand the word "honesty"

Four months ago they told everyone here they would take me to court for telling everyone what they did to me -

Just more bullshit from the bullshit kings - They couldn't take me to court because their local Police has a huge dossier on them

I am promoting Sunny Dollars since 6 months and I can say they do not shave. And you easyfun are the biggest asshole on this board

I am sure you shave

Ic3m4nZ · 08-30-2003, 11:09 AM

You test between 3-5 signups by yourself you'll see

brand0n · 08-30-2003, 11:09 AM

im going to shave now

Why · 08-30-2003, 11:12 AM

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Originally posted by judge

I am promoting Sunny Dollars since 6 months and I can say they do not shave. And you easyfun are the biggest asshole on this board

I am sure you shave

coming from a jackass with one post. umm, cant imagine its sunnydollars trying to attack a critics credibility??

CarolCox · 08-30-2003, 11:14 AM

I don't shave, I get waxed!

Carol Cox

Chaldoray · 08-30-2003, 11:36 AM

Yeah, But carol you shave your pussy!

Rochard · 08-30-2003, 11:38 AM

I know how to tell if large programs are shaving......

Go the big shows - like Vegas in 2004 - and get their programmers drunk. They'll tell you everything.

SleazyDream · 08-30-2003, 11:38 AM

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Originally posted by Zester
can anyone tell me if cashquest2 are shaving or maximumcash?

it's probally your traffic that sucks

Why · 08-30-2003, 11:42 AM

doesnt anyone use thinks for hits sent out to sponsos like they do to count hits in traffic trades....

i know exactly how many hits i send out to every sponsor and every link code. there are only one or two that match my counts. sadly.

easyfun · 08-30-2003, 11:50 AM

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The Judge : I am promoting Sunny Dollars since 6 months and I can say they do not shave. And you easyfun are the biggest asshole on this board

Perfect
Polish to English, word for word. So I take it the Polish prat who wrote that is the same theiving cretin who has been leaving his fingerprints over most of my servers recently??

I think there is at least one asshole bigger than me on this board sunnydollars - And I am going to enjoy putting my foot in that fucking asshole real soon.

CarolCox · 08-30-2003, 03:50 PM

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Originally posted by Chaldoray
Yeah, But carol you shave your pussy!

True. I used to get that waxed to, but it just hurt too much!

But everything else gets waxed, including my BUTT!

Carol Cox

Meloman · 08-30-2003, 04:46 PM

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Originally posted by Zester
can anyone tell me if cashquest2 are shaving or maximumcash?

They are 2 of the most honest sponsors out there.

Right now on CQ2 I have 1:50 with one of there sites with pure SE traffic

CQ2 converts niche traffic very well.

gigi · 08-30-2003, 07:41 PM

Thanks for the props meloman

We most definitely allow test sign ups as long as you let us know ahead of time so it doesn't look like you are cheating. We have a sharp accounts department that watches for things like this. ;)

We have an excellent reputation in the industry as one of the most honest programs around.

FYI, CQ2 counts uniques to the first page.

We have paid on time, everytime since 1996....that certainly says alot.

If you have any questions regarding the CashQuest2 program, feel free to contact me [email protected] or ICQ: 32862272

SykkBoy · 08-30-2003, 07:49 PM

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Originally posted by Why
doesnt anyone use thinks for hits sent out to sponsos like they do to count hits in traffic trades....

i know exactly how many hits i send out to every sponsor and every link code. there are only one or two that match my counts. sadly.

which page are they counting? Have you ever emailed a sponsor to find out? Most of them only count second page clicks anyways, so you're not going to find an exactly match

my rule of thumb: count my outclicks and see who produces a bigger check amount for the number of outclicks on my count, those are the only stats that matter to me...

4Pics · 08-30-2003, 10:14 PM

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Originally posted by SykkBoy2

which page are they counting? Have you ever emailed a sponsor to find out? Most of them only count second page clicks anyways, so you're not going to find an exactly match

my rule of thumb: count my outclicks and see who produces a bigger check amount for the number of outclicks on my count, those are the only stats that matter to me...

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Zester Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 5,344	can anyone tell me if cashquest2 are shaving or maximumcash?

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Zester Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 5,344	are there sponsers that shave more than others? how about sunnydollars?

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4Pics Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Posts: 7,952	The only way to prove it is to get multiple people to join from your site and see if you get all of them counted. Any sponsor who won't let you do a test signup is one i'd not use.

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Zester Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 5,344	I think they are shaving my traffic along with the signups. I mean I am pretty sure I am sending 100 hits a day, but it only shows 20. Is that also called shaving? are all the sponsors doing that too?

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brand0n been very busy Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: the queen city Posts: 26,983	everyone shaves, its just part of the bizz __________________ want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

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iwantchixx Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: The Boonies Posts: 12,860	if it shows 20 and you send 100, is it possible they only count second page hits? If so, be thankfull they do it that way. Much better way to gauge productive traffic.

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brand0n been very busy Join Date: Nov 2002 Location: the queen city Posts: 26,983	im going to shave now __________________ want to buy this spot for cheap? it is of course for sale. long term deals are always the best bet. brand0n/ at/ a o l dot commies.

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Rochard Jägermeister Test Pilot Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2001 Location: NORCAL Posts: 75,431	I know how to tell if large programs are shaving...... Go the big shows - like Vegas in 2004 - and get their programmers drunk. They'll tell you everything. __________________ “The choice is no longer between right or left. The choice is between normal and crazy.” - Sarah Huckabee Sanders

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Why MFBA Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2003 Location: PNW Posts: 7,230	doesnt anyone use thinks for hits sent out to sponsos like they do to count hits in traffic trades.... i know exactly how many hits i send out to every sponsor and every link code. there are only one or two that match my counts. sadly.

08-30-2003, 07:41 PM	#37
gigi Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Vancouver, BC, Canada Posts: 691	Thanks for the props meloman We most definitely allow test sign ups as long as you let us know ahead of time so it doesn't look like you are cheating. We have a sharp accounts department that watches for things like this. ;) We have an excellent reputation in the industry as one of the most honest programs around. FYI, CQ2 counts uniques to the first page. We have paid on time, everytime since 1996....that certainly says alot. If you have any questions regarding the CashQuest2 program, feel free to contact me [email protected] or ICQ: 32862272 __________________ eMail ICQ: 32862272