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Red flags to avoid when looking for a good girlfriend / SO
Let's make a serious list. Some fucks have thrown around "single mom" or "fat" or some shit. let's make a real listt.
I'll start: Smokes. Herds cats. |
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Join Date: Oct 2002
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If she makes a good Turkey Sandwich she's all good!
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Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Ft liquordale FL
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Farts and blames it on someone else
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So Fucking Banned
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turkey!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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#5 |
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Location: "evitcepsrep ruoy egnahc"
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You know someone personally who fucked her or shared any pink bits with her.
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#6 |
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doesn't clean her place.
drinks heavily |
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#7 |
March 1st, 2003
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Seat 4 @ Venetian Poker Room
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discusses things like commitment, marriage etc on the first day.
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sex dwarf
Join Date: May 2002
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Gets jealous just a tad easily. In 90% of all cases, she'll turn out to be an obsessed, insecure psycho.
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Calls a parent when anything happens or goes even potentially wrong.
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March 1st, 2003
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favorite pastime is putting together puzzles.
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wtf
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Stanky pussy.
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has a buzz cut and more muscle than you
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#14 |
sex dwarf
Join Date: May 2002
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Uses sex as a weapon.
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When it rains, it pours
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stays on the phone for more than an hour
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has a penis.
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#17 |
So Fucking Banned
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: http://www.thefly.net/ --- Quit your job and live off steady traffic.
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crabs
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If she can beat you physically.
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been very busy
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: the queen city
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makes more money off the net then you do
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she's your mom
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#21 |
BACON BACON BACON
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drinks more then a few times a month
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has more hair than you
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#23 |
BACON BACON BACON
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if she cant cook she cant feed kids properly either
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