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SomeCreep

06-20-2004 01:15 PM

50 true stories :glugglug

beemk

06-20-2004 01:15 PM

AaronM

06-20-2004 01:16 PM

Nice bump.

lazycash

08-31-2004 01:09 AM

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Originally posted by AaronM
Nice bump.

Thanks

EviLGuY

08-31-2004 01:11 AM

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Originally posted by lazycash
Thanks

Why are you bumping these old Dark Jedi threads?

Joe Citizen

08-31-2004 01:17 AM

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Originally posted by DarkJedi
dumped her.

She gave me a few BJs when we first started dating, but then would never do it.

One day I was joking around and said I would give her 10 bucks if she gave me a blowjob.

She startled me by saying she would even though she was always saying "She can't breathe" etc. etc.

So I gave her a ten dollar bill and she sucked my dick damn near off.

Afterwards I got to thinking it was pretty lame for her to be excited about doing it for ten bucks though she did not love me enough to do it otherwise (the selfish whore) so I took the money back and told her I was only roleplaying and what was wrong with her to want to suck dick for money.

How is your Mom these days?

beemk

08-31-2004 01:20 AM

boobmaster

08-31-2004 01:21 AM

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You are a surfer MORON!

NiTe-HaWk

08-31-2004 01:25 AM

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Originally posted by Indeed
seems like a sex story he copied from some site hehe

exactally what I was thinking

alexg

08-31-2004 01:29 AM

you shoul have beaten her up afterwards and take any money she got left

Angry13

08-31-2004 01:37 AM

Thats awesome!

Remember - If you do it for the G-O-D you know its all good.

HOLLA!

zdwebber

08-31-2004 01:53 AM

:1orglaugh

Corleone

08-31-2004 01:56 AM

$10 is cheap

chupachups

08-31-2004 01:58 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

KraZ	08-31-2004 02:34 AM

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Originally posted by goBigtime
If you washed your balls and/or quit trying to slam her head on your dick maybe you'd get more blowjobs :winkwink:

You seem to know a bit too much about DJ's dick hygiene :)

pornJester

08-31-2004 02:36 AM

hahaha, great story :glugglug

Kicker

08-31-2004 03:07 AM

:1orglaugh

pure energy

08-31-2004 04:01 AM

poor girl she was owned!

reynold

08-31-2004 04:05 AM

sorry for you...

Tricksy

08-31-2004 07:56 AM

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Originally posted by JupZChris
i just beat my meat to that story ... =D did she ever find out ?

I've read the whole story...very nice written!!! :winkwink:

TheWildcard

08-31-2004 08:14 AM

nice story evildick

chemicaleyes

08-31-2004 08:34 AM

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Originally posted by TheWildcard
nice story evildick

psili

08-31-2004 08:42 AM

When a person preceeds something with "True Story", what they're really trying to say is "I'm making this shit up"

coolfuck

08-31-2004 08:44 AM

lol can u give me a phone number?
10$ its cheap :)

WickedVenus

08-31-2004 08:49 AM

I went on a blind date with this guy one time, that was not my type at all!!!!! Any who, he wantd a blow job really bad, and I kept telling him hell no so he offered me $20. so i took his money without giving him anything, said i would brb and I headed back home. :banana

xxxdesign-net

08-31-2004 08:51 AM

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh
thanks for the memories

Another pathetic fake story from the pathetic DarkJedi ...

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