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stocktrader23 · 08-23-2003, 12:14 PM

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Originally posted by toodamnfli

come to america,see how african americans are treated,then you will see

Just 35 years ago an african american couldnt even get service atthe same restaurant as a white person,couldnt use the same stalls,and even had seperate water fountains

stocktrader23 · 08-23-2003, 12:17 PM

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Originally posted by toodamnfli

come to america,see how african americans are treated,then you will see

Just 35 years ago an african american couldnt even get service atthe same restaurant as a white person,couldnt use the same stalls,and even had seperate water fountains

You know, just yesterday I couldn't get any chicken cause some black dude got the last of it. He better not EVER tell a white joke in his life.

bringer · 08-23-2003, 12:18 PM

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Originally posted by stocktrader23

You know, just yesterday I couldn't get any chicken cause some black dude got the last of it. He better not EVER tell a white joke in his life.

buy stock in koolaid

stocktrader23 · 08-23-2003, 12:20 PM

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Originally posted by Makingcoin

Please don't make fun of gay people. Just 35 years ago they got beat to death by straight white kids. You'll have to wait until there is:

a) Affirmative action for gay people to make sure they have a better shot at a job than straight people.
b) Gay history month
c) Gay entertainment television
d) Johnny Cockring, the flaming gay lawyer that can get a fag out of trouble after he murders his gay husband.

Then you MIGHT be able to joke about the obvious. But I'm sure a few will still get pissy.

cold_ice · 08-23-2003, 12:32 PM

Q:how does the hick mom know when her daughter is on the rag??

A: her son's dick tastes funny

TheJimmy · 08-23-2003, 12:43 PM

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Originally posted by stocktrader23
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c) Gay entertainment television
...

LOL!!!

I think we already have that NBC/Bravo....

but honestly, I'm hooked on that shit, Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, Boy Meets Boy & the OLD Will & Grace episodes are wicked entertaining...

OK....so who else is thinking that short dude (Brian?) is the last straight guy in the group on Boy Meets Boy? ...

ok, so now in my questioning of my own sexuality I go off to write on the chalk board 100 times...I DO NOT LOVE THE COCK...I DO NOT LOVE THE COCK...
I DO NOT LOVE THE COCK...

Mississippi Massa · 08-23-2003, 12:44 PM

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Originally posted by TheJimmy
ok, so now in my questioning of my own sexuality I go off to write on the chalk board 100 times...I DO NOT LOVE THE COCK...I DO NOT LOVE THE COCK...
I DO NOT LOVE THE COCK...

WicKed NinJas · 08-23-2003, 12:45 PM

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Originally posted by Makingcoin

Now this is some funny shit...

Like I have always said...

ELIMINATE PREJUDICE......HATE EVERYONE!!!!

bigdog · 08-23-2003, 12:51 PM

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Originally posted by Platinum Lantern
People with webmaster service sites spitting out racist jokes...
I think it's great in a way though...

I appreciate knowing who's a racist before I do business with them...

exactly some real dumb fucks

Manga1 · 08-23-2003, 12:59 PM

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Originally posted by Makingcoin

brizzad · 08-23-2003, 01:18 PM

im not racist, and this thread is very offensive... i have numerous blacks in my family tree

they're still hanging

(okay but really, im not racist i <3 rap)

RRRED · 08-23-2003, 01:28 PM

Nice sig Mississippi Massa ... WTF

nap · 08-23-2003, 01:39 PM

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Originally posted by bringer

and today, they get everything handed to them
whats your point?

what is being handed to blacks?

nap · 08-23-2003, 01:43 PM

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Originally posted by stocktrader23

Please don't make fun of gay people. Just 35 years ago they got beat to death by straight white kids. You'll have to wait until there is:

a) Affirmative action for gay people to make sure they have a better shot at a job than straight people.
b) Gay history month
c) Gay entertainment television
d) Johnny Cockring, the flaming gay lawyer that can get a fag out of trouble after he murders his gay husband.

Then you MIGHT be able to joke about the obvious. But I'm sure a few will still get pissy.

we really need to get rid of those gay only bathrooms!

don't compare what blacks and gays have been through in this country

Lonny · 08-23-2003, 02:18 PM

Little boy an the flower

Little black boy runs home from school one day. The boy see's his mommy baking cookies in the kitchen. As little boy tiptoes to see what was on the table a bowl full of white flower pours over him. With a confused look on his face, he turns to his mom and says look mom im white! His mom smacks him in the head and says go tell your pa what you just said. So the little boy goes to his pa and says, Pa, Pa, HEY pa look at me im white. His pa then smacks him in the head and says go tell your grandparents what you just said, So the little boy does what his pa tells him to do, an sure enough both his grandparents smacks him in head. Pissed off from all the smacks he received, He yell's for his mom and dad to come outside were his grandparens were. Looking up at them he say's.
"I`ve been white for 5 minutes an already i hate you ******s"

Belive it or not a friend of mind who is black told me this joke.

TDF · 08-23-2003, 02:20 PM

real racist shit

Jakke PNG · 08-23-2003, 02:22 PM

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Originally posted by ikonworx
Little boy an the flower

Little black boy runs home from school one day. The boy see's his mommy baking cookies in the kitchen. As little boy tiptoes to see what was on the table a bowl full of white flower pours over him. With a confused look on his face, he turns to his mom and says look mom im white! His mom smacks him in the head and says go tell your pa what you just said. So the little boy goes to his pa and says, Pa, Pa, HEY pa look at me im white. His pa then smacks him in the head and says go tell your grandparents what you just said, So the little boy does what his pa tells him to do, an sure enough both his grandparents smacks him in head. Pissed off from all the smacks he received, He yell's for his mom and dad to come outside were his grandparens were. Looking up at them he say's.
"I`ve been white for 5 minutes an already i hate you ******s"

Belive it or not a friend of mind who is black told me this joke.

spamofon · 08-23-2003, 02:32 PM

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Originally posted by ikonworx
Little boy an the flower

Little black boy runs home from school one day. The boy see's his mommy baking cookies in the kitchen. As little boy tiptoes to see what was on the table a bowl full of white flower pours over him. With a confused look on his face, he turns to his mom and says look mom im white! His mom smacks him in the head and says go tell your pa what you just said. So the little boy goes to his pa and says, Pa, Pa, HEY pa look at me im white. His pa then smacks him in the head and says go tell your grandparents what you just said, So the little boy does what his pa tells him to do, an sure enough both his grandparents smacks him in head. Pissed off from all the smacks he received, He yell's for his mom and dad to come outside were his grandparens were. Looking up at them he say's.
"I`ve been white for 5 minutes an already i hate you ******s"

Belive it or not a friend of mind who is black told me this joke.

cluck · 08-23-2003, 02:34 PM

Well not really a joke but I'm from the whitest family ever. My grandparents decided to take a trip down to Georgia one year so they looked up some relatives from the family tree. They get down there, knock on the door and the people turn out to be black as the ace of spades.

I never knew I came from a slave-driven family

stocktrader23 · 08-23-2003, 03:44 PM

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Originally posted by nap

we really need to get rid of those gay only bathrooms!

don't compare what blacks and gays have been through in this country

First of all I was just joking around. Second, I'm not comparing anything to what blacks went through in this country. I'm just not kissing all black peoples ass because of what happened to someone other than them. Whether or not this guy is serious or not I really don't care. People need to lighten up. I've been called a cracka and honkey as many times as you have been called a ******. It's nothing to make a scene over.

rooster · 08-23-2003, 04:12 PM

who are the two most famous black women

anut jamimia and mother fucker

bringer · 08-23-2003, 04:14 PM

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Originally posted by rooster
who are the two most famous black women

anut jamimia and mother fucker

TheJimmy · 08-23-2003, 04:18 PM

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Originally posted by rooster
who are the two most famous black women

anut jamimia and mother fucker

I think that was supposed to be:

aunt jamima and yo mama

Lensman · 08-23-2003, 04:25 PM

Massa = Gutterboy and is banned.

Va2k · 08-23-2003, 04:30 PM

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Originally posted by Lensman
Massa = Gutterboy and is banned.

now this is a good one

nosey · 08-23-2003, 04:37 PM

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Originally posted by Lensman
Massa = Gutterboy and is banned.

tonkagunner · 08-23-2003, 04:52 PM

knock yourselves out http://www.racist-jokes.com/

vegas2003 · 08-23-2003, 04:54 PM

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Originally posted by Mississippi Massa
A Sheriff in a small southern town was called to a crime scene by some frantic bystanders. A dead ****** had washed up on the shore of the Mississippi with his hands tied his back, 20 yards of chain around his waist, a noose around his neck, and 5 bullets in his back.

The Sheriff takes one look, shakes his head sorrowfully, and says "Well I'll be damned if that ain't the worst case of suicide I ever did see."

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Q: Why does Alabama have ******s and California have earthquakes?

A: California got first pick.

why do black people smell? so blind people can hate them too

tonkagunner · 08-23-2003, 04:56 PM

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Originally posted by vegas2003
why do black people smell? so blind people can hate them too

Actually there is another similiar one.

Why do black people smell? So blind people know who's robbing them

Ian · 08-23-2003, 05:06 PM

Good move Lens. I read this thread this morning when it had 2 posts and thought it was so lame that it would just fade away.

As often happens I overestimated my fellow webmasters.

Toker · 08-23-2003, 05:13 PM

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Originally posted by Mississippi Massa
A Sheriff in a small southern town was called to a crime scene by some frantic bystanders. A dead ****** had washed up on the shore of the Mississippi with his hands tied his back, 20 yards of chain around his waist, a noose around his neck, and 5 bullets in his back.

The Sheriff takes one look, shakes his head sorrowfully, and says "Well I'll be damned if that ain't the worst case of suicide I ever did see."

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Q: Why does Alabama have ******s and California have earthquakes?

A: California got first pick.

What was missing from the Million Man March?
About a thousand miles of chain and an auctioneer!

What's the definition of Mass Confusion?
Fathers day in Harlem!

Why does Stevie Wonder always smile?
He doesn't know he's black

A woman meets a black guy and invites him back to her place. She handcuffs herself to the bed and screams, "Do what you black men do best!". The ****** grabs the TV and runs!

What's 8 miles long and has a combined IQ of 56?
The Martin Luther King Day parade!

What's long and hard on a ******?
Third grade.

How do you tell when a ****** is really well hung?
When you can't fit a finger between his neck and the rope!

What do you call a black man in high school?
Janitor

Why don't ******s celibrate Thanksgiving?
KFC is closed on holidays

How do you starve a ******?
Hide his foodstamps under his work boots.

What's the difference between a dead dog in a road and a dead ****** in a road?
The dog has skid marks in front of it.

Whats the difference between ******s and snow tires?
Snow tires don't sing when you put chains on them!

How do you keep ******s out of your back yard?
Hang one in your front yard!

What do Nikes and the KKK have in common?
They both make ******s run fast!

How Do they get rid of Crabs in Chicago?
They paint one black and the rest won't eat with him!

KMR Stitch · 08-23-2003, 05:21 PM

Whats the diffrence between dog shit and a ******?

Even dog shit turns white and dosen't stink anymore.

btw: Not racist.

High Quality · 08-23-2003, 05:31 PM

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Originally posted by toodamnfli
real racist shit

Funny ass shit. Paul Mooney is pretty famous for his SNL chevy chase / Richard Pryor word association skit

Tennesee Massa · 08-23-2003, 06:22 PM

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Originally posted by Lensman
Massa = Gutterboy and is banned.

Go fix me a mint julep before you get a taste of my whip, boy.

PornoDoggy · 08-23-2003, 08:50 PM

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Originally posted by stocktrader23

Please don't make fun of gay people. Just 35 years ago they got beat to death by straight white kids. You'll have to wait until there is:

a) Affirmative action for gay people to make sure they have a better shot at a job than straight people.
b) Gay history month
c) Gay entertainment television
d) Johnny Cockring, the flaming gay lawyer that can get a fag out of trouble after he murders his gay husband.

Then you MIGHT be able to joke about the obvious. But I'm sure a few will still get pissy.

They gave the day shift Crew Chief job you wanted to a gay black man, didn't they?

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Lonny Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Riverside Ca. Posts: 3,539	Little boy an the flower Little black boy runs home from school one day. The boy see's his mommy baking cookies in the kitchen. As little boy tiptoes to see what was on the table a bowl full of white flower pours over him. With a confused look on his face, he turns to his mom and says look mom im white! His mom smacks him in the head and says go tell your pa what you just said. So the little boy goes to his pa and says, Pa, Pa, HEY pa look at me im white. His pa then smacks him in the head and says go tell your grandparents what you just said, So the little boy does what his pa tells him to do, an sure enough both his grandparents smacks him in head. Pissed off from all the smacks he received, He yell's for his mom and dad to come outside were his grandparens were. Looking up at them he say's. "I`ve been white for 5 minutes an already i hate you *****s" Belive it or not a friend of mind who is black told me this joke. __________________ crakrevenue Last edited by Lonny; 08-23-2003 at 02:21 PM..*

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brizzad holla Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: KFC Posts: 11,769	im not racist, and this thread is very offensive... i have numerous blacks in my family tree they're still hanging (okay but really, im not racist i <3 rap)

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cluck Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: New Jersey Posts: 5,248	Well not really a joke but I'm from the whitest family ever. My grandparents decided to take a trip down to Georgia one year so they looked up some relatives from the family tree. They get down there, knock on the door and the people turn out to be black as the ace of spades. I never knew I came from a slave-driven family

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rooster Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 2,384	who are the two most famous black women anut jamimia and mother fucker

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Ian Confirmed User Join Date: Oct 2002 Posts: 1,259	Good move Lens. I read this thread this morning when it had 2 posts and thought it was so lame that it would just fade away. As often happens I overestimated my fellow webmasters.

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KMR Stitch I am cool Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 14,494	Whats the diffrence between dog shit and a ******? Even dog shit turns white and dosen't stink anymore. btw: Not racist.