Post your favorite nigger joke
 

A Sheriff in a small southern town was called to a crime scene by some frantic bystanders. A dead ****** had washed up on the shore of the Mississippi with his hands tied his back, 20 yards of chain around his waist, a noose around his neck, and 5 bullets in his back.

The Sheriff takes one look, shakes his head sorrowfully, and says "Well I'll be damned if that ain't the worst case of suicide I ever did see."

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Q: Why does Alabama have ******s and California have earthquakes?

A: California got first pick.

It was really hot yesterday and I was working with a buddy of mine...the sweat is dripping off his face and he says:

"I'm sweating like a ****** trying to read"

Wasn't expecting something like that to come from him, so it got a chuckle.

labret has a nice collection of them.

why dont you ever hit a blackkids bicycle?
cause its probably yours

what did the black family get for christmas?
your presents

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-Not funny
-You need to stop being such a moron

What's the difference between a ****** and a pizza?








A pizza can feed a family of four.

Why ******s are good swimmers??

Cause a pice of shit float on water :)

go back to skool and get sum lerning

hmm sorry i can't laught about racist jokes..

they're just jokes but they hurt..

all the black jokes i posted and know were told to me by a blackguy i used to work with
he didnt seem to mind
i know now why he knew em all :1orglaugh

:feels-hot
I'll go once your mother leave my house.

Oh shut the fuck up. You'd be laughing if it was some black guy telling cracker jokes. So would I.

Racist jokes are some of the funniest shit around. Why do you think Chris Rock is arguably the funniest comedian in America? 50% of his schtick is race based. Hell, he rips the shit out of ******s too. lol.

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are you racist?

Life Magazine?!

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Goddamn...

pfffft

People with webmaster service sites spitting out racist jokes...
I think it's great in a way though...

I appreciate knowing who's a racist before I do business with them...

I think Chris Rock's joke are a tad more subtle... :2 cents:

I dont remember him saying black people swimming are like piece of shit floating....

:thumbsup

Yep. I'm not black, gay, russian or into dick piercing either, but if that's your thing, well, this is a business where predjudices, if any, are best left at the door.

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People can't be so uptight.. I don't get upset of fat jokes. Why do black ppl get upset because of this? It's not personal.

I have a feeling that Mississippi Massa's wife left him for a black guy with a dick 3 times bigger than his and he's a little bitter about it.

Why is there a human shaped object, the colour green in my background?


- He's my ****** and I will paint him any colour I want to.

come to america,see how african americans are treated,then you will see:thumbsup


Just 35 years ago an african american couldnt even get service atthe same restaurant as a white person,couldnt use the same stalls,and even had seperate water fountains

I know a particularly harsh joke.... i'm not racist here guys but it sorta stuck with me for years:

What do ****** bitches get everytime they have an abortion?









$500 from Crime Stoppers.

You know, I was just thinking the same thing :)

Everyone is racist in some way shape or form. I love and hate everyone equally.

I wish I knew more blacks and more jews. :2 cents:

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*sniff sniff*

Isn't beastiality illegal?

I'm not racist, just a french joke, une crotte ca flotte :)

Nigga please!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Damn right nigga

hahah..owned

Without exception, the people I know who are racist are less intresting and of lower IQ than those who aren't.

There is nothing wrong with raced based jokes:

Q- What did some black people in Harlem say when the first white moved in?

A- Here comes the neighborhood.

But jokes that make light of the history of lynchings and prejudice just aren't funny, except they do say something about the person telling them very badly wanting some attention, most likely because everyone usually ignores him.

Why are black people's eyes red after sex?














Cause pepper spray burns!

(i am black by the way)

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How do you keep a nigga from jumping up and down on your bed?
Put a strip of Velcro on the ceiling !

But seriously I dont know why people hate niggas...
I love niggas... I think everybody should own one

This is an aboriginal joke.. but it'll swing both ways ;)

What are 3 things you can't give a ******?

1) A black eye
2) A fat lip
3) A job

*snare*

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I' m not rasict






I own 4 color TV's

now thats funny :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Have you ever heard of Ku Klux Kanieval?








































He tried to jump 50 blacks with a steam roller. :winkwink:

Mississippi Massa dosen't hate all black men.
Just the ones he's attracted too.

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and today, they get everything handed to them
whats your point?