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InsaneGreen · 08-23-2003, 09:57 AM

im going to my cousins 1st birthday. what should i buy him? I have now idea at all, anyone can give me some tips?
thanks

candyflip · 08-23-2003, 09:58 AM

I bet he'd have fun with a nice, big rubber dildo.

loverboy · 08-23-2003, 10:00 AM

pairs of baby clothing

InsaneGreen · 08-23-2003, 10:01 AM

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Originally posted by candyflip
I bet he'd have fun with a nice, big rubber dildo.

sweetums · 08-23-2003, 10:01 AM

InsaneGreen,

If the the little man has all the basics -- you know clothes, car seat, playpen, stuff like that -- then I'd say start going for some educational toys or kids books (the ones with the super thick, hard pages -- if it's washable and waterproof...even better).

Twisted Dollar · 08-23-2003, 10:02 AM

Get baby food ???

bringer · 08-23-2003, 10:02 AM

buy him some of that green ranch crap i see on tv

08-23-2003, 10:02 AM

shakespeare

InsaneGreen · 08-23-2003, 10:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sweetums
InsaneGreen,

If the the little man has all the basics -- you know clothes, car seat, playpen, stuff like that -- then I'd say start going for some educational toys or kids books (the ones with the super thick, hard pages -- if it's washable and waterproof...even better).

thats what ill do.. thanks for everyones help. this kid needs something to make him smart, not a normal toy.. im off to walmart! later all!

Tala · 08-23-2003, 10:05 AM

Awwww!

Kids at this age don't really appreciate the presents, they prefer the wrapping paper and boxes. So maybe bring him a small stuffed animal or something, but give his parents a $100 or so gift card to Toys R Us or Kaybee Toys or Wal Mart or some such, so that his parents can get him an age-appropriate toy or whatever else he might need.

candyflip · 08-23-2003, 10:07 AM

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Originally posted by sweetums
if it's washable and waterproof...even better

Sounds like you're describing a dildo to me.

sweetums · 08-23-2003, 10:09 AM

candyflip...

Hehehe....it does doesn't it

However, dildos just aren't appropriate for 1 year old boys.....they gotta learn to play with their own properly first

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