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Old 08-23-2003, 06:41 AM   #1
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Lowest thing you've ever done?

What's the lowest, most dastardly, asshole-like thing you have ever done? I'm talking about all-time lows here.

For me, there are three things that take the cake:
- stole a guy's girlfriend while he was away risking his life in a warzone (he was in the military)
- fucked my former best friend's girlfriend
- dated 3 girls at the same time, of which one actually believed I was going to marry her

So, what are the vilest things you guys have ever done?
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Old 08-23-2003, 06:42 AM   #2
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I drank my friends last booze at his own birthday party.
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Old 08-23-2003, 06:42 AM   #3
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I drank my friends last booze at his own birthday party.
Dude... that's just wrong...
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Old 08-23-2003, 06:42 AM   #4
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Old 08-23-2003, 06:43 AM   #5
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I don't think I have ever really screwed anyone really bad.

Must be the reason I'm not making a 6 figure income yet.

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Old 08-23-2003, 06:43 AM   #6
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fucked my girlfriends younger sister while she was a sleep in the other room
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Old 08-23-2003, 06:47 AM   #7
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I don't think I have ever really screwed anyone really bad.

Must be the reason I'm not making a 6 figure income yet.

Nah... karma exists, bad things come back to you twice as hard.
So, you should have some good things to look forward to
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Old 08-23-2003, 06:50 AM   #8
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fucked my girlfriends younger sister while she was a sleep in the other room
who was sleeping ?

the sister or the girlfriend ?
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Old 08-23-2003, 06:52 AM   #9
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I once sold someone a shitty $17k mailing list. He would broker it for me.
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Old 08-23-2003, 06:52 AM   #10
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Old 08-23-2003, 06:54 AM   #11
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met a waitress at a coffee shop, she called the cops on her husband so he got put in jail for some bs, then she came by that night with her sister and her kids. I fucked her in the garage while her sister watched the kids in the car
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Old 08-23-2003, 06:55 AM   #12
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fucked my girlfriends younger sister while she was a sleep in the other room
who was sleeping ?

the sister or the girlfriend ?
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Old 08-23-2003, 06:55 AM   #13
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Old 08-23-2003, 07:25 AM   #14
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let people take pics of me doing coke and some slut doing it off my cock, so people could post them all over the net...

...oh wait...

that was Easton

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Old 08-23-2003, 07:32 AM   #15
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who was sleeping ?

the sister or the girlfriend ?
Most likely both.



Lowest thing I have ever done....

Registered and started posting here.

Beat that you fuckers.
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Old 08-23-2003, 07:33 AM   #16
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Old 08-23-2003, 07:34 AM   #17
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fucked my girlfriends younger sister while she was a sleep in the other room
sweet. hehe.
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Old 08-23-2003, 07:55 AM   #18
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I posted on GFY once........ (and yes, I am so ashamed.)
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Old 08-23-2003, 07:59 AM   #19
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I posted on GFY once........ (and yes, I am so ashamed.)

Got tired of the big egos did ya?

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Old 08-23-2003, 08:22 AM   #20
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I got my best friend's fiance drunk and de-virginized her 3 nights before the wedding. He still dont know I was the one to pop her cherry.
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Old 08-23-2003, 08:24 AM   #21
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I got a aquaintances wife drunk, then fucked her on his couch while he slept upstairs.

she was 6mos pregnant at the time.
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Old 08-23-2003, 08:27 AM   #22
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Old 08-23-2003, 08:29 AM   #23
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fucked my girlfriends younger sister while she was a sleep in the other room
I tried that with a mother/daughter once. Was staying at my girlfriends mothers house, g/f went to sleep in the spare bedroom and I went back to the living room because the TV was still on. There was mom, sipping wine, watching late night TV.

I came soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo fucking close it pains me to think about it to this day.

She cuddled up to me for a while.. but couldn't go through with it in the end.



thinking about it makes me weep
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Old 08-23-2003, 08:42 AM   #24
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I tried to stab someone with a broken bottle because I lost my cigarettes somewhere, pissed in someone's drink when they went to the bathroom then gathered a crowd of people to watch her sip it when she returned, set someone's lazy boy on fire and threw it on the beer pong table, talked on the phone with my girlfriend while my old exgirlfriend was sucking my dick, and I've masturbated at every job I've ever worked at.
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Old 08-23-2003, 08:44 AM   #25
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Old 08-23-2003, 08:49 AM   #26
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hahaha, clever move.
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Old 08-23-2003, 08:55 AM   #27
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Crazy glued this guy's palm to his forehead when he was drunk and passed out..
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Old 08-23-2003, 11:18 AM   #28
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I tried to stab someone with a broken bottle because I lost my cigarettes somewhere, pissed in someone's drink when they went to the bathroom then gathered a crowd of people to watch her sip it when she returned, set someone's lazy boy on fire and threw it on the beer pong table, talked on the phone with my girlfriend while my old exgirlfriend was sucking my dick, and I've masturbated at every job I've ever worked at.
mental note - do not invite this person to any parties.
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Old 08-23-2003, 03:35 PM   #29
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Most of you people are pretty disappointing.
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Old 08-23-2003, 03:37 PM   #30
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revenge is sweet... or salty... depending on whos apsect you are looking at it from
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Old 08-23-2003, 03:40 PM   #31
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Most of you people are pretty disappointing.
was about to post the same thing.
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Old 08-23-2003, 03:44 PM   #32
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I picked my nose and rolled it into a ball, and dropped it in this guy's pocket.
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Old 08-23-2003, 03:50 PM   #33
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Old 08-23-2003, 03:53 PM   #34
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I missed this. If you want to talk to me, hit me up on ICQ 218026.
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Old 08-23-2003, 03:58 PM   #35
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What's the lowest, most dastardly, asshole-like thing you have ever done? I'm talking about all-time lows here.

For me, there are three things that take the cake:
- stole a guy's girlfriend while he was away risking his life in a warzone (he was in the military)
- fucked my former best friend's girlfriend
- dated 3 girls at the same time, of which one actually believed I was going to marry her


i did two out of your three.

- fucked two former friends girlfriends. both guys rightfully tried to kill me but were unsuccesful.

- dated 3 girls at once too. actually fucked all three in one day. one was my long term girlfriend who got me back in the end by crackin my heart in two....so yeah, karma is a bitch.
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