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Hawkeye · 08-22-2003, 02:42 PM

Previously, I just trimmed down with scissors.

But the, uh, producer says I'm still too hairy and that I should trim it all the way down to a fine stubble.

I have an electric razor with a little pop-out thing that handles my sideburns. Should I use this? Or should I get as much as possible with the scissors then hit it with shaving cream and razor?

How do I handle the long hairs attached to my balls? Just go at it with the electric razor or painstakingly trim away with the scissors?

Any tips appreciated.

sexyclicks · 08-22-2003, 02:43 PM

use wax

Evil1 · 08-22-2003, 02:43 PM

Kerosene and a match. saves time and you get that smooth as a babys ass feeling from head to toe.

Steve · 08-22-2003, 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hawkeye
Any tips appreciated.

beware of Greeks bearing gifts

dont spit into the wind

Hawkeye · 08-22-2003, 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by sexyclicks
use wax

Sounds painful.

I know the girl I'm working with waxed and bleached her asshole, but I'm not ready for that kind of pain.

frippeno · 08-22-2003, 02:48 PM

What you said. Trim it down with a small scissor, then lather it up and shave it. Take it slow, don't do it drunk, don't do it stoned and for gods sake don't shave your ass.

bringer · 08-22-2003, 02:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Evil1
Kerosene and a match. saves time and you get that smooth as a babys ass feeling from head to toe.

i like how you think

Hawkeye · 08-22-2003, 02:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by frippeno
What you said. Trim it down with a small scissor, then lather it up and shave it. Take it slow, don't do it drunk, don't do it stoned and for gods sake don't shave your ass.

Yeah, I think that's what I'll do.

There won't be any ass-shaving, but it's got to be clean for the behind the balls camera angle.

Marcus · 08-22-2003, 02:53 PM

just slap some nair on it. 10 minutes later rinse off in the shower and it's all over.

I like it because it's fast, you wont miss any spots and you wont cut yourself.

plexer · 08-22-2003, 02:54 PM

electric razor all the way! works great!

Ic3m4nZ · 08-22-2003, 02:56 PM

Use a special shaver like Jason Biggs (Jim) used in American Wedding (American Pie 3) after throw this hairy shit like Jim did outside

MissEve · 08-22-2003, 02:59 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hawkeye

Sounds painful.

I know the girl I'm working with waxed and bleached her asshole, but I'm not ready for that kind of pain.

How do you bleach your asshole??!! lol

Hawkeye · 08-22-2003, 03:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MissEve

How do you bleach your asshole??!! lol

http://ultra-skin.com/empe46/index.html

ServerGenius · 08-22-2003, 03:06 PM

Wax man is the only way to go....trust me....put the wax for 10
minutes in the microwave on highest setting. Scoop out a big
chunk of the wax and apply royally on your nutsack.....wait
2 minutes (else you'll burn your fingers) apply patch and rip it off
trust me on this one......you will NOT feel a thing from ripping
off the patch.....I'm dead serious.

DynaMite

boldy · 08-22-2003, 03:39 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DynaSpain
Wax man is the only way to go....trust me....put the wax for 10
minutes in the microwave on highest setting. Scoop out a big
chunk of the wax and apply royally on your nutsack.....wait
2 minutes (else you'll burn your fingers) apply patch and rip it off
trust me on this one......you will NOT feel a thing from ripping
off the patch.....I'm dead serious.

DynaMite

Ofcourse you are

Hows life man ?

playa · 08-22-2003, 03:48 PM

Use a straight razor,, only pussy's use safety razor or electric shavers

ALso when your done splash with some after shave to give it a cool minty feeling

vegas2003 · 08-22-2003, 03:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hawkeye
Previously, I just trimmed down with scissors.

But the, uh, producer says I'm still too hairy and that I should trim it all the way down to a fine stubble.

I have an electric razor with a little pop-out thing that handles my sideburns. Should I use this? Or should I get as much as possible with the scissors then hit it with shaving cream and razor?

How do I handle the long hairs attached to my balls? Just go at it with the electric razor or painstakingly trim away with the scissors?

Any tips appreciated.

gilette mach 3 with edge shaving gel

vegas2003 · 08-22-2003, 03:51 PM

[QUOTE]Originally posted by Marcus
just slap some nair on it. 10 minutes later rinse off in the shower and it's all over.

I like it because it's fast, you wont miss any spots and you wont cut yourself. [/QUOTEyou forgot that he'll be impotent from the pain of the nair on the sac

vegas2003 · 08-22-2003, 03:52 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hawkeye

Sounds painful.

I know the girl I'm working with waxed and bleached her asshole, but I'm not ready for that kind of pain.

sounds like a girl I'd like to date

doober · 08-22-2003, 03:54 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by DynaSpain
Wax man is the only way to go....trust me....put the wax for 10
minutes in the microwave on highest setting. Scoop out a big
chunk of the wax and apply royally on your nutsack.....wait
2 minutes (else you'll burn your fingers) apply patch and rip it off
trust me on this one......you will NOT feel a thing from ripping
off the patch.....I'm dead serious.

DynaMite

Doctor Dre · 08-22-2003, 03:56 PM

Get a clipper man ... That thing used in barbershop to shave hair . works fine

dank · 08-22-2003, 03:59 PM

Shave it and then put Icy hot on it.

dank · 08-22-2003, 04:02 PM

Here's a video clip for ya.
http://board.gofuckyourself.com/show...threadid=87104

Katlicious72 · 08-22-2003, 04:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Evil1
Kerosene and a match. saves time and you get that smooth as a babys ass feeling from head to toe.

lexr · 08-22-2003, 05:09 PM

Well, if you haven't trimmed in a while and have a hairy bush I'd do the following:

- Use a scissors to cut the hair as short as possible, making sure you DON'T cut too close to the skin. That'd be bad.

- Don't use the scissors on your nuts, that'd be too risky since your nutsack skin is a bit too stretchy. Instead use an electric trimmer (ie: the one with the blades that move back and forth). Be sure to get one with fine blades and one whose blades move really fast. Slow = hair gets caught. Large = stretchy scrotum skin gets caught.

- Now use the trimmer on all your pubic region to trim the rest of your hair down. Try getting them under 1cm but unless you're shaving bare or waxing, I wouldn't get them much shorter unless you enjoy a constant itchy feeling in your crotch.

{see next post}

lexr · 08-22-2003, 05:09 PM

Also note that if you're not going for the waxing (or completely bare shave with a razor) if they're too short then it'll prick the model's mouth as she sucks you off. 1cm long hairs are flexible enough to not cause problems. Don't use a ruler. :P

- Don't shave your ass unless you're doing the all around waxing. But try to trim the super-long 1+ inch hairs that might be around your anus. Those don't look striking on camera.

- Wash off the tiny left-over hairs that were cut. They linger for a while if you don't get rid of them carefully and cause problems (ie: they itch, and aren't pleasant when they get in someone else's mouth).

I do all of the above. Pretty much in that order. It works for me, and I'm a pretty hairy guy (that's why I don't wax - if I did, it'd look weird to have a hairless crotch, but hairy legs and butt).

Hope this helps!

Damn, this must be the longest post I've ever made, GFY forced me to cut it in two!

JamesK · 08-22-2003, 05:13 PM

I shave my balls with a knife

TheGoldenChild · 08-22-2003, 05:13 PM

put some kerosene on your balls and light it

If you are stupid enough to believe that the Holocause never existed you are stupid enough to do that....

Marcus · 08-22-2003, 05:15 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by vegas2003
you forgot that he'll be impotent from the pain of the nair on the sac

nahhh i do it probably once a month, i dont feel anything.

vegas2003 · 08-22-2003, 05:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Marcus

nahhh i do it probably once a month, i dont feel anything.

when nair gets on my bean bag I am in agony-I say use the mach 3

Jamdin · 08-22-2003, 05:24 PM

Trim as close as you can with scissors. Lather it up and use:

Use warm washcloth afterwords. Dry throughly and rub with baby oil.

Ian_GDM · 08-22-2003, 06:08 PM

Use a clipper with a #3 guard for the top patch, #1 for shaft, balls. Then shave the balls and shaft the night before with the aforementioned Mach 3 or Venus Razor followed by baby oil. If you're hairy use the clipper with a #2 guard on your whole body except the forearms, makes you look larger and leaner without that gay totally hairless look. If you're going to be shooting often buy a vet clipper, can do the whole body without it bogging down. Some people breakout really badly from waxing so before a shoot is not the best time to try for the first time.

FATPad · 08-22-2003, 06:25 PM

Gillete Mach 3 is the only way to go.

MonsterMike · 08-22-2003, 07:09 PM

Go to your local Great Clips or Super Cuts.

AmeliaG · 08-22-2003, 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Hawkeye

http://ultra-skin.com/empe46/index.html

I'm still waiting for the how do you bleach that area explanation. If the hair is waxed, what are you bleaching and with what?

lexr · 08-22-2003, 07:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by AmeliaG

I'm still waiting for the how do you bleach that area explanation. If the hair is waxed, what are you bleaching and with what?

I have no idea how or with what, I'm actually curious to know myself.. but I'm assuming the skin around the anus is bleached (since for most people it's slightly brown - that's not really dirt, unless you haven't showered, but it's just the color of the skin).

Matt_WildCash · 08-22-2003, 07:34 PM

Just use cream and a Gillette mark 3. Works surprising well, just be careful but its very hard to cut yourself. Forget electric waste of time use a quality gillette 3 and your fine.

lexr · 08-22-2003, 09:44 PM

See, none of those shaving tips will work if he's got hairy legs. His goal would be (and this is what I gathered from his first post) to trim his bush as much as possible so that it looks normal but not like a forest. With the exception of his nutsack I wouldn't really shave everything completely otherwise it'll look very weird when you look at the whole picture (crotch + butt + legs).

Of course, it totally depends on what he looks like. Since I haven't seen him naked, I have no idea what to say other than what I already said.

Though, if that's not a problem, then yet, non-abrasive cream + Gilette Mach 3 would work great actually.

Carrie · 08-22-2003, 09:54 PM

I agree with Lexr, being all hairy and then suddenly bald there would look... weird.

But if you insist:
Trim as close as possible (yes, use sideburn attachment).
Dunk your nether-region in water as warm as you can get it for a couple of minutes (ie, a bath).
Use a sensitive skin shaving cream.
Use a brand new, very sharp razor (lady's Venus is great).
Shave WITH the grain, not against. Do not press hard.

When you're done, rinse with cool water and use aftershave to close up the pores and minimize bumps.
Pat dry and DO NOT SCRATCH.

Then pray you don't get ingrown hairs. They hurt like hell, swell up and then "blow out" leaving a huge hole, and the skin is bruised for weeks if not months afterwards.

Better to just trim closely, IMHO.

DirtyDanza · 08-22-2003, 10:27 PM

are you serious..... hop in the fucking shower... throw some shaving cream on there and start shaving.... no upstrokes.... all down.... then before you konw it.... clean as a wistle.... and you can even shave the ass up... make the whore chow down.... easy dood.... what are you afriad of.....

SLY1 · 08-22-2003, 10:28 PM

Wax it clean.

hottoddy · 08-22-2003, 11:10 PM

Why shave, when you can rip it out ?

lexr · 08-23-2003, 01:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by AmeliaG

I'm still waiting for the how do you bleach that area explanation. If the hair is waxed, what are you bleaching and with what?

So, here's what I've found:

http://www.puckerup.com/anal_advisor/anal17a.htm

infectd · 08-23-2003, 01:48 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by lexr

So, here's what I've found:

http://www.puckerup.com/anal_advisor/anal17a.htm

haha I shaved mine once into a mohawk and havent tried since.

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08-22-2003, 02:42 PM	#1
Hawkeye Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 1,291	Need to shave my junk for a hardcore shoot tomorrow. Gimme tips. Previously, I just trimmed down with scissors. But the, uh, producer says I'm still too hairy and that I should trim it all the way down to a fine stubble. I have an electric razor with a little pop-out thing that handles my sideburns. Should I use this? Or should I get as much as possible with the scissors then hit it with shaving cream and razor? How do I handle the long hairs attached to my balls? Just go at it with the electric razor or painstakingly trim away with the scissors? Any tips appreciated.

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Marcus Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Posts: 3,472	just slap some nair on it. 10 minutes later rinse off in the shower and it's all over. I like it because it's fast, you wont miss any spots and you wont cut yourself.

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08-22-2003, 03:59 PM	#22
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08-22-2003, 04:02 PM	#23
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08-22-2003, 05:09 PM	#25
lexr Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Tempe, AZ Posts: 428	Well, if you haven't trimmed in a while and have a hairy bush I'd do the following: - Use a scissors to cut the hair as short as possible, making sure you DON'T cut too close to the skin. That'd be bad. - Don't use the scissors on your nuts, that'd be too risky since your nutsack skin is a bit too stretchy. Instead use an electric trimmer (ie: the one with the blades that move back and forth). Be sure to get one with fine blades and one whose blades move really fast. Slow = hair gets caught. Large = stretchy scrotum skin gets caught. - Now use the trimmer on all your pubic region to trim the rest of your hair down. Try getting them under 1cm but unless you're shaving bare or waxing, I wouldn't get them much shorter unless you enjoy a constant itchy feeling in your crotch. {see next post}

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08-22-2003, 05:24 PM	#31
Jamdin Registered User Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Kansas Posts: 3,560	Trim as close as you can with scissors. Lather it up and use: Use warm washcloth afterwords. Dry throughly and rub with baby oil.

08-22-2003, 06:08 PM	#32
Ian_GDM Registered User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: New York Posts: 50	Use a clipper with a #3 guard for the top patch, #1 for shaft, balls. Then shave the balls and shaft the night before with the aforementioned Mach 3 or Venus Razor followed by baby oil. If you're hairy use the clipper with a #2 guard on your whole body except the forearms, makes you look larger and leaner without that gay totally hairless look. If you're going to be shooting often buy a vet clipper, can do the whole body without it bogging down. Some people breakout really badly from waxing so before a shoot is not the best time to try for the first time.

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Matt_WildCash Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 1,699	Just use cream and a Gillette mark 3. Works surprising well, just be careful but its very hard to cut yourself. Forget electric waste of time use a quality gillette 3 and your fine.

08-22-2003, 09:44 PM	#38
lexr Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Tempe, AZ Posts: 428	See, none of those shaving tips will work if he's got hairy legs. His goal would be (and this is what I gathered from his first post) to trim his bush as much as possible so that it looks normal but not like a forest. With the exception of his nutsack I wouldn't really shave everything completely otherwise it'll look very weird when you look at the whole picture (crotch + butt + legs). Of course, it totally depends on what he looks like. Since I haven't seen him naked, I have no idea what to say other than what I already said. Though, if that's not a problem, then yet, non-abrasive cream + Gilette Mach 3 would work great actually.

08-22-2003, 09:54 PM	#39
Carrie Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Virgin - nee Posts: 3,162	I agree with Lexr, being all hairy and then suddenly bald there would look... weird. But if you insist: Trim as close as possible (yes, use sideburn attachment). Dunk your nether-region in water as warm as you can get it for a couple of minutes (ie, a bath). Use a sensitive skin shaving cream. Use a brand new, very sharp razor (lady's Venus is great). Shave WITH the grain, not against. Do not press hard. When you're done, rinse with cool water and use aftershave to close up the pores and minimize bumps. Pat dry and DO NOT SCRATCH. Then pray you don't get ingrown hairs. They hurt like hell, swell up and then "blow out" leaving a huge hole, and the skin is bruised for weeks if not months afterwards. Better to just trim closely, IMHO.

08-22-2003, 10:27 PM	#40
DirtyDanza Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: BP4L.... Las Vegas, Posts: 8,370	are you serious..... hop in the fucking shower... throw some shaving cream on there and start shaving.... no upstrokes.... all down.... then before you konw it.... clean as a wistle.... and you can even shave the ass up... make the whore chow down.... easy dood.... what are you afriad of..... __________________ AVN Nominated Camming Couple

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08-22-2003, 11:10 PM	#42
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