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Amputate Your Head · 08-20-2003, 04:33 PM

I'm so fucking sick to death of this fucking politically correct crap I just wanna fucking PUKE on myself.

So let's fucking clear it up here.

#1: I am not gay. I do not want to be gay. I am not a homophobe. I do not have gay friends, that I am aware of. I do not have anything against gays personally, if you're gay, then fine. Do whatever makes your gay ass happy already. But STOP pushing your fucking gayness on me. I'M NOT GAY! I don't push my heteroness on YOU. You wanna strut around dressed like fucking Cher, that's great... you can even do it at my house. I'll put the Cher on for us. But I am not, never have been, never will be, nor do I have fantasies about being.... gay.

Get the fuck over yourself for two consecutive minutes.

#2: I am not black. Whether I want to be black or not does not change the fact that I will never BE black. I don't want to be black. I have never wanted to be anything other than what I am. I do NOT feel sorry for your ass if you ARE black. Stop trying to make me feel guilty because your great great great grandfather got ass fucked by some white plantation owner in Mississippi 200 years ago. I DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO FUCKING DO WITH IT. I do not hate blacks, I do not dislike blacks, I do not hold them special and dear to my heart. I do, as opposed to gays, have some black friends.... gays can hide it, blacks cannot. (Except Michael Jackson of course). I do not use them as a badge of some fucking bullshit honor in front of my white frineds by saying things like "I have lots of friends that are black!" because that's fucking self-serving bullshit and it's fucking mean.

To the whites I say: FUck off with your views of black and white and your pc CRAP. If it works for you and your shallow fucking life, then great... don't make it part of mine.

To the blacks I say: I am not your white spokesperson, and I don't care if your 200 year old grandmommy got fucked in the mouth by Colonel Sanders. You ain't black to me. You're just a fucking man. You either have or don't have merit based upon your fucking worth to society as a man or you do not. It ain't got fuckall to do with your goddamned color bitch, so shut the FUCK up already.

#3: Women: You got your fucking equality already. In my opinion, you should have always had it. We are all human. Doesn;t really matter if you're male or female. But again.... I am not the fucking defender of Women's rights. Fuck off with your fucking women superiority SHIT already. It's tired. You wanna be equal, fine... take the shit that men do without complaint then. You got it both ways right now and it pisses me off. You're equal, yet you still get all the special treatment that a "woman" deserves.... and you know it. You got a pretty good thing, so shut the fuck up and enjoy it.

Anyone else? Bring it on fuckers..... I got the anti-pc for whatever the fuck you wanna whine and cry your sorry ass about bitch.

TheViper · 08-20-2003, 04:35 PM

finally something that makes sense.

Centurion · 08-20-2003, 04:37 PM

Good morning Amp!

Sleep well?

hybrid · 08-20-2003, 04:38 PM

You know, at the expense of sounding like an ass-kisser, I thoroughly agree with all three points.

I gave up being frustrated about em, tho.....most of the time.

Sly_RJ · 08-20-2003, 04:39 PM

That was very good Amp!

NoCarrier · 08-20-2003, 04:39 PM

LOL! I thought you were tired of people asking for help about their PC's

Triple 6 · 08-20-2003, 04:42 PM

wheres the pc bullshit?

nosey · 08-20-2003, 04:43 PM

Triple 6 · 08-20-2003, 04:43 PM

oh.

not personal computer PC, politically correct PC.

gotcha.

NBDesign · 08-20-2003, 04:44 PM

Triple 6 · 08-20-2003, 04:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Triple 6
oh.

not personal computer PC, politically correct PC.

gotcha.

i came to said conclusion BEFORE seeing the bill maer pic. This I must emphasize.

stevet · 08-20-2003, 04:44 PM

What about the asians?

Loryn · 08-20-2003, 04:45 PM

Hi Amp! Thanks, that was great.

Joe Average · 08-20-2003, 04:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Amputate Your Head
#1: I am not gay. I do not want to be gay. I am not a homophobe. I do not have gay friends, that I am aware of. I do not have anything against gays personally, if you're gay, then fine. Do whatever makes your gay ass happy already. But STOP pushing your fucking gayness on me. I'M NOT GAY! I don't push my heteroness on YOU. You wanna strut around dressed like fucking Cher, that's great... you can even do it at my house. I'll put the Cher on for us. But I am not, never have been, never will be, nor do I have fantasies about being.... gay.

Homo.

Lane · 08-20-2003, 04:45 PM

mexicans feel left out

SCJason · 08-20-2003, 04:46 PM

The best part was "I do not have any gay friends, that I am aware of"
Fuckin Classic................

NBDesign · 08-20-2003, 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Lane
mexicans feel left out

so to the degos

Nanda · 08-20-2003, 04:47 PM

SCJason · 08-20-2003, 04:50 PM

I retract my last statement............. "200 year old grandmommy got fucked in the mouth by Colonel Sanders"

Colonel Sanders..................

Jesus Christ..........bro.

Mr Pheer · 08-20-2003, 06:51 PM

how bout those of us that limp around on crutches?

you got nothing to say for the gimps??

man I feel deprived.....

rdunn404 · 08-20-2003, 06:58 PM

So AMP, this may not be the best time to ask for a design for my new gay black female site huh?

Sly_RJ · 08-20-2003, 07:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MrPheer
how bout those of us that limp around on crutches?

you got nothing to say for the gimps??

man I feel deprived.....

Get back in bed you fucking gimp. You gimps are a total trip, cripples on an ego rush. You all think you're so cool because you can hop around on 2 sticks while your crippled buddies lay in bed waiting for their bed pan to be changed.

Sassyass · 08-20-2003, 07:17 PM

Lane · 08-20-2003, 07:18 PM

amp is a lesbian nigga

Ice · 08-21-2003, 01:26 AM

Amp I have called you out before and you have backed downed. If you ever wanna discuss or argue a point...bring it.....I welcome your stimulating converastion.

DarkJedi · 08-21-2003, 01:31 AM

AMP is coming out of the closet

titmowse · 08-21-2003, 01:35 AM

shouldn't that be "Take your pc BULLSHIT and cram it UP your ass?

then again, i guess if i were laying on my back...no, that would be horizontally...okay, if i stuck my booty up in the air...

Amputate Your Head · 08-21-2003, 01:45 AM

i'm burned out.... this was my last great rant for a good long while. I'm shaving my head, donning an orange robe, and going into exile to meditate and study kung foo. I'm on lurk status until further notice.

/peace.

Odin88 · 08-21-2003, 01:45 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by titmowse
shouldn't that be "Take your pc BULLSHIT and cram it UP your ass?

then again, i guess if i were laying on my back...no, that would be horizontally...okay, if i stuck my booty up in the air...

Political correctness crap is already inside of the ass. Thus "CRAM it [while] in your ass."

Theo · 08-21-2003, 01:47 AM

AMP started realising

deepinside he is black

KRL · 08-21-2003, 01:49 AM

I think you just had a Dennis Miller moment.

chodadog · 08-21-2003, 02:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Soul_Rebel
AMP started realising

deepinside he is black

Well, i don't know about that. But something black is deep inside him!

Theo · 08-21-2003, 02:58 AM

Mr.Marcus DID Amp!

TDF · 08-21-2003, 03:11 AM

leave my brother outta this!

Paul Markham · 08-21-2003, 03:20 AM

Amp pop another Vallium and all be better.

AWW - Kevin · 08-21-2003, 03:35 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Centurion
Good morning Amp!

Sleep well?

LOL

had another fight with your gay lovers black GF ?

digi · 08-21-2003, 03:35 AM

Women arent equal, they still get less pay for the same job a man do at some work places. Until thats fixed you cant say they are treated equally.

Donnie Gangsta · 08-21-2003, 03:53 AM

maybe if you kiss amp's ass a little bit more he will give you a special discount on a paysite design package..

or maybe he will do some extra special custom gallery templates that are guaranteed to acquire about 5 sales...

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08-20-2003, 04:33 PM	#1
Amputate Your Head There can be only one Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Somewhere else Posts: 39,075	Take your pc BULLSHIT and cram it in your ass I'm so fucking sick to death of this fucking politically correct crap I just wanna fucking PUKE on myself. So let's fucking clear it up here. #1: I am not gay. I do not want to be gay. I am not a homophobe. I do not have gay friends, that I am aware of. I do not have anything against gays personally, if you're gay, then fine. Do whatever makes your gay ass happy already. But STOP pushing your fucking gayness on me. I'M NOT GAY! I don't push my heteroness on YOU. You wanna strut around dressed like fucking Cher, that's great... you can even do it at my house. I'll put the Cher on for us. But I am not, never have been, never will be, nor do I have fantasies about being.... gay. Get the fuck over yourself for two consecutive minutes. #2: I am not black. Whether I want to be black or not does not change the fact that I will never BE black. I don't want to be black. I have never wanted to be anything other than what I am. I do NOT feel sorry for your ass if you ARE black. Stop trying to make me feel guilty because your great great great grandfather got ass fucked by some white plantation owner in Mississippi 200 years ago. I DIDN'T HAVE ANYTHING TO FUCKING DO WITH IT. I do not hate blacks, I do not dislike blacks, I do not hold them special and dear to my heart. I do, as opposed to gays, have some black friends.... gays can hide it, blacks cannot. (Except Michael Jackson of course). I do not use them as a badge of some fucking bullshit honor in front of my white frineds by saying things like "I have lots of friends that are black!" because that's fucking self-serving bullshit and it's fucking mean. To the whites I say: FUck off with your views of black and white and your pc CRAP. If it works for you and your shallow fucking life, then great... don't make it part of mine. To the blacks I say: I am not your white spokesperson, and I don't care if your 200 year old grandmommy got fucked in the mouth by Colonel Sanders. You ain't black to me. You're just a fucking man. You either have or don't have merit based upon your fucking worth to society as a man or you do not. It ain't got fuckall to do with your goddamned color bitch, so shut the FUCK up already. #3: Women: You got your fucking equality already. In my opinion, you should have always had it. We are all human. Doesn;t really matter if you're male or female. But again.... I am not the fucking defender of Women's rights. Fuck off with your fucking women superiority SHIT already. It's tired. You wanna be equal, fine... take the shit that men do without complaint then. You got it both ways right now and it pisses me off. You're equal, yet you still get all the special treatment that a "woman" deserves.... and you know it. You got a pretty good thing, so shut the fuck up and enjoy it. Anyone else? Bring it on fuckers..... I got the anti-pc for whatever the fuck you wanna whine and cry your sorry ass about bitch. __________________ SIG TOO BIG

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