What was your absolute WORSE date ever? - GoFuckYourself.com

angeleyes · 08-20-2003, 03:30 PM

A friend and I were talking about old times today and she reminded me of this date I had that went down in the books as a "classic".

sexyclicks · 08-20-2003, 03:32 PM

so where is the rest of the story?

Sly_RJ · 08-20-2003, 03:33 PM

A Collective Soul concert. Oh does it pain me to admit that...

angeleyes · 08-20-2003, 03:36 PM

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Originally posted by sexyclicks
so where is the rest of the story?

First he showed up in an old Pinto....... When I went to get in the car I noticed that there was no passenger seat. He had a huge chunk of foam secured by bungee cords as a seat. He was nice, so I dealt with it...........and then came lunch.

He was one of those county speakers for public health. While I was trying to eat lunch he kept rambling on about VD's. I ended up taking most of the food home and when he opened the door to help me out he had the left overs in one hand and extended the other to assist me and managed tripping towards me and dumping my lunch all over me.

After that he said "I'm not going to see you again, am I?"

Butrflied · 08-20-2003, 03:37 PM

I dont date .. hence I'm lacking bad date stories ..

KRL · 08-20-2003, 03:38 PM

This girl I met online from Australia. Man her voice was one of the sexiest I ever heard. Sent me pics and she looked hot. Got along great via chat and on the phone.

She flies in from Australia for a two week visit and I'm waiting at the airport expecting to see this sizzling "Olivia Newton John" looking girl coming off the plane and I get Mama Cass Elliot instead.

Dax · 08-20-2003, 03:40 PM

I don't either.. no girl would go out with me...

Project-Shadow · 08-20-2003, 03:40 PM

Never had one. ^_^

JamesK · 08-20-2003, 03:41 PM

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Originally posted by KRL
This girl I met online from Australia. Man her voice was one of the sexiest I ever heard. Sent me pics and she looked hot. Got along great via chat and on the phone.

She flies in from Australia for a two week visit and I'm waiting at the airport expecting to see this sizzling "Olivia Newton John" looking girl coming off the plane and I get Mama Cass Elliot instead.

angeleyes · 08-20-2003, 03:41 PM

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Originally posted by Dax
I don't either.. no girl would go out with me...

*cough* You haven't asked me yet, have you?

tootie · 08-20-2003, 03:43 PM

I was 14 and he was 16. He was the biggest NERD ever. He was 6'4" tall and 120 pounds with thick glasses and a pimple on his nose the size of Texas. My friends called him Rudy (as in Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer).

I decided to date him because he was really funny and really polite. We went to the movies on a triple date with some friends. He stepped in the popcorn... TWICE (so we ended up buying THREE buckets of popcorn), ran into the swinging door three times, knocked my drink over (so I had to share his because he ran out of money after the third bucket of popcorn), sat on my chocolate candy and it melted all over the back of his pants so it looked like poop and slammed my hand into the car door afterwards.

I kept dating him for a few months, though. We had many more crazy dates, but none like that first one. I guess I kept dating him because he was just so darned sweet. I've always had a soft spot in my heart for nerds.

Even thought we dated for several months that pimple never did go away... I wonder if he still has it.

SCJason · 08-20-2003, 03:43 PM

Went horse back riding on the beach trying to be all romantic and shit........We left at dusk. About 10 minutes into the trip I looked back to see how my date was doing , as soon as I turned around BAM right in the eye with a tree branch.............That shit sucked.

WiredGuy · 08-20-2003, 03:45 PM

I'm still waiting for a girl to say yes to my first date

WG

chowda · 08-20-2003, 03:46 PM

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Originally posted by WiredGuy
I'm still waiting for a girl to say yes to my first date

WG

go back to university, school is starting soon...... freshmen. hehe

WiredGuy · 08-20-2003, 03:48 PM

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Originally posted by SCJason
Went horse back riding on the beach trying to be all romantic and shit........We left at dusk. About 10 minutes into the trip I looked back to see how my date was doing , as soon as I turned around BAM right in the eye with a tree branch.............That shit sucked.

I can just picture that, too funny

WG

SCJason · 08-20-2003, 03:50 PM

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Originally posted by WiredGuy

I can just picture that, too funny
WG

Hey it hurt..............

Katlicious72 · 08-20-2003, 03:53 PM

Hiya Beautiful Angeleyes!

All the dates I've been on have been horrific. I have zero luck where that is concerned, or is it just guys. I make better friends with guys then romantic partners. Maybe it's time for a crossover.
Hugs

SCJason · 08-20-2003, 03:54 PM

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Originally posted by Katlicious72
Maybe it's time for a crossover.
Hugs

Film It !!!

Katlicious72 · 08-20-2003, 03:55 PM

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Originally posted by SCJason

Film It !!!

If the girl I choose to date is hot enough I'll do like the content providers do on here and ask if she's hot or not! LOL Just kidding.

StacyCat · 08-20-2003, 04:06 PM

I cant think of any dates off hand that were absolutly horrible. Of course, I havent "dated' in a while.

Mostly we just didnt hit it off, and I had to suffer through it. Or, the guy that drove down from dallas, then lectured me about business.

SCJason · 08-20-2003, 04:07 PM

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Originally posted by Katlicious72

If the girl I choose to date is hot enough I'll do like the content providers do on here and ask if she's hot or not! LOL Just kidding.

RIGHT and then SPAM something .............

angeleyes · 08-20-2003, 04:09 PM

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Originally posted by Katlicious72
Hiya Beautiful Angeleyes!

All the dates I've been on have been horrific. I have zero luck where that is concerned, or is it just guys. I make better friends with guys then romantic partners. Maybe it's time for a crossover.
Hugs

Naw..... you're the beautiful one. (Again........great breakfast at Internext)..... Hit me up on ICQ.... I think you emailed me and it got deleted when I reformatted.

You really are a doll.... so glad I had the chance to meet you and Stacycat!

Katlicious72 · 08-20-2003, 04:11 PM

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Originally posted by angeleyes

Naw..... you're the beautiful one. (Again........great breakfast at Internext)..... Hit me up on ICQ.... I think you emailed me and it got deleted when I reformatted. You really are a doll.... so glad I had the chance to meet you and Stacycat!

The pleasure was all mine. You are totally awesome! Thanks for making me and stacycat feel so welcome. I'll hit you up on icq very soon.

P.S. and thanks for the compliments baby doll!

TDF · 08-20-2003, 04:12 PM

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Originally posted by Katlicious72

If the girl I choose to date is hot enough I'll do like the content providers do on here and ask if she's hot or not! LOL Just kidding.

so your telling me I dont make good company? remember jasons party..

Jman Sweet · 08-20-2003, 04:12 PM

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Originally posted by WiredGuy
I'm still waiting for a girl to say yes to my first date

WG

You lucky i am still trying to find out wtf to say...

Wassup Kat... lill kitty comin gout of the closet .

Katlicious72 · 08-20-2003, 04:14 PM

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Originally posted by toodamnfli

so your telling me I dont make good company? remember jasons party..

No that's not what I'm saying and you are too much TDF! You my #1 buddy! I'm talking about relationships Dawg

Katlicious72 · 08-20-2003, 04:15 PM

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Originally posted by Jman Sweet

You lucky i am still trying to find out wtf to say...

Wassup Kat... lill kitty comin gout of the closet .

I'm in the closet, key is in the slot, turning.....One sec almost there, just barely getting it opened. Damnit the key dropped. Fuckn A! Let me try that again......LOL

Triple 6 · 08-20-2003, 04:15 PM

my worst date was when the girl didnt put out.

WiredGuy · 08-20-2003, 04:19 PM

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Originally posted by Jman Sweet
You lucky i am still trying to find out wtf to say...

Jman Sweet · 08-20-2003, 04:21 PM

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Originally posted by Katlicious72

I'm in the closet, key is in the slot, turning.....One sec almost there, just barely getting it opened. Damnit the key dropped. Fuckn A! Let me try that again......LOL

You don't have to get out right now... Fine girl like you can stay in the closet ..or .. wait a minute. How about you get out of the closet, pick up a couple of chicks, and come back and join us in the closet ;-))

Obie Trice · 08-20-2003, 04:22 PM

With her

Katlicious72 · 08-20-2003, 04:23 PM

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Originally posted by Jman Sweet

You don't have to get out right now... Fine girl like you can stay in the closet ..or .. wait a minute. How about you get out of the closet, pick up a couple of chicks, and come back and join us in the closet ;-))

yeah we all could play doctor.

Katlicious72 · 08-20-2003, 04:24 PM

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Originally posted by Obie Trice
With her

Lawd have mercy, what in hell is that?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

angeleyes · 08-20-2003, 04:25 PM

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Originally posted by Obie Trice
With her

thanks for the visual right before the nap. lol

Jman Sweet · 08-20-2003, 04:26 PM

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Originally posted by Katlicious72

yeah we all could play doctor.

Damn i can allready imagine it..

" Nurse Kat, Speculum please "

gregtx · 08-20-2003, 04:31 PM

all dates that cost me money (meaing dinner etc) and didn't end up with sex or a blowjob.. pretty much tie for worse date

Katlicious72 · 08-20-2003, 04:31 PM

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Originally posted by Jman Sweet

Damn i can allready imagine it..

" Nurse Kat, Speculum please "

I was gonna say something but I'll refrain, cause I can get majorly graphic. -cough- fuck it. here we go

"speculum doctor....Insert!"

angeleyes · 08-20-2003, 04:35 PM

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Originally posted by gregtx
all dates that cost me money (meaing dinner etc) and didn't end up with sex or a blowjob.. pretty much tie for worse date

Well, there you are........ It was a pleasure meeting you, using your couches and eating your pizza at Internext!

Mr. Jim · 08-20-2003, 04:36 PM

On my 23rd B-Day this girl takes me for a b-day date to see......"the Bullett Boys"

I so appreciatewd the juesture even though they were about 6 years beyond the hair band scene but when we arrived i found out she was a former matress jockey for the lead singer david lee wannabe.

I ended up kicking it with this other girl all night and then "she groupie girl" makes a drunken scene when she sees me kicking back with this other hottie.

she goes to storm out and falls down and hits her head and thery call the paramediacs and I am having to leave "Sparty's" in the ambulance with this girl because she cracked he head open ...and she is crying telling me it's my fault when she was rubbing up on on David lee wannabe.

total bogus date...had to take a cab back home from the hospital

Eric · 08-20-2003, 04:38 PM

I don't remember a worst one really. I mean I met a couple girls on the internet that had pictures of themselves that looked nothing like the present day person they were. But it didn't cost me anything and so I don't think they were that bad.

But damn I wish I would have been there to see Jason run into that fucking tree branch!!!

Buckfutter · 08-20-2003, 04:41 PM

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Originally posted by Sly_RJ
A Collective Soul concert. Oh does it pain me to admit that...

Yet more proof that you love the cock. Not that we needed it though.

Let's mingle!
Let's gel!

Hahahahaha

HEARTBREAKER · 08-20-2003, 04:44 PM

i had this bad date once with a guy...it was a totally messed up date....
he eats like a pig and with an open mouth. disgusting isn't it?

JamesK · 08-20-2003, 04:50 PM

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Originally posted by MSB
i had this bad date once with a guy...it was a totally messed up date....
he eats like a pig and with an open mouth. disgusting isn't it?

cool

Sly_RJ · 08-20-2003, 04:51 PM

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Originally posted by Buckfutter

Yet more proof that you love the cock. Not that we needed it though.

Let's mingle!
Let's gel!

Hahahahaha

You're just upset that I won't swallow!

WiredGuy · 08-20-2003, 04:53 PM

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Originally posted by Eric_aka_RedEyes
But damn I wish I would have been there to see Jason run into that fucking tree branch!!!

Me and you both

Butrflied · 08-20-2003, 04:58 PM

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Originally posted by gregtx
all dates that cost me money (meaing dinner etc) and didn't end up with sex or a blowjob.. pretty much tie for worse date

note to self .. dont let greg buy dinner ..

Sly_RJ · 08-20-2003, 05:11 PM

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Originally posted by Butrflied
note to self .. dont let greg buy dinner ..

I let Greg buy me dinner once, he had no complaints!

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tootie Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Planet Earp Posts: 6,041	I was 14 and he was 16. He was the biggest NERD ever. He was 6'4" tall and 120 pounds with thick glasses and a pimple on his nose the size of Texas. My friends called him Rudy (as in Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer). I decided to date him because he was really funny and really polite. We went to the movies on a triple date with some friends. He stepped in the popcorn... TWICE (so we ended up buying THREE buckets of popcorn), ran into the swinging door three times, knocked my drink over (so I had to share his because he ran out of money after the third bucket of popcorn), sat on my chocolate candy and it melted all over the back of his pants so it looked like poop and slammed my hand into the car door afterwards. I kept dating him for a few months, though. We had many more crazy dates, but none like that first one. I guess I kept dating him because he was just so darned sweet. I've always had a soft spot in my heart for nerds. Even thought we dated for several months that pimple never did go away... I wonder if he still has it. __________________

08-20-2003, 03:43 PM	#12
SCJason Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: California Posts: 1,095	Went horse back riding on the beach trying to be all romantic and shit........We left at dusk. About 10 minutes into the trip I looked back to see how my date was doing , as soon as I turned around BAM right in the eye with a tree branch.............That shit sucked. __________________ SCJason The New SilverCash "V. 3 It's HERE !" ICQ 138128769 <img src="http://www.yoadrian.biz/holidays.gif" border="0"></A>

08-20-2003, 03:30 PM	#1
angeleyes Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: Wandering around FL using random Wireless Connections Posts: 3,584	What was your absolute WORSE date ever? A friend and I were talking about old times today and she reminded me of this date I had that went down in the books as a "classic". __________________ Need a Writer? Contact Me. I write quality descriptions, short erotic stories, quality one-liners.. whatever you need.

08-20-2003, 03:32 PM	#2
sexyclicks Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: c9media.com Posts: 3,240	so where is the rest of the story?

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Dax Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: USA Posts: 3,161	I don't either.. no girl would go out with me...

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Project-Shadow Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 7,340	Never had one. ^_^

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Katlicious72 Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Californicating in San Diego Posts: 1,665	Hiya Beautiful Angeleyes! All the dates I've been on have been horrific. I have zero luck where that is concerned, or is it just guys. I make better friends with guys then romantic partners. Maybe it's time for a crossover. Hugs __________________ Fetish Preview....Coming Soon! ICQ# 308-229-815

08-20-2003, 04:06 PM	#20
StacyCat Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Texas Posts: 1,167	I cant think of any dates off hand that were absolutly horrible. Of course, I havent "dated' in a while. Mostly we just didnt hit it off, and I had to suffer through it. Or, the guy that drove down from dallas, then lectured me about business.

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08-20-2003, 04:22 PM	#31
Obie Trice So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 205	With her

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08-20-2003, 04:36 PM	#39
Mr. Jim Confirmed User Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 4,372	On my 23rd B-Day this girl takes me for a b-day date to see......"the Bullett Boys" I so appreciatewd the juesture even though they were about 6 years beyond the hair band scene but when we arrived i found out she was a former matress jockey for the lead singer david lee wannabe. I ended up kicking it with this other girl all night and then "she groupie girl" makes a drunken scene when she sees me kicking back with this other hottie. she goes to storm out and falls down and hits her head and thery call the paramediacs and I am having to leave "Sparty's" in the ambulance with this girl because she cracked he head open ...and she is crying telling me it's my fault when she was rubbing up on on David lee wannabe. total bogus date...had to take a cab back home from the hospital

08-20-2003, 04:38 PM	#40
Eric Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: The Helm! Posts: 8,818	I don't remember a worst one really. I mean I met a couple girls on the internet that had pictures of themselves that looked nothing like the present day person they were. But it didn't cost me anything and so I don't think they were that bad. But damn I wish I would have been there to see Jason run into that fucking tree branch!!! __________________ No One

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