What was your absolute WORSE date ever?
 

A friend and I were talking about old times today and she reminded me of this date I had that went down in the books as a "classic".

so where is the rest of the story?

A Collective Soul concert. Oh does it pain me to admit that...

First he showed up in an old Pinto....... When I went to get in the car I noticed that there was no passenger seat. He had a huge chunk of foam secured by bungee cords as a seat. He was nice, so I dealt with it...........and then came lunch.

He was one of those county speakers for public health. While I was trying to eat lunch he kept rambling on about VD's. I ended up taking most of the food home and when he opened the door to help me out he had the left overs in one hand and extended the other to assist me and managed tripping towards me and dumping my lunch all over me.

After that he said "I'm not going to see you again, am I?"
:helpme

This girl I met online from Australia. Man her voice was one of the sexiest I ever heard. Sent me pics and she looked hot. Got along great via chat and on the phone.

She flies in from Australia for a two week visit and I'm waiting at the airport expecting to see this sizzling "Olivia Newton John" looking girl coming off the plane and I get Mama Cass Elliot instead.

:(

I don't either.. no girl would go out with me... :(

Never had one. ^_^

:1orglaugh

*cough* You haven't asked me yet, have you? :Graucho

I was 14 and he was 16. He was the biggest NERD ever. He was 6'4" tall and 120 pounds with thick glasses and a pimple on his nose the size of Texas. My friends called him Rudy (as in Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer).

I decided to date him because he was really funny and really polite. We went to the movies on a triple date with some friends. He stepped in the popcorn... TWICE (so we ended up buying THREE buckets of popcorn), ran into the swinging door three times, knocked my drink over (so I had to share his because he ran out of money after the third bucket of popcorn), sat on my chocolate candy and it melted all over the back of his pants so it looked like poop and slammed my hand into the car door afterwards.

I kept dating him for a few months, though. We had many more crazy dates, but none like that first one. I guess I kept dating him because he was just so darned sweet. I've always had a soft spot in my heart for nerds. :)

Even thought we dated for several months that pimple never did go away... I wonder if he still has it.

Went horse back riding on the beach trying to be all romantic and shit........We left at dusk. About 10 minutes into the trip I looked back to see how my date was doing , as soon as I turned around BAM right in the eye with a tree branch.............That shit sucked.

I'm still waiting for a girl to say yes to my first date :)

WG

go back to university, school is starting soon...... freshmen. hehe

:1orglaugh I can just picture that, too funny :)
WG

Hey it hurt..............:1orglaugh

Hiya Beautiful Angeleyes!

All the dates I've been on have been horrific. I have zero luck where that is concerned, or is it just guys. I make better friends with guys then romantic partners. Maybe it's time for a crossover.
Hugs :)

Film It !!!

If the girl I choose to date is hot enough I'll do like the content providers do on here and ask if she's hot or not! LOL Just kidding.

I cant think of any dates off hand that were absolutly horrible. Of course, I havent "dated' in a while.

Mostly we just didnt hit it off, and I had to suffer through it. Or, the guy that drove down from dallas, then lectured me about business.

RIGHT and then SPAM something .............:1orglaugh

Naw..... you're the beautiful one. (Again........great breakfast at Internext)..... Hit me up on ICQ.... I think you emailed me and it got deleted when I reformatted.:helpme You really are a doll.... so glad I had the chance to meet you and Stacycat!

The pleasure was all mine. You are totally awesome! Thanks for making me and stacycat feel so welcome. I'll hit you up on icq very soon.:) :thumbsup

P.S. and thanks for the compliments baby doll!

so your telling me I dont make good company? remember jasons party.. :(

You lucky i am still trying to find out wtf to say...

Wassup Kat... lill kitty comin gout of the closet .

No that's not what I'm saying and you are too much TDF! You my #1 buddy! I'm talking about relationships Dawg

I'm in the closet, key is in the slot, turning.....One sec almost there, just barely getting it opened. Damnit the key dropped. Fuckn A! Let me try that again......LOL

my worst date was when the girl didnt put out.

:)

You don't have to get out right now... Fine girl like you can stay in the closet ..or .. wait a minute. How about you get out of the closet, pick up a couple of chicks, and come back and join us in the closet ;-))

With her

http://www.binnes.com/t18_p2.jpg

yeah we all could play doctor. :1orglaugh :glugglug :thumbsup :) :Graucho

Lawd have mercy, what in hell is that?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:(

:repuke thanks for the visual right before the nap. lol

Damn i can allready imagine it..

" Nurse Kat, Speculum please "

all dates that cost me money (meaing dinner etc) and didn't end up with sex or a blowjob.. pretty much tie for worse date

:winkwink:

I was gonna say something but I'll refrain, cause I can get majorly graphic. -cough- fuck it. here we go

"speculum doctor....Insert!"

Well, there you are........ It was a pleasure meeting you, using your couches and eating your pizza at Internext! :Graucho

On my 23rd B-Day this girl takes me for a b-day date to see......"the Bullett Boys"

I so appreciatewd the juesture even though they were about 6 years beyond the hair band scene but when we arrived i found out she was a former matress jockey for the lead singer david lee wannabe.

I ended up kicking it with this other girl all night and then "she groupie girl" makes a drunken scene when she sees me kicking back with this other hottie.

she goes to storm out and falls down and hits her head and thery call the paramediacs and I am having to leave "Sparty's" in the ambulance with this girl because she cracked he head open ...and she is crying telling me it's my fault when she was rubbing up on on David lee wannabe.

total bogus date...had to take a cab back home from the hospital

I don't remember a worst one really. I mean I met a couple girls on the internet that had pictures of themselves that looked nothing like the present day person they were. But it didn't cost me anything and so I don't think they were that bad.

But damn I wish I would have been there to see Jason run into that fucking tree branch!!! :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Yet more proof that you love the cock. Not that we needed it though.

Let's mingle!
Let's gel!

Hahahahaha
:1orglaugh

i had this bad date once with a guy...it was a totally messed up date....
he eats like a pig and with an open mouth. disgusting isn't it?

cool

You're just upset that I won't swallow!

Me and you both :1orglaugh

note to self .. dont let greg buy dinner .. :1orglaugh

I let Greg buy me dinner once, he had no complaints!