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Triple OG nigga on GFY
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: in the BP4L family compound
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ok GFY..lets see how Hood you really are
Let's add up how ghetto fab' you are:
1. You've ever used an album cover for a dustpan. (5 points) 2. If you've ever run a race barefoot in the middle of the street.(10 points) 3. You had a candy lady in your neighborhood. (5 + 5 extra points if your house was the candy lady) 4. If you ever had to pick your own switch or belt. (3 points for each) 5. If you have ever had to walk to school or walked home from school. (2 points) 6. If you have ever used dishwashing liquid for bubble bath. (5 points) 7. If you ever mixed Kool-Aid one glass at a time because you got tired of other people drinking up the Kool-Aid you just made.(5 points) 8. If you have ever played any of the following games: hide and go seek, freeze, tag, Momma may I? or red light/green light. (2 points each) 9. If your neighborhood had an ice cream man. (2 points + 2 if he rang a bell) 10. If you refer to "Now and Later" candies as "Nighladers". (5 points) 11. If you've ever run from the police on foot. (5 points + 5 if you got away) 12. If you've ever had reusable bacon grease in a container on your stove. (5 points + 15 if you still do it) 13. The batteries in your remote control ever been held in by a piece of tape. (5 points) 14. If you have ever worn any of the following fragrances (1 point each): Brute, Hai Karate, Jean Nate, Old Spice, Chloe, English Leather, Stetson, Charlie, or Faberge. 15. You've ever used Tussy. (5 points) 16. You've never been to the dentist. (15 points) 17. If you have a friend or family member whose nickname is one word said twice: dee-dee, fee-fee, man-man, Kay-Kay, lee-lee, ree-ree, ray-ray, nay-nay, etc.(10 points) 18. You have ever paged yourself for any reason. (3 points) 19. You've ever worn house shoes outside of the house. (2 points) 20. You add "ED" or "T" to the end of words already in the past tense (for example, Tooked, Light-Skinneded, kilt, ruint, etc.) (5 points) 21. You use 'n'em to describe a certain group of people( for example Craig'n'em or Momma 'n'em) (5 points) 22. You've ever driven on a donut more than 2 weeks after your flat. (5 points) 23. Your child drops his/her pacifier and you sanitize it by sucking it. (10 points) 24. You have ever slept in a chair to avoid messing up your hair. (10 points) 25. You've ever left a social gathering with a plate. (2 points) 26. You can't hold a glass because of the length of your nails (5 points) 27. The gold teeth in your mouth spell words. (10 points) 28. You don't have your own place but your child had a leather coat and a pair of Jordan's. (15 points) 29. You constantly hit *69 and ask, "Did you just call here?" (10 points) 30. You think Tupac is still alive. (20 points) 31. If you are going to have to use a calculator to add your points. (25 points) Now, the totals... 0 - 50 points - I guess you were raised in the suburbs 51 - 75 points - A bonafide ex-hood rat 76 - 150 points - Spent a little time in the projects, huh? 150 points or more - Still there, huh? |
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: that 504
Posts: 60,840
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Amzing the things I still do.
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Triple OG nigga on GFY
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Join Date: Mar 2002
Location: in the BP4L family compound
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Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Boston
Posts: 1,191
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Ha, im in the 51-75... the funny thing is, I've never lived in the hood... my parents probably pulled in 250k a year together when I was growing up... but they never got the hood out of them I guess.
My dad still wears English Leather and has grits for breakfast every morning.
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HAL 9000
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Join Date: May 2001
Posts: 34,515
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51 - 75 points - A bonafide ex-hood rat
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Confirmed User
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Pacific Palisades
Posts: 6,940
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I am Ghetto FAB fo SHO
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Confirmed User
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Pacific Palisades
Posts: 6,940
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My remote control's backing is made by Scotchguard.
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#9 |
Confirmed User
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: "evitcepsrep ruoy egnahc"
Posts: 9,976
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1. 5 points
2. 10 points 3. 5 points 4. 6 points 5. 2 points 6. 5 points 7. 5 possible not for same reason - did do it by the glass. 8. 6 points 9. 4 points 10. 5 possible called em nowlatters 11. 10 points 12. 20 points (its flavor man) 13. 5 points, shit had remote held together also by rubber bands. 14. 3 points. 15. 0 not sure 16. 0 17. 10 points 18. You have ever paged yourself for any reason. (3 points) 19. 2 possible if church shoes count being played in 20. 0 points 21. 5 points 22. 5 points 23. 0 no kids 24. 0 im white no worries. 25. 2 points 26. 0 points - male 27. 0 points 28. 0 points no children own our house. 29. 10 points Fiance still does grrrr .95 cents each.... 30. 0 points 31. 25 possible not needed just faster. 51 - 75 points - A bonafide ex-hood rat 76 - 150 points - Spent a little time in the projects, huh? 150 points or more - Still there, huh? 126 for sure. 153 possible. Nope still aint there, and I am also white. G, woulda been higher if there were not some female type questions. |
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Dec 2001
Location: CrackYaMental
Posts: 4,365
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Triple OG nigga on GFY
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ICQ: 178725656
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Sunny San Diego
Posts: 12,366
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What about if you eat roscoes chicken and waffles? Thas some good shit there
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: The WATER BABY!
Posts: 7,040
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66 damn I used to be ghetto....I wonder what happened?
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Jul 2003
Location: San Diego
Posts: 108
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148 points...Calling my parents RIGHT NOW and heading off to therapy...
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HAL 9000
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Confirmed User
Join Date: Jan 2001
Location: EU
Posts: 6,103
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Zph7YXfjMhg
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Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: In Your Skull
Posts: 15,327
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97, and I indeed spend some time in the projects... the bulk of my childhood.
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