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08-18-2003, 09:46 PM
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Lets have a intellectual chat about bitches
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Club on a Sat night. Your all decked out, looking hot, hair is perfect, eyebrows plucked to perfection, cologne at just the right level. Scenario: You see this hottie acting like her shit dont stink , but you see it as another potential notch on your bedpost. You make quick eye contact with a "hey babe lets fuck smile " quickly for a sec.... Ok now tell me what would you do in this scenario?????? |
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08-18-2003, 09:49 PM
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Get my camera out ask her for a picture for a bar promotion website ... chat with her, pay her couple drinks, give her MY number, and after ... well dance and if she'S down then she's down :P
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08-18-2003, 09:49 PM
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Fuck her on the couch in the vip section?
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08-18-2003, 09:50 PM
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08-18-2003, 09:50 PM
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go up to her and ask if i can play her female harmonica
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08-18-2003, 09:51 PM
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introduce her to vivisectionist erotic practices, perhaps..?
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08-18-2003, 09:52 PM
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08-18-2003, 09:53 PM
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Send a drink over, then ask for a dance,Hopefully you will get at least a number after that,or hopefully a blowjob in the parking lot
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08-18-2003, 09:54 PM
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I'd aks her what her intrests are. who she be with...
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08-18-2003, 09:54 PM
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(at least 80 % of the pics are censored lol)
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08-18-2003, 09:58 PM
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Dre
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08-18-2003, 09:59 PM
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chiken out... avoid futher eye contact... go home and jerk off to Aria Giovanni videos...
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Soem bitch took my cam for a while that night i guess
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08-18-2003, 10:05 PM
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Don't talk about her ... Talk a lil bit about you brag a lil bit ... Make funny jokes . When you make her laugh you get 50 % of the job done .
When you are in a club and start talkign to a girl about her ... She loose interest . I dunno if that's cauz they complexed but that's waht I learned . If you want to fuck her again the next day then start talking about her :P
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I dunno which clubs you go to... here you can barely hear yourself think the music is so loud... so you can only shout out "what's you name ho...", get her a drink and drag her off to the grinder on the dance floor and make out with her while dancing. period. WERD!
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08-18-2003, 10:08 PM
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Oh ... And don't tell her you do porn yet ... lol
Well I don't do much anymore but ... If u tell a bitch u got a site in sextracker top 20 ... hrmm ... u get CUT lol She'll think u have aids or soemthign
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But at the summer you can go OUTSIDE ... That's the best spot to meet a chick .
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If you start spitting in her ear that won't be good either :P So bring da bitch outside or on the dance floor lol
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08-18-2003, 10:12 PM
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Yeah, they are way better than one huge room filled with sweaty dancing cocksuckers-type. Outside is only for the smokers now in Boston since that ban went into effect.
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08-18-2003, 10:14 PM
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Plus the faggy thing is they won't let us outside with drinks in hand... so once i went almost crazy trying to have a conversation while shouting and sippin' some bacardi.
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08-18-2003, 10:15 PM
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U from Montreal by any chance... we party there often enough...
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08-18-2003, 10:16 PM
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And about drinks in hands. .. I'm talking about a "terrace" not outside the club ... it's normal they don't allow you outside with drinks they would loose their alchool permit if they get caugh many times
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08-18-2003, 10:18 PM
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Last weekend i was outside half th etime smoking buttts, I hat this anti smoking bullshit
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08-18-2003, 10:19 PM
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you guys are lucky out here you gotta try 3x times harder to score
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08-18-2003, 10:20 PM
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I was in Ottawa while traveling last summer... didn't see any clubs.  Saw the fucking parliament building though... good relaxed people there. Nice hoes..
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Yea ... and I'm in the best region of quebec / ontario for that ... It's real street here it's a fucked up place because english and french ppl live together and that craete a street mentality ... I can't really explain but you often see guys taht fucked over 150 girls in bars ...
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Most are there There is also malone next to rideau canal . It's a fucking nice club we did a party down there last week . On quebec side there is grande gueule willys warta boite a chanson and 4-5 other 500 + places club . There is some lounges that are opening for high class people too right now in hull :P
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08-18-2003, 10:22 PM
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why dont you guys get a room
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bitchslapping zebras!!!!!
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If you are english it's way harder to fuck arroudn here ...
Cauz : English girls fuck french boys (wich speak english too) because they don't hang out with the same ppl so they don'T get whore reputation French girls hate english because of the mentality arround here ... So they only fuck with french ppl mostly and the dumb biatches don'T know how to speak english So when u french u go to ottawa u fuck easier And you come to QC u fuck easier too .. :P good place 4 me
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Juicy remembered about us... yeeey!!!
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U confirmed my suspicions...
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I need a beer
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dumb bitches go to club get fucked :P
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Classic!
I once got a chick that I wasn't even supposed to get. I was pretty much the last man standing on the dance floor. At one point I decide that I am done, time to depart. I start walking towards the exit and see this ultra hot babe. I have no energy to flirt, plus there's a boyfriendish looking dude next to her. Regardless, I pass her, introduce myself and hand her my business card. A simple card with my name and "photographer" in a title. I haven't reached the door as she caught up with me... and the rest is history.
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but if she was fine ... then ure lucky :P
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I always bring our little G3 to the bars, girls love the attention and some harmfull fun pics will usally break the ice! Then you need to talk about them until they bring up the camera again. Then you have the green light to play your moves on a warm lead rather that a cold lead.
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Dre www.njguido.com the guido version of barbuzz
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