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Old 08-18-2003, 07:45 PM   #1
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Oh my God a hooker was in my apartment!
I was chillin' at the bar talking to my old neighbors -- I find out that the woman living in my place before me got kicked out for being a hooker... LOL! I wonder if I should complain that they didn't tell me I was living in a smut den all this time! All this time I've been living in a filthy, sinful party pad, you dig?
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Old 08-18-2003, 07:47 PM   #2
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Old 08-18-2003, 07:47 PM   #3
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My wife fucked the football team back in high school if it makes you feel any better
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Old 08-18-2003, 07:47 PM   #4
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i have good taste, what can I say.
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Old 08-18-2003, 07:48 PM   #5
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The story would have been much better if you told us that you picked up a hooker, took her back to your place and SHE told you she used to live there.
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Old 08-18-2003, 07:49 PM   #6
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The story would have been much better if you told us that you picked up a hooker, took her back to your place and SHE told you she used to live there.
yes I agree please edit your story Fly
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Old 08-18-2003, 07:50 PM   #7
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Old 08-18-2003, 07:50 PM   #8
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Old 08-18-2003, 07:51 PM   #9
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Old 08-18-2003, 07:51 PM   #10
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I was chillin' at the bar talking to my old neighbors -- I find out that the woman living in my place before me got kicked out for being a hooker... LOL! I wonder if I should complain that they didn't tell me I was living in a smut den all this time! All this time I've been living in a filthy, sinful party pad, you dig?
Repeat DO NOT TURN ON A BLACK LIGHT!
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Old 08-18-2003, 07:51 PM   #11
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were you on the team?
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Old 08-18-2003, 07:51 PM   #12
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The story would have been much better if you told us that you picked up a hooker, took her back to your place and SHE told you she used to live there.
Only my contests are fake.
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Old 08-18-2003, 07:53 PM   #13
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were you on the team?
No, I was the coach of the team
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Old 08-18-2003, 07:54 PM   #14
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Repeat DO NOT TURN ON A BLACK LIGHT!
why not? ok now you're creeping me out.
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Old 08-18-2003, 07:58 PM   #15
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Has any of her "John's" ever comback there looking for Trixie?
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why not? ok now you're creeping me out.
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Old 08-18-2003, 08:01 PM   #18
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why not? ok now you're creeping me out.
just dont, and never bring one to a hotel either doesnt matter if it is a four star one.
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you made my day!
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Old 08-18-2003, 08:03 PM   #20
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Has any of her "John's" ever comback there looking for Trixie?
Fortunately no. Nobody bothers me here.
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she's gone now right so, just live like a normal person
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Old 08-18-2003, 08:17 PM   #22
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I picked up a good-looking hooker one night at the local pub. We went back to my place after a few drinks. After I closed the door behind she started to laugh. I asked her what was so funny. She told me that she used to live there about five years ago.

I chuckled and we proceeded to neck on the couch. She had the hottest firm tits that I ever tasted. However, she would swat my hands away whenever I started to reach down her black panties.

My cock was straining to get out so she opted to free the beast and give me the hottest blowjob ever. I came so hard in her mouth and she swallowed it all.

Of course, I had to pay her back and lick her pussy. I finally got my fingers hooked into her panties and pulled them down. A hairless cock popped into view instead of juicy pussy.

"I thought you said you used to live here?" I asked.

"I did," She replied. "I was Charlie, Sue's husband."
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just dont, and never bring one to a hotel either doesnt matter if it is a four star one.
All jokes aside, knowing my landlord this place was probably scrubbed and exorcised... This explains the cross, prayer book and holy water I think I found when I moved in...
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Old 08-18-2003, 08:19 PM   #24
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All jokes aside, knowing my landlord this place was probably scrubbed and exorcised... This explains the cross, prayer book and holy water I think I found when I moved in...
Ok then, go for it. Just do not say I did not warn you.
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Old 08-18-2003, 08:23 PM   #25
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