Oh my God a hooker was in my apartment!
 

I was chillin' at the bar talking to my old neighbors -- I find out that the woman living in my place before me got kicked out for being a hooker... LOL! I wonder if I should complain that they didn't tell me I was living in a smut den all this time! All this time I've been living in a filthy, sinful party pad, you dig?

:1orglaugh

Hookers rule.... If you knew you could have visted her more often !

My wife fucked the football team back in high school if it makes you feel any better:thumbsup

i have good taste, what can I say.

The story would have been much better if you told us that you picked up a hooker, took her back to your place and SHE told you she used to live there.

yes I agree please edit your story Fly

:1orglaugh

That's something to be proud of.

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rufffffffff

Repeat DO NOT TURN ON A BLACK LIGHT!

were you on the team?

Only my contests are fake.

No, I was the coach of the team :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

why not? ok now you're creeping me out.

Has any of her "John's" ever comback there looking for Trixie? :1orglaugh

Spammer! :BangBang:

just dont, and never bring one to a hotel either doesnt matter if it is a four star one.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

you made my day!
thanks :thumbsup

Fortunately no. Nobody bothers me here.

she's gone now right so, just live like a normal person

I picked up a good-looking hooker one night at the local pub. We went back to my place after a few drinks. After I closed the door behind she started to laugh. I asked her what was so funny. She told me that she used to live there about five years ago.

I chuckled and we proceeded to neck on the couch. She had the hottest firm tits that I ever tasted. However, she would swat my hands away whenever I started to reach down her black panties.

My cock was straining to get out so she opted to free the beast and give me the hottest blowjob ever. I came so hard in her mouth and she swallowed it all.

Of course, I had to pay her back and lick her pussy. I finally got my fingers hooked into her panties and pulled them down. A hairless cock popped into view instead of juicy pussy.

"I thought you said you used to live here?" I asked.

"I did," She replied. "I was Charlie, Sue's husband."
:Graucho

All jokes aside, knowing my landlord this place was probably scrubbed and exorcised... This explains the cross, prayer book and holy water I think I found when I moved in...

Ok then, go for it. Just do not say I did not warn you.

pics???

Hookers = Cool

Do you know if she had a drug addiction?

If so, we would love to interview her for www.CrackWhoreConfessions.com