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DonCorleone · 08-15-2003, 12:19 AM

What the fuck is with relatiohships these days?
I can't seem to find a womain/babe that isn't any of the following:

1. Pregnant
2. Has children
3. Psycho
4. Carrying some S.T.D.
5. Married
6. Divorced but the hubby still frequents the bedroom
7. Ugly
8. Fat

What the fuck?

Where do you find chics that aren't any of the aforementioned??

chowda · 08-15-2003, 12:20 AM

i ask u not to go to trailer parks ever again

Libertine · 08-15-2003, 12:21 AM

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Originally posted by DonCorleone
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3. Psycho
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Where do you find chics that aren't any of the aforementioned??

Nowhere. They don't exist.

DonCorleone · 08-15-2003, 12:25 AM

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Originally posted by punkworld

Nowhere. They don't exist.

I'm starting to think you're right!

It's getting harder and harder to find some decent looking babe who doesn't have any attributes contained in my list.

Either they are old, fat, ugly, crazy, mothers, or just plain stupid...
I just can't figure out what type of places normal chics hang out.

Blarg!

teenjump · 08-15-2003, 12:28 AM

At work! heh...

Yeah I have the same issue. It's pretty depressing. I hate being alone.

Libertine · 08-15-2003, 12:31 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by teenjump
At work! heh...

Yeah I have the same issue. It's pretty depressing. I hate being alone.

It's funny, being without a relationship for too long makes you forget what hell relationships actually are. Enjoy your freedom while it lasts.

teenjump · 08-15-2003, 12:32 AM

I don't consider it freedom. I think it's more painful to be alone than to be in a really shitty relationship.

adamneve · 08-15-2003, 12:32 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DonCorleone
What the fuck is with relatiohships these days?
I can't seem to find a womain/babe that isn't any of the following:

1. Pregnant
2. Has children
3. Psycho
4. Carrying some S.T.D.
5. Married
6. Divorced but the hubby still frequents the bedroom
7. Ugly
8. Fat

What the fuck?

Where do you find chics that aren't any of the aforementioned??

join one of our sites

Doctor Dre · 08-15-2003, 12:32 AM

Or ... strippers ... some of them are very intelligent ... they got good $, they are independant, good looking, but ... the whole town has seen her naked so

Libertine · 08-15-2003, 12:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by teenjump
I don't consider it freedom. I think it's more painful to be alone than to be in a really shitty relationship.

Ever heard of Codependent Personality Disorder?

Lonny · 08-15-2003, 12:41 AM

Joke anyone

my ex takes me to court crying to the judge.
I wanted him to give me 16 inches and make it hurt.
Juge turns and looks at me an in my defense i say your honor i did
I pumped her 2 times and hit her in the head with a brick

Holly · 08-15-2003, 12:52 AM

I agree. A womain like that is hard to find. There just aren't many good womein left, though. If you do find a good womain, you should definitely treat her right and try to hang on to her, cause you never know when a womain like that is gonna come along again. I'm really surprised that some womain hasn't snatched you up, yet. You sound like a real catch.

Kimmykim · 08-15-2003, 12:54 AM

I'd have a peek over the fence at the local high school, before the cops come and cart you away.

DonCorleone · 08-15-2003, 12:55 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Holly
I agree. A womain like that is hard to find. There just aren't many good womein left, though. If you do find a good womain, you should definitely treat her right and try to hang on to her, cause you never know when a womain like that is gonna come along again. I'm really surprised that some womain hasn't snatched you up, yet. You sound like a real catch.

Do you fall into any of the classifications in my list?

What's your sign?
LOL

J/K... I know... It's just hard to find a good woman these days. Most of them are completely out of their minds, and don't know how to treat a man.

DonCorleone · 08-15-2003, 01:43 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kimmykim
I'd have a peek over the fence at the local high school, before the cops come and cart you away.

Let's go out for some food and a nice evening of wild sex.

Ok?

Holly · 08-15-2003, 02:02 AM

Wow, that's some kick-ass back peddling you did there, once you realized Kimmy and I might have to shred you, lol

Plus, I don't think my boobs are as big as that blonde chick you like so well.

IMP^or^SNiTL.e · 08-15-2003, 02:03 AM

i like the std thing

08-15-2003, 12:19 AM	#1
DonCorleone Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 140	Relationships... What the fuck is with relatiohships these days? I can't seem to find a womain/babe that isn't any of the following: 1. Pregnant 2. Has children 3. Psycho 4. Carrying some S.T.D. 5. Married 6. Divorced but the hubby still frequents the bedroom 7. Ugly 8. Fat What the fuck? Where do you find chics that aren't any of the aforementioned??

08-15-2003, 12:20 AM	#2
chowda Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Gooch city Posts: 9,527	i ask u not to go to trailer parks ever again __________________ Someone finds you... 2007 PS: Nationalnet is the best host I've ever had. And i tried alot of them.

08-15-2003, 12:52 AM	#12
Holly Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Jesusland Posts: 10,017	I agree. A womain like that is hard to find. There just aren't many good womein left, though. If you do find a good womain, you should definitely treat her right and try to hang on to her, cause you never know when a womain like that is gonna come along again. I'm really surprised that some womain hasn't snatched you up, yet. You sound like a real catch. __________________ War National Damn Champions Eagle

08-15-2003, 02:02 AM	#16
Holly Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Jesusland Posts: 10,017	Wow, that's some kick-ass back peddling you did there, once you realized Kimmy and I might have to shred you, lol Plus, I don't think my boobs are as big as that blonde chick you like so well. __________________ War National Damn Champions Eagle

08-15-2003, 12:28 AM	#5
teenjump So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,595	At work! heh... Yeah I have the same issue. It's pretty depressing. I hate being alone.

08-15-2003, 12:32 AM	#7
teenjump So Fucking Banned Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 1,595	I don't consider it freedom. I think it's more painful to be alone than to be in a really shitty relationship.

08-15-2003, 12:41 AM	#11
Lonny Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Riverside Ca. Posts: 3,539	Joke anyone my ex takes me to court crying to the judge. I wanted him to give me 16 inches and make it hurt. Juge turns and looks at me an in my defense i say your honor i did I pumped her 2 times and hit her in the head with a brick

08-15-2003, 12:54 AM	#13
Kimmykim bitchslapping zebras!!!!! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: In a shack by the beach Posts: 16,015	I'd have a peek over the fence at the local high school, before the cops come and cart you away.

08-15-2003, 02:03 AM	#17
IMP^or^SNiTL.e A/S/L .. I don't names. Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,177	i like the std thing