Relationships...
 

What the fuck is with relatiohships these days?
I can't seem to find a womain/babe that isn't any of the following:

1. Pregnant
2. Has children
3. Psycho
4. Carrying some S.T.D.
5. Married
6. Divorced but the hubby still frequents the bedroom
7. Ugly
8. Fat

What the fuck?

Where do you find chics that aren't any of the aforementioned??
:(

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i ask u not to go to trailer parks ever again

Nowhere. They don't exist.

I'm starting to think you're right!

It's getting harder and harder to find some decent looking babe who doesn't have any attributes contained in my list.

Either they are old, fat, ugly, crazy, mothers, or just plain stupid...
I just can't figure out what type of places normal chics hang out.

Blarg!
:helpme

At work! heh...

Yeah I have the same issue. It's pretty depressing. I hate being alone. :(

It's funny, being without a relationship for too long makes you forget what hell relationships actually are. Enjoy your freedom while it lasts.

I don't consider it freedom. I think it's more painful to be alone than to be in a really shitty relationship.

join one of our sites :winkwink:

Or ... strippers ... some of them are very intelligent ... they got good $, they are independant, good looking, but ... the whole town has seen her naked so

Ever heard of Codependent Personality Disorder?

Joke anyone

my ex takes me to court crying to the judge.
I wanted him to give me 16 inches and make it hurt.
Juge turns and looks at me an in my defense i say your honor i did
I pumped her 2 times and hit her in the head with a brick

I agree. A womain like that is hard to find. There just aren't many good womein left, though. If you do find a good womain, you should definitely treat her right and try to hang on to her, cause you never know when a womain like that is gonna come along again. I'm really surprised that some womain hasn't snatched you up, yet. You sound like a real catch. :)

I'd have a peek over the fence at the local high school, before the cops come and cart you away.

Do you fall into any of the classifications in my list?

What's your sign?
LOL

J/K... I know... It's just hard to find a good woman these days. Most of them are completely out of their minds, and don't know how to treat a man.
:(

Let's go out for some food and a nice evening of wild sex.

Ok?

Wow, that's some kick-ass back peddling you did there, once you realized Kimmy and I might have to shred you, lol :1orglaugh

Plus, I don't think my boobs are as big as that blonde chick you like so well.

:glugglug

i like the std thing