Offshore Account Advice - GoFuckYourself.com

Mrdredd · 08-14-2003, 04:53 PM

Im looking for an offshore account.
Has to be almost untraceable, if not completly.

Need some advice on some good ones with a good reputation, or maybe not..

Need a good one, money they charge monthly doesnt really matter as long as its good bank and untraceable and very good.

Post links of offshore banks you know of.

Help help please!

If someone finds a really good one and tells me I will pay

Preacher · 08-14-2003, 05:01 PM

postfinance.ch
very reliable ....it's a large bank. "post bank"

pay your fucking taxes u hahahaha

Preacher · 08-14-2003, 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Preacher
postfinance.ch
very reliable ....it's a large bank. "post bank"

pay your fucking taxes u hahahaha

hahahaha? what the fuck? I can't say C-U-N-T on here? hilarious

chowda · 08-14-2003, 05:03 PM

go to st kits, ask steve.. tell him chowda sent u

ull be set like a bet

Mrdredd · 08-14-2003, 05:03 PM

also if they are very flexible to like changing bank account #'s a lot that would be VERY VERY good.

someplace run by criminals is good too just need untraceable and friendly and flexible to peoples needs

Mrdredd · 08-14-2003, 05:04 PM

chowda, what is st kits

link me please?

and maybe PM me more information

chowda · 08-14-2003, 05:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mrdredd
chowda, what is st kits

link me please?

and maybe PM me more information

st kits and nevis. the islands.

Mrdredd · 08-14-2003, 05:05 PM

is steve the name of someone on these boards?

How can I contact him/

detoxed · 08-14-2003, 05:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mrdredd
also if they are very flexible to like changing bank account #'s a lot that would be VERY VERY good.

someplace run by criminals is good too just need untraceable and friendly and flexible to peoples needs

friendly criminals are so easy to find these days, especially as you deposit your money in their bank, lol

I'll be as nice as you want me to be, and I'm mailing you my deposit slips to Bank of America now.

Mrdredd · 08-14-2003, 05:16 PM

i hope your just being dumb, otherwise you obviously have no experience with offshore banks and the way most "criminals" work.

stealing a couple hundred K from me, when they could be making a couple million off it... riight...

Mrdredd · 08-14-2003, 05:17 PM

Chowda,
How should I contact Steve?

chowda · 08-14-2003, 05:17 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mrdredd
i hope your just being dumb, otherwise you obviously have no experience with offshore banks and the way most "criminals" work.

stealing a couple hundred K from me, when they could be making a couple million off it... riight...

if u want offshore, be prepare to travel offshore

Mrdredd · 08-14-2003, 05:19 PM

i am, but i need to know where to go first

lexr · 08-14-2003, 06:19 PM

I hear Antarctica has some great banking.

Pay your taxes!

ronin · 08-14-2003, 06:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mrdredd
i am, but i need to know where to go first

first, go away..

Webby · 08-14-2003, 06:48 PM

Mrdredd:

Quote:

if u want offshore, be prepare to travel offshore

chowda is correct. You have to know what you are doing and you will not get any useful advice from an "onshore" professional - they don't know shit, apart from textbook dribble.

If you are not a US citizen, this avenue can work out well. If you are, this is one area that is screwed for US folks.

lamrobertson · 08-14-2003, 07:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Webby
Mrdredd:

chowda is correct. You have to know what you are doing and you will not get any useful advice from an "onshore" professional - they don't know shit, apart from textbook dribble.

If you are not a US citizen, this avenue can work out well. If you are, this is one area that is screwed for US folks.

Hey Webby, I think I have been chatting on icq with Mrdredd today. He had been looking at the big thread where you very helpfully answered all our questions on incorporating on gib or uk. He is Canadian and thinking in incorporating in gib. He looked at the list of banks we had in that thread. But was hoping maybe someone would say the name of a bank that they were using successfully.

I thought maybe if he could get ahold of you on icq maybe you had used one of those banks in that thread.

Thanks again Webby! Your always so helpful!

Lorna

Webby · 08-14-2003, 07:20 PM

lamrobertson:

Quote:

He looked at the list of banks we had in that thread. But was hoping maybe someone would say the name of a bank that they were using successfully.

Hi Lorna!

The banks posted on that thread are all OK. They each offers slightly different services in the way of "plastic" etc, but they are all reputable banks and confidentiality is secure.

As with *any* bank - offshore or onshore - tis just me, but I would not rely on any one bank. It does not take much extra work to open three bank accounts for a corp

So far, we have never had a problem with any of them in that jurisdiction - in fact offshore banks seem to more efficient than their "onshore" counterparts.

Hope this is a clue!

doober · 08-14-2003, 07:21 PM

Hey webby I was chatting with Lorna on ICQ today about those banks mentioned in that thread about incorporating in GIB.
I have done some research and have a few ideas of how to proceed but I also have a few small questions that my accountant cant seem to answer just yet.

Im not in the office right now but I was wondering if you could maybe you had some time tommorow you could hit me up on icq.
Ive read and read that thread so many times & it was extremely helpfull btw & I really appreciate you being so forward with the information.

thanks

doober
69689194

Webby · 08-14-2003, 07:29 PM

doober:

Hi doober.. yep, no problem! Will ICQ you tomorrow!

Mrdredd · 08-14-2003, 10:54 PM

http://www.1offshorebanksource.com/

I have had them on my list for a long time

plsureking · 08-14-2003, 11:07 PM

another thread full of bullshit advice from people that don't know the first thing about the subject - in this case offshore banking.

one thing we've learned is make sure they don't say in the contract that they will yield all records to the proper authorities. some of these banks say that now - especially bahamian banks.

http://private.bankcrozier.com/ - these guys are good. nice online interface. i've (not) been with them for about a year.

some of the other guys i work with (dont) have accounts with a certain bank in jersey island but they suck. hard to get your money... i'd check the tech of any bank you use...

Mrdredd · 08-15-2003, 12:32 AM

how much if any information will http://private.bankcrozier.com/

devulge to say, the FBI?

Do they offer anonymous debit cards?

Will they help in keeping your information and records completely confidential?

and for all the people telling me to pay my taxes... I am not doing this to avoid paying taxes.

chowda · 08-15-2003, 12:43 AM

i dont want to see u

lol

search for IBC in the dominica
or st kitts & nevis
all those islands

u wanna be real and stuff, call ppl up there and fly there..

never trust online banking bs. its fake and fraud

Bobby Vicious · 08-15-2003, 05:40 AM

Webby:

Quote:

He looked at the list of banks we had in that thread. But was hoping maybe someone would say the name of a bank that they were using successfully.

Could someone please post a link to this thread as I am very interested in this info as well. I tried the search but couldn't locate it and I don't want to spend an eternity looking for it. Many thanks.

IMP^or^SNiTL.e · 08-15-2003, 05:42 AM

paypal

polish_aristocrat · 08-15-2003, 06:02 AM

post your ICQ, so maybe someone will help you.

08-14-2003, 04:53 PM	#1
Mrdredd So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Palm Beach, FLA Posts: 128	Offshore Account Advice Im looking for an offshore account. Has to be almost untraceable, if not completly. Need some advice on some good ones with a good reputation, or maybe not.. Need a good one, money they charge monthly doesnt really matter as long as its good bank and untraceable and very good. Post links of offshore banks you know of. Help help please! If someone finds a really good one and tells me I will pay Last edited by Mrdredd; 08-14-2003 at 04:58 PM..

08-14-2003, 05:03 PM	#4
chowda Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Gooch city Posts: 9,527	go to st kits, ask steve.. tell him chowda sent u ull be set like a bet __________________ Someone finds you... 2007 PS: Nationalnet is the best host I've ever had. And i tried alot of them.

08-14-2003, 11:07 PM	#22
plsureking bored Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: PORNCMS.com Posts: 4,763	another thread full of bullshit advice from people that don't know the first thing about the subject - in this case offshore banking. one thing we've learned is make sure they don't say in the contract that they will yield all records to the proper authorities. some of these banks say that now - especially bahamian banks. http://private.bankcrozier.com/ - these guys are good. nice online interface. i've (not) been with them for about a year. some of the other guys i work with (dont) have accounts with a certain bank in jersey island but they suck. hard to get your money... i'd check the tech of any bank you use... __________________ #

08-15-2003, 12:43 AM	#24
chowda Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Gooch city Posts: 9,527	i dont want to see u lol search for IBC in the dominica or st kitts & nevis all those islands u wanna be real and stuff, call ppl up there and fly there.. never trust online banking bs. its fake and fraud __________________ Someone finds you... 2007 PS: Nationalnet is the best host I've ever had. And i tried alot of them.

08-15-2003, 06:02 AM	#27
polish_aristocrat Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Jul 2002 Posts: 40,377	post your ICQ, so maybe someone will help you. __________________ I don't use ICQ anymore.

08-14-2003, 05:01 PM	#2
Preacher Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Posts: 2,970	postfinance.ch very reliable ....it's a large bank. "post bank" pay your fucking taxes u hahahaha

08-14-2003, 05:04 PM	#6
Mrdredd So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Palm Beach, FLA Posts: 128	chowda, what is st kits link me please? and maybe PM me more information

08-14-2003, 05:05 PM	#8
Mrdredd So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Palm Beach, FLA Posts: 128	is steve the name of someone on these boards? How can I contact him/

08-14-2003, 05:16 PM	#10
Mrdredd So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Palm Beach, FLA Posts: 128	i hope your just being dumb, otherwise you obviously have no experience with offshore banks and the way most "criminals" work. stealing a couple hundred K from me, when they could be making a couple million off it... riight...

08-14-2003, 05:17 PM	#11
Mrdredd So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Palm Beach, FLA Posts: 128	Chowda, How should I contact Steve?

08-14-2003, 05:19 PM	#13
Mrdredd So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Palm Beach, FLA Posts: 128	i am, but i need to know where to go first

08-14-2003, 06:19 PM	#14
lexr Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Tempe, AZ Posts: 428	I hear Antarctica has some great banking. Pay your taxes!

08-14-2003, 07:21 PM	#19
doober Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: in yoOoo kitchen Posts: 6,984	Hey webby I was chatting with Lorna on ICQ today about those banks mentioned in that thread about incorporating in GIB. I have done some research and have a few ideas of how to proceed but I also have a few small questions that my accountant cant seem to answer just yet. Im not in the office right now but I was wondering if you could maybe you had some time tommorow you could hit me up on icq. Ive read and read that thread so many times & it was extremely helpfull btw & I really appreciate you being so forward with the information. thanks doober 69689194

08-14-2003, 07:29 PM	#20
Webby Too lazy to set a custom title Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: Far far away - as possible Posts: 14,956	doober: Hi doober.. yep, no problem! Will ICQ you tomorrow!

08-14-2003, 10:54 PM	#21
Mrdredd So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Palm Beach, FLA Posts: 128	http://www.1offshorebanksource.com/ I have had them on my list for a long time

08-15-2003, 12:32 AM	#23
Mrdredd So Fucking Banned Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Palm Beach, FLA Posts: 128	how much if any information will http://private.bankcrozier.com/ devulge to say, the FBI? Do they offer anonymous debit cards? Will they help in keeping your information and records completely confidential? and for all the people telling me to pay my taxes... I am not doing this to avoid paying taxes.

08-15-2003, 05:42 AM	#26
IMP^or^SNiTL.e A/S/L .. I don't names. Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 1,177	paypal