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Lane 08-13-2003 10:09 AM

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Originally posted by KRL


We live in a fucked up world where everything has to eat something else to stay alive unfortunately.

how does that make the world 'fucked up'? lol, arent you a little oversensitive?
so what are you a vegeterian? and it is ok to eat plants since they dont feel pain when they're killed?

imJason 08-13-2003 10:09 AM

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Originally posted by SleazyDream
there's a difference between cruel and tasty
nice,

is it cruel, that I only like the tails, and dont care for the rest of them,

are they insulted?

Sly_RJ 08-13-2003 10:10 AM

Killing animals for any reason is cruel. I've petitioned to my Senators and Representatives several times about creating a bill to halt the EXECUTION of animals. No luck yet.

Anyone interested in helping me? I have templates ready...

rooster 08-13-2003 10:13 AM

another way is to put them in a pot of booze and let them get drunk first to dull the pain.

CDSmith 08-13-2003 10:17 AM

Put some of you crybabies in a time machine and send you back to the stone age and see how you survive. You'd soon realize that plants and animals are part of nature, and are there for the survival of all species. Take deer for example. People nowadays say "we don't need to hunt deer, we have plenty of meat in supermarkets! Why do we need to hunt the poor deer? Leave them alone!!!"

So we leave them alone.

Then, in a few years, when people are hitting deer left and right on the highways causing our family members to be killed or maimed etc, those same fucktoids cry out "Those damned deer!! We need to DO something about them!!



Stop crying over stupid shit like basic human existance and common sense. People have been catching and cooking lobster for thousands of years. Thousands of years. That figure again was thousands.
Of years.

sperbonzo 08-13-2003 10:17 AM

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Killing animals for any reason is cruel. I've petitioned to my Senators and Representatives several times about creating a bill to halt the EXECUTION of animals. No luck yet.

It's going to tough trying to arrest everything from Robins and sparrows, tunas, eels, dragonflies, cats, whales, etc, etc, etc....

crockett 08-13-2003 10:29 AM

yumm yumm

KRL 08-13-2003 10:33 AM

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Originally posted by Lane


how does that make the world 'fucked up'? lol, arent you a little oversensitive?
so what are you a vegeterian? and it is ok to eat plants since they dont feel pain when they're killed?

That's my point Lane. No matter what you eat, something has to die and suffer for you to live.

I'm sure thousands of years from now everything we consume to sustain ourselves will be synthetic since the earth won't be able to support that many people the way we do it now by killing billions of animals.

I'm a vegetarian as much as possible. I do eat meat on a limited basis since I found all veggie was not great for your health. Like Fletch posted though it is totally gross when you think about what you're really putting in your mouth.

baddog 08-13-2003 11:34 AM

I usually put them in my garage, with the door closed and the engines of my bikes and car running for about an hour, or take them out to the desert and give them a 15 minute head start and hunt them down with my .22

SykkBoy 08-13-2003 12:10 PM

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Originally posted by Tipsy


I've not tried killing someone to eat them. How did they taste?

quite tasty with some drawn butter and fun to eat with one of those little white bibs with the picture of the man from the traffic signal on them.....

StacyCat 08-13-2003 12:13 PM

How is killing a lobster any different than killing cows or turkey?

Turkeys, they string upside down, run them through electric salt water to stun them, then cut their heads off.

Cows get almost the same treatment, but they are hit with a stun gun before getting shot.

Would you really eat most meat if you had to kill it yourself?

freeadultcontent 08-13-2003 12:22 PM

They are basicly Ocean roaches, now do any of you get all touchy feely about how to humanly kill a roach?

SykkBoy 08-13-2003 12:23 PM

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Originally posted by StacyCat
How is killing a lobster any different than killing cows or turkey?

Turkeys, they string upside down, run them through electric salt water to stun them, then cut their heads off.

Cows get almost the same treatment, but they are hit with a stun gun before getting shot.

Would you really eat most meat if you had to kill it yourself?

I grew up on a farm in a hunting community, 99% of the meat we ate was self butchered.

So, myself personally, I don't have a problem with killing it before I grill it.

My bigger concern is buying meat from a store now, you have to be very careful because butchers can get careless and use dirty saw blades, meatgrinders, prep tables, etc.

With our self-butchered meat, it was nothing to eat raw hamburger on top of crackers or potato chips, but you just can't do that with store bought hamburger as you can't trust that the meat was handled properly.

CDSmith 08-13-2003 12:30 PM

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Originally posted by freeadultcontent
They are basicly Ocean roaches, now do any of you get all touchy feely about how to humanly kill a roach?
HA HA HA!!!!


lol @ 'ocean roaches' :1orglaugh




"yes, I'll have the steak & char-broiled ocean roach, and the lady will have the linguini with clam sauce"

Strife 08-13-2003 12:34 PM

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Originally posted by freeadultcontent
They are basicly Ocean roaches, now do any of you get all touchy feely about how to humanly kill a roach?

that's a stretch... :1orglaugh

freeadultcontent 08-13-2003 12:34 PM

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Originally posted by CDSmith
HA HA HA!!!!


lol @ 'ocean roaches' :1orglaugh




"yes, I'll have the steak & char-broiled ocean roach, and the lady will have the linguini with clam sauce"

Cmon dont tell me they aint related :winkwink:

johnie712 08-13-2003 12:40 PM

I attempted to boil a live lobster once... got him close to the water started to lower him in.. his tail went fuckin' nuts when he hit the water.... splashed boiling water all over myself, lobster got free... and backed himself behind my refridgerator!!

what a fuckin' nightmare...


then I couldn't even eat the fucker after I cooked him!!!

there was lobster poop all over the place... AAACK!!! :1orglaugh

sperbonzo 08-13-2003 12:49 PM

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They are basicly Ocean roaches, now do any of you get all touchy feely about how to humanly kill a roach?
Here in Miami it is now Lobster season, you can take your boat out offshore in about 10 to 15 feet of water around rocks and reefs and snorkle for them. All they do is crawl around on the bottom and eat trash, and rotting things, and they tend to hide from the daylight.

Everybody around here calls them "bugs"

freeadultcontent 08-13-2003 12:50 PM

In AU they also have another crustation they call bugs.

Face it people they are what I said they are, like it or not :winkwink:

freeadultcontent 08-13-2003 12:51 PM

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Originally posted by sperbonzo


Here in Miami it is now Lobster season, you can take your boat out offshore in about 10 to 15 feet of water around rocks and reefs and snorkle for them. All they do is crawl around on the bottom and eat trash, and rotting things, and they tend to hide from the daylight.

Everybody around here calls them "bugs"

Ok, what would it take to get you to snorkle for a few of em, and send em fed-ex to CA? :winkwink:

sperbonzo 08-13-2003 12:54 PM

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Ok, what would it take to get you to snorkle for a few of em, and send em fed-ex to CA?

Would Fedex Ship live lobsters? I can grab half a dozen on a Saturday Morning. The license for a day is just $12 and you can take 6 per person, or up to 24 per boat.

sperbonzo 08-13-2003 12:55 PM

Maybe I should send some to fappeddotcom.... he seems hungry!

freeadultcontent 08-13-2003 12:56 PM

Fuck freeze em, and dry ice send em. I do not need them live.
So you can get 6 per day, and if you freeze them you could do a few days. lemme know your rate minus shipping. I am serious.

CDSmith 08-13-2003 01:41 PM

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Originally posted by johnie712
I attempted to boil a live lobster once... got him close to the water started to lower him in.. his tail went fuckin' nuts when he hit the water.... splashed boiling water all over myself, lobster got free... and backed himself behind my refridgerator!!

what a fuckin' nightmare...


then I couldn't even eat the fucker after I cooked him!!!

there was lobster poop all over the place... AAACK!!! :1orglaugh

Hilarious.

Next time use tongs. Big tongs. LONNNNNG tongs. Grab that sucker and don't just drop him in the boiling water, PUT him down IN the boiling water, and hold him with the tongs until he stops squirming and starts cooking.


Damn ocean roaches, afraid of a little hot tub action.:1orglaugh

Sly_RJ 08-13-2003 01:45 PM

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Originally posted by StacyCat


Would you really eat most meat if you had to kill it yourself?

I'd RATHER eat meat that I've killed than meat some $7 an hour guy killed and cleaned.

sperbonzo 08-13-2003 03:00 PM

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Fuck freeze em, and dry ice send em. I do not need them live.
I actually don't spend every day snorkeling for lobsters in Miami...It would sound good to say that though, wouldn't it?

:Graucho

Anyway, I would be glad to send you some the next time I go out. Find out for me what is involved in all this "freeze and dry ice and ship them" crap and I just send 'em to ya.


Send me an email [email protected]

Lane 08-13-2003 03:03 PM

its ok to kill and eat animals:

http://go.stileproject.com/?v=kitty.mpg

dnsmonster 08-13-2003 03:04 PM

If God didn't want us to eat animals he wouldn't have made them so tasty!

subsubbo 08-13-2003 03:18 PM

If anyone is actually remotely interested in going veggie or vegan(I doubt it from reading most of these replies) then maybe this will put you over the top :

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Check out http://goveg.com for tons of info.

Lane 08-13-2003 03:29 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by subsubbo
If anyone is actually remotely interested in going veggie or vegan(I doubt it from reading most of these replies) then maybe this will put you over the top :

http://www.petatv.com/tvpopup/Prefs.asp?video=mym2002

Check out http://goveg.com for tons of info.

mmmm, meat!

DarkJedi 04-13-2004 12:28 AM

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Originally posted by freeadultcontent
They are basicly Ocean roaches, now do any of you get all touchy feely about how to humanly kill a roach?
Why Ocean Roaches ?

Babagirls 04-13-2004 12:31 AM

i love lobster, but i could never pick them out of the tank at Red Lobster....

its like choosing a cow for a hamburger :2 cents:

baddog 04-13-2004 12:53 AM

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Originally posted by Babagirls
i love lobster, but i could never pick them out of the tank at Red Lobster....

its like choosing a cow for a hamburger :2 cents:

that would be huge hamburger

imafuckingaussie 04-13-2004 12:57 AM

Fuck it's definitely cruel, but human beings are generally pretty fucking cruel to animals. Of course they taste fucking great, but it would be good if they were killed instantly instead of slowly and painfully. Same as when people are fishing and they let those fuckers slowly die from no air, just bash em in the head first.

Good karma, dont want to come back as a fucking lobster.

ztik 04-13-2004 12:59 AM

His wife is prego right now for the 2nd time. Expecting 50 or so young this time (if she doesn't eat them all)
http://www.ztcash.com/stuff/MVC-280S.JPG :)

Danny Dukes 04-13-2004 02:15 AM

Damn it's 2 in the morning here and I have a fat ass Rib Eye Steak in the Refrigerator...looks like im eating!:thumbsup

baddog 04-13-2004 02:19 AM

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Originally posted by imafuckingaussie
Same as when people are fishing and they let those fuckers slowly die from no air, just bash em in the head first.


In Germany you have to do that

frank7799 04-13-2004 04:18 AM

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Originally posted by eiht_98
damn pussies......you bitch for a lobster...what about 1000000 of people dying every day....you don't bitch about them...
Cut them in a half and before boiling them alive. They will taste better then.

frank7799 04-13-2004 04:19 AM

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Originally posted by baddog


In Germany you have to do that

How do you know that?

xxxoutsourcing 04-13-2004 05:13 AM

I love seafood.....
it's gotta be as fresh as ya can get it.


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