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TheGoldenChild · 08-11-2003, 11:39 AM

QUESTION: Over a generation ago, in 1923, who was:

1. President of the largest steel company?
2. President of the largest gas company?
3. President of the New York Stock Exchange?
4. Greatest wheat speculator?
5. President of the Bank of International Settlement?
6. Great Bear of Wall Street?

These men were considered some of the world's most successful of
their day. Now, 80 years later, the history book asks us, if we know

The answer:
1. The president of the largest steel company,
Charles Schwab, died a pauper.
2. The president of the largest gas company, Edward Hopson, went insane.
3. The president of the NYSE, Richard Whitney, was released from prison
to die at home.
4. The greatest wheat speculator, Arthur Cooger, died abroad, penniless.
5. The president of the Bank of International Settlement, shot himself.
6. The Great Bear of Wall Street, Cosabee Livermore, also committed
suicide.
However, in that same year, 1923, the PGA Champion and the winner of the
most important golf tournament, the US Open, was Gene Sarazen.

What became of him?
He played golf until he was 92, died in 1999 at the age of 95.
He was financially secure at the time of his death.

THE MORAL:
Screw work. Play golf. You'll live longer and be better off in the end.

LeeNoga · 08-11-2003, 11:42 AM

I will only play golf on those holes with NO water hazard, those holes with hazards I want to fish!

Damn boat has been out of the water since Jul1, busted gears and I am going crazy.

wargames · 08-11-2003, 11:43 AM

drunk golfing

LeeNoga · 08-11-2003, 11:45 AM

drunk fishing!

12clicks · 08-11-2003, 11:48 AM

If Gene Sarazen had my game he'd have blown his fucking brains out.

Pornwolf · 08-11-2003, 11:52 AM

For some reason my nickname changes to 'Bogey' to the guys in my usual foursome in LA. Maybe they are fans of old movies or something?

TheGoldenChild · 08-11-2003, 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by 12clicks
If Gene Sarazen had my game he'd have blown his fucking brains out.

LOL

My game has been unusually good the last few weeks.

PornDaddy · 08-11-2003, 12:22 PM

jenny and I were playing golf the other day.
Somewher between the first and second hole
she got stung by a bee.

I told her to shorten her stance a bit

SykkBoy · 08-11-2003, 12:42 PM

ah yes golf...or the game I call "fucking shit goddmn fuck"

08-11-2003, 11:39 AM	#1
TheGoldenChild Confirmed User Join Date: May 2002 Location: Pacific Palisades Posts: 6,940	Golf ANYONE? QUESTION: Over a generation ago, in 1923, who was: 1. President of the largest steel company? 2. President of the largest gas company? 3. President of the New York Stock Exchange? 4. Greatest wheat speculator? 5. President of the Bank of International Settlement? 6. Great Bear of Wall Street? These men were considered some of the world's most successful of their day. Now, 80 years later, the history book asks us, if we know The answer: 1. The president of the largest steel company, Charles Schwab, died a pauper. 2. The president of the largest gas company, Edward Hopson, went insane. 3. The president of the NYSE, Richard Whitney, was released from prison to die at home. 4. The greatest wheat speculator, Arthur Cooger, died abroad, penniless. 5. The president of the Bank of International Settlement, shot himself. 6. The Great Bear of Wall Street, Cosabee Livermore, also committed suicide. However, in that same year, 1923, the PGA Champion and the winner of the most important golf tournament, the US Open, was Gene Sarazen. What became of him? He played golf until he was 92, died in 1999 at the age of 95. He was financially secure at the time of his death. THE MORAL: Screw work. Play golf. You'll live longer and be better off in the end. __________________

08-11-2003, 11:43 AM	#3
wargames Kliris Join Date: May 2003 Location: ca Posts: 10,423	drunk golfing __________________ ICQ 212-115-582 Email Steve at Vas Media Group .com

08-11-2003, 11:48 AM	#5
12clicks Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: God's right hand Posts: 19,789	If Gene Sarazen had my game he'd have blown his fucking brains out. __________________ I'm not a dinosaur, I'm a crocodile. I've seen dinosaurs come and go and I'm left unimpressed.

08-11-2003, 11:52 AM	#6
Pornwolf Drunk and Unruly Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: Hollywood Posts: 22,712	For some reason my nickname changes to 'Bogey' to the guys in my usual foursome in LA. Maybe they are fans of old movies or something? __________________ I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade... Webair, bitches.

08-11-2003, 12:42 PM	#9
SykkBoy Jesus loves bacon Industry Role: Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: Sin City, Motherfucker Posts: 19,969	ah yes golf...or the game I call "fucking shit goddmn fuck" __________________ Support my new movie “The Second Coming”

08-11-2003, 11:42 AM	#2
LeeNoga Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Egg & Sperm Mutation Posts: 3,043	I will only play golf on those holes with NO water hazard, those holes with hazards I want to fish! Damn boat has been out of the water since Jul1, busted gears and I am going crazy.

08-11-2003, 11:45 AM	#4
LeeNoga Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Egg & Sperm Mutation Posts: 3,043	drunk fishing!

08-11-2003, 12:22 PM	#8
PornDaddy Confirmed User Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: Florida Posts: 354	jenny and I were playing golf the other day. Somewher between the first and second hole she got stung by a bee. I told her to shorten her stance a bit