Golf ANYONE?
 

QUESTION: Over a generation ago, in 1923, who was:

1. President of the largest steel company?
2. President of the largest gas company?
3. President of the New York Stock Exchange?
4. Greatest wheat speculator?
5. President of the Bank of International Settlement?
6. Great Bear of Wall Street?

These men were considered some of the world's most successful of
their day. Now, 80 years later, the history book asks us, if we know

The answer:
1. The president of the largest steel company,
Charles Schwab, died a pauper.
2. The president of the largest gas company, Edward Hopson, went insane.
3. The president of the NYSE, Richard Whitney, was released from prison
to die at home.
4. The greatest wheat speculator, Arthur Cooger, died abroad, penniless.
5. The president of the Bank of International Settlement, shot himself.
6. The Great Bear of Wall Street, Cosabee Livermore, also committed
suicide.
However, in that same year, 1923, the PGA Champion and the winner of the
most important golf tournament, the US Open, was Gene Sarazen.

What became of him?
He played golf until he was 92, died in 1999 at the age of 95.
He was financially secure at the time of his death.

THE MORAL:
Screw work. Play golf. You'll live longer and be better off in the end.

I will only play golf on those holes with NO water hazard, those holes with hazards I want to fish!

Damn boat has been out of the water since Jul1, busted gears and I am going crazy.

drunk golfing :thumbsup

drunk fishing! :thumbsup

If Gene Sarazen had my game he'd have blown his fucking brains out.

For some reason my nickname changes to 'Bogey' to the guys in my usual foursome in LA. Maybe they are fans of old movies or something?:Oh crap

LOL

My game has been unusually good the last few weeks.

jenny and I were playing golf the other day.
Somewher between the first and second hole
she got stung by a bee.

I told her to shorten her stance a bit :Graucho

ah yes golf...or the game I call "fucking shit goddmn fuck"