Strange Strange Sex Laws. Get drunk and get a laugh - GoFuckYourself.com

junction · 08-11-2003, 02:48 AM

In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense)

In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but Is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This Also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick??)

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Wonder which head?)

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a minute. Is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!)

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in Tropical fish stores. (But of course!)

In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. (Makes one shudder at the thought)

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)

In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines, with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises." (Is this a great country or what? ... But not as great as Guam!)

Johny Traffic · 08-11-2003, 02:50 AM

Ha, thanks really made me laugh this morning

Kapitan Ivanov · 08-11-2003, 02:52 AM

Ahhh... the influence of wierd people

Sarah_Jayne · 08-11-2003, 05:51 AM

i always want to know the stories behind laws like those became law. Like the tropical fish shop, there had to be a case connected to that.

fiveyes · 08-11-2003, 06:03 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sarah_webinc
i always want to know the stories behind laws like those became law. Like the tropical fish shop, there had to be a case connected to that.

Probably had something to do with those guppies in the window...

skillfull · 08-11-2003, 06:18 AM

funny thread !

Sarah_Jayne · 08-11-2003, 07:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by fiveyes

Probably had something to do with those guppies in the window...

how much are those guppies in the windows?

Gutterboy · 08-11-2003, 07:34 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by junction
In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense)

makes sense to me

fiveyes · 08-11-2003, 07:36 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by sarah_webinc

how much are those guppies in the windows?

splash! splash!

08-11-2003, 02:48 AM	#1
junction Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Midwest Posts: 2,411	Strange Strange Sex Laws. Get drunk and get a laugh In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense) In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but Is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror. Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This Also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick??) The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Wonder which head?) There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a minute. Is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?) In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!) Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in Tropical fish stores. (But of course!) In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. (Makes one shudder at the thought) In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?) In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines, with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises." (Is this a great country or what? ... But not as great as Guam!)

08-11-2003, 02:50 AM	#2
Johny Traffic Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 5,461	Ha, thanks really made me laugh this morning __________________ hosted flv's, hosted galleries, morphing rss feeds, free content, free sites, hosted blog

08-11-2003, 02:52 AM	#3
Kapitan Ivanov Confirmed User Join Date: May 2003 Location: Thank you for posting! You will now be taken to your post. If the administrator has selected to moderate all posts in this forum, you will be taken back to the forum and your post will be displayed presently. If you opted to post a poll, you will now Posts: 1,000	Ahhh... the influence of wierd people __________________ Ivanov:Never posting again. (666)

08-11-2003, 06:18 AM	#6
skillfull Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: Quebec Calisse Posts: 4,716	funny thread ! __________________ mind at underdark dot cc SEO Analyst Thunder-Ball.net - Member

08-11-2003, 05:51 AM	#4
Sarah_Jayne Now with more Jayne Industry Role: Join Date: Dec 2002 Location: Los Angeles Posts: 40,077	i always want to know the stories behind laws like those became law. Like the tropical fish shop, there had to be a case connected to that.