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junction 08-11-2003 02:48 AM

Strange Strange Sex Laws. Get drunk and get a laugh
 
In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense)

In Bahrain, a male doctor may legally examine a woman's genitals, but Is prohibited from looking directly at them during the examination. He may only see their reflection in a mirror.

Muslims are banned from looking at the genitals of a corpse. This Also applies to undertakers. The sex organs of the deceased must be covered with a brick or piece of wood at all times. (A brick??)

The penalty for masturbation in Indonesia is decapitation. (Wonder which head?)

There are men in Guam whose full-time job is to travel the countryside and deflower young virgins, who pay them for the privilege of having sex for the first time... Reason: under Guam law, it is expressly forbidden for virgins to marry. (Let's just think for a minute. Is there any job anywhere else in the world that even comes close to this?)

In Hong Kong, a betrayed wife is legally allowed to kill her adulterous husband, but may only do so with her bare hands. The husband's lover, on the other hand, may be killed in any manner desired. (Ah! Justice!)

Topless saleswomen are legal in Liverpool, England - but only in Tropical fish stores. (But of course!)

In Cali, Colombia, a woman may only have sex with her husband, and the first time this happens, her mother must be in the room to witness the act. (Makes one shudder at the thought)

In Santa Cruz, Bolivia, it is illegal for a man to have sex with a woman and her daughter at the same time. (I presume this was a big enough problem that they had to pass this law?)

In Maryland, it is illegal to sell condoms from vending machines, with one exception: prophylactics may be dispensed from a vending machine only "in places where alcoholic beverages are sold for consumption on the premises." (Is this a great country or what? ... But not as great as Guam!):thumbsup

Johny Traffic 08-11-2003 02:50 AM

Ha, thanks really made me laugh this morning

Kapitan Ivanov 08-11-2003 02:52 AM

Ahhh... the influence of wierd people :thumbsup

Sarah_Jayne 08-11-2003 05:51 AM

i always want to know the stories behind laws like those became law. Like the tropical fish shop, there had to be a case connected to that.

fiveyes 08-11-2003 06:03 AM

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Originally posted by sarah_webinc
i always want to know the stories behind laws like those became law. Like the tropical fish shop, there had to be a case connected to that.
Probably had something to do with those guppies in the window...

skillfull 08-11-2003 06:18 AM

funny thread !

Sarah_Jayne 08-11-2003 07:33 AM

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Originally posted by fiveyes

Probably had something to do with those guppies in the window...

how much are those guppies in the windows?

Gutterboy 08-11-2003 07:34 AM

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Originally posted by junction
In Lebanon, men are legally allowed to have sex with animals, but the animals must be female. Having sexual relations with a male animal is punishable by death. (Like THAT makes sense)
makes sense to me

fiveyes 08-11-2003 07:36 AM

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Originally posted by sarah_webinc


how much are those guppies in the windows?

splash! splash!


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