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MattO · 08-10-2003, 11:44 PM

what's the sickest shit you ever seen in person?

I wanna make my wife happy with lots of tales of craziness so lay it on... fuckers

brizzad · 08-10-2003, 11:45 PM

I saw burt reynolds at MGM studios once

High Quality · 08-10-2003, 11:45 PM

I once met your mom...

Spunky · 08-10-2003, 11:46 PM

Have a threesome with tub girl

MattO · 08-10-2003, 11:47 PM

did you get tub girl to plug her leak?

nosey · 08-10-2003, 11:47 PM

MattO · 08-10-2003, 11:48 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by High Quality
I once met your mom...

if my mom were dead I'd make a sad comment about that shit but she ain't and I suppose you're probably on topic with the remark

MattO · 08-10-2003, 11:52 PM

SO I'll tell a tale before I go to bed

once there was a wreck on the bridge from St. Pete to Tampa

and traffic was backed up

and the cops and ambulance guys were running down the aisle of cars asking if someone spoke greek

the guy in my car said "yea"

he was full of shit and crazy and the cops asked us to follow him up to the accident

we got up there and there was a dude from Greece laying with his brains all falling out of the top of his head talking Greek and the cops looked towards my friend to translate

right when my friend was freaking out and going to tell the cops he didn't know greek for real, the guy in the wreck heaved up and coughed and the rest of his brains blew out of the top of his open skull and he died

I still have guilty nightmares about that shit

SykkBoy · 08-11-2003, 01:16 AM

I used to work in a morgue...where would you like me to start?

media · 08-11-2003, 01:19 AM

Saw a lady get hit by a train.. she basicly exploded...

Media

Morgan · 08-11-2003, 01:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by brizzad
I saw burt reynolds at MGM studios once

I saw david hasselhoff there... that was nutz.

stocktrader23 · 08-11-2003, 01:57 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by brizzad
I saw burt reynolds at MGM studios once

Ole Burt used to do porn eh?

eiht_98 · 08-11-2003, 05:13 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by MattO
SO I'll tell a tale before I go to bed

once there was a wreck on the bridge from St. Pete to Tampa

and traffic was backed up

and the cops and ambulance guys were running down the aisle of cars asking if someone spoke greek

the guy in my car said "yea"

he was full of shit and crazy and the cops asked us to follow him up to the accident

we got up there and there was a dude from Greece laying with his brains all falling out of the top of his head talking Greek and the cops looked towards my friend to translate

right when my friend was freaking out and going to tell the cops he didn't know greek for real, the guy in the wreck heaved up and coughed and the rest of his brains blew out of the top of his open skull and he died

I still have guilty nightmares about that shit

oh fuck

08-10-2003, 11:44 PM	#1
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08-10-2003, 11:52 PM	#8
MattO The O is for Oohhh Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: AUSTIN TEJAS Posts: 10,861	SO I'll tell a tale before I go to bed once there was a wreck on the bridge from St. Pete to Tampa and traffic was backed up and the cops and ambulance guys were running down the aisle of cars asking if someone spoke greek the guy in my car said "yea" he was full of shit and crazy and the cops asked us to follow him up to the accident we got up there and there was a dude from Greece laying with his brains all falling out of the top of his head talking Greek and the cops looked towards my friend to translate right when my friend was freaking out and going to tell the cops he didn't know greek for real, the guy in the wreck heaved up and coughed and the rest of his brains blew out of the top of his open skull and he died I still have guilty nightmares about that shit

08-11-2003, 01:19 AM	#10
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