Sick Shit
 

what's the sickest shit you ever seen in person?


I wanna make my wife happy with lots of tales of craziness so lay it on... fuckers

I saw burt reynolds at MGM studios once

I once met your mom...

Have a threesome with tub girl :glugglug

did you get tub girl to plug her leak?

:helpme

if my mom were dead I'd make a sad comment about that shit but she ain't and I suppose you're probably on topic with the remark

SO I'll tell a tale before I go to bed


once there was a wreck on the bridge from St. Pete to Tampa

and traffic was backed up

and the cops and ambulance guys were running down the aisle of cars asking if someone spoke greek

the guy in my car said "yea"

he was full of shit and crazy and the cops asked us to follow him up to the accident

we got up there and there was a dude from Greece laying with his brains all falling out of the top of his head talking Greek and the cops looked towards my friend to translate

right when my friend was freaking out and going to tell the cops he didn't know greek for real, the guy in the wreck heaved up and coughed and the rest of his brains blew out of the top of his open skull and he died

I still have guilty nightmares about that shit

I used to work in a morgue...where would you like me to start?

Saw a lady get hit by a train.. she basicly exploded...

Media

I saw david hasselhoff there... that was nutz.

Ole Burt used to do porn eh?

oh fuck