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08-08-2003, 08:02 AM

150 assholish Shemps

Corleone · 08-08-2003, 08:05 AM

shemp is cool

chowda · 08-08-2003, 08:06 AM

shemp spelt backwards is shut the fuck up.

the Shemp · 08-08-2003, 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by toodamnfli
dont fuck with my dad

Thanks son

scoreman · 08-08-2003, 11:04 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by haretz
fuck you all - shemp suckers

Back under the bridge for you Troll.

Weasel · 08-08-2003, 01:31 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by haretz
I've been looking around and every time shemp post something is to make fun of somebody, he never help or writte more tahn 2 lines///// I dunno but dont like the shmp fuck him

Shemp never list my galleries. I send 3 every day for over 2 yrs

Tipsy · 08-08-2003, 01:35 PM

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Originally posted by Weasel

Shemp never list my galleries. I send 3 every day for over 2 yrs

Stop being so dumb and do a little research and you will see exactly why that is.

WicKed NinJas · 08-08-2003, 01:46 PM

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Originally posted by jas1552
Shemp is cool. I like Curly better, but shemp is 1000 times better than that homo Joe.

I agree 420%

PornoDoggy · 08-08-2003, 02:12 PM

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Originally posted by doggiestyle_ec
fuck you, you russian scumbag cheating fuck.

shemp is a great guy.

I don't know why the fuck this thread is so long ... doggiesyle summed it up pretty well.

Orgasmics · 08-08-2003, 02:48 PM

haretz, you have alot to learn... unfortunate for you though, it seems you're at full capacity.

alexg · 08-08-2003, 02:58 PM

Shemp is a great guy! He set me up with a partner account and sends me some of his quality traffic... Besides that, he definitely helps people...I know he helped me more than once.
If he doesn't post a lot, than it's because he, unlike you works!!!

And finally, even if you don't like Shemp, if you had more brains than the average Blacks On Blondes blonde, you would know that starting a thread like that will not do good to you!

now eat this:

Jarmusch · 08-08-2003, 03:03 PM

Shemp rules! He gave me a gold account

the Shemp · 08-08-2003, 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by PornoDoggy

I don't know why the fuck this thread is so long ... doggiesyle summed it up pretty well.

I think its because i keep bumping it

Tipsy · 08-08-2003, 03:53 PM

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Originally posted by the Shemp

I think its because i keep bumping it

...and of course the guy is/was fun to play with. Seems he's gone now though.

the Shemp · 08-08-2003, 04:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Tipsy

...and of course the guy is/was fun to play with. Seems he's gone now though.

ya Tipsy, it appears he's a hit and run poster. its too bad, i wanted to put him on my Xmas list this year. we're giving out canned hams.

blazx · 08-08-2003, 04:17 PM

haretz,
i am french and

you r an idiot

Toker · 08-09-2003, 10:29 AM

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Originally posted by haretz
I've been looking around and every time shemp post something is to make fun of somebody, he never help or writte more tahn 2 lines///// I dunno but dont like the shmp fuck him

They must not teach people how to read in Austin Texas, I've never seen Shemp say anything bad about anyone?
Maybe you should quit chewing the cactus....

Fletch XXX · 08-09-2003, 10:39 AM

Austin ain't bad, had fuck loads of fun there.

San Marcos river rafting rules.

Marcin · 08-10-2003, 02:31 PM

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Originally posted by haretz
thats what you all shemp fucker do, kiss his has just becasue he has a big tgp. bunch of loosers

I?m not kissing Shemp ass because it?s not necessary (I do this with The Hun, but looks like he don?t like ass kissing ;)). It's BS. Shemp is very nice and helpful person to all newbies and oldtimers. If everyone was like him this biz was a lot easer for me. He respond my mails when I ask him some time ago about partner account. He gives me partner account and he doesn?t say: ?you are from Poland I think you want cheat me?. After few months with Shemp I collected partner accounts to most big TGP?s. Right now I can live only from gallery making. I?m buying content, pay for host and still I have nice cash left. Shemp was first person who believe in my honesty. Thank you very much Shemp. Ignore this person. He is nobody.

Fluid of Fuck Me · 08-10-2003, 03:29 PM

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Originally posted by haretz
lol My dad owne 2 mcdonalds franchiese...if you want work drop me a line

Point of fact. Mc Donalds has strict rules about who it gives franchises to. No single person can own more then one location at a time. So either he owned a bit of stock in a company that invested in locations or you're completely full of shit.

I'm betting the later.

Kimmykim · 08-10-2003, 03:32 PM

Why is this thread still going?

Shemp is one of the best people I know.

CDSmith · 08-10-2003, 05:50 PM

I still say Shemp is Eric Clapton's more stylish lookalike half-brother.

Tipsy · 08-10-2003, 05:57 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Fluid of Fuck Me

Point of fact. Mc Donalds has strict rules about who it gives franchises to. No single person can own more then one location at a time. So either he owned a bit of stock in a company that invested in locations or you're completely full of shit.

I'm betting the later.

Not always true. We have a guy locally that now owns three McD's (all of them crap even for McD's). But then that could just be because it's non-US.

LadyMischief · 08-10-2003, 06:04 PM

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Originally posted by Tipsy

Not always true. We have a guy locally that now owns three McD's (all of them crap even for McD's). But then that could just be because it's non-US.

Actually that's generally true for the most part... It's actually the same with Tim Horton's. I know this because our local Tim Hortons was run by some guy, and apparently it got SO many complaints and was SUCH a shitty Timmy's, the head office came in and took over and removed him from the Franchise.. considering what he paid to OWN it in the first place, I'm sure he was unhappy.

the Shemp · 08-10-2003, 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
I still say Shemp is Eric Clapton's more stylish lookalike half-brother.

ya, i dress better

digifan · 08-10-2003, 08:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by the Shemp

ya, i dress better

dougeetx · 08-10-2003, 10:51 PM

He's not half as big an asshole as Fletch XXX!

haretz · 08-11-2003, 04:55 PM

WTF IS THIS ????????????

baddog · 08-11-2003, 11:16 PM

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Originally posted by haretz
WTF IS THIS ????????????

well, if I am not mistaken, it is a gathering of webmasters, primarily established ones, telling you what a dumbshit you are.

You will go far in this business I am sure.

Hey, did you ever have a winner for that $19.95 contest you were running?

Steve · 08-12-2003, 12:10 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by the Shemp
I dunno but dont like the haretz fuck him

wow, I never saw Shemp so upset before!

Toker · 08-12-2003, 12:25 AM

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Originally posted by Kanoealoha
I think that haretz is jealous....

Shemp can hug and kiss Nina in a heartbeat, while Mr. Man can only dream about such an encounter...

So we actually should feel sorry for the lil' fucker

He does have a cute girlfriend, I'd hit it if I ever got to Austin Texas where he's at!
He's just someone who crossed the river when it was low!

Toker · 08-12-2003, 12:36 AM

Here's what HARETZ looks like!

http://www.newbiewebmasters.com/show...ghlight=HARETZ

the Shemp · 08-12-2003, 02:22 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Steve

wow, I never saw Shemp so upset before!

advertiser · 08-12-2003, 04:20 AM

When I grow up I want to be just like Shemp.
Cool ,wise and a babe magnet.
If he ever comes to Australia I will buy him a beer.

haretz · 08-12-2003, 08:30 AM

I dont think you can hit mi GF fuckingg bastard I bet you are ugly and fat

Ohhhh shit other shemp sucker!!! there are everywhere, now in australia OMG!!!! BUNCH OF LOOSERS

haretz · 08-12-2003, 08:32 AM

BADOG, HOW ABOUT YOU??? IS YOUR DESIGN SAME SHIT????? OR YOU TAKE SOME OF THE 1 MILLION CONTEST AND USE $2K FOR A DESENT DESIGN???

YOPUR SITE IS CRAP DUDE!

Beastiepoo · 08-12-2003, 08:39 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by haretz
BADOG, HOW ABOUT YOU??? IS YOUR DESIGN SAME SHIT????? OR YOU TAKE SOME OF THE 1 MILLION CONTEST AND USE $2K FOR A DESENT DESIGN???

YOPUR SITE IS CRAP DUDE!

Good grief dude, chill out. We've beaten you down already, are you sure you can take more assfucking? I can always stroll over to that other board and get MORE posts of you being an idiot newbie.

Shemp, you personify your coolness by not letting this asshole get under your skin. Love ya man.

NBDesign · 08-12-2003, 08:50 AM

You must not be looking too hard... Shemp has never said nothing bad to me or anyone in my posts... If there are posts where he did say something not to your liking... maybe those people deserved what was said.

Don't know Shemp personally... but he seems to be very cool...

So, by posting this thread... you too are badmouthing someone and if you do not like that in a person... are you saying you do not like yourself too?

You are making yourself look like a total idiot by posting a negative message about a person posting negative message.

I will now end this post by saying

Groove · 08-12-2003, 08:58 AM

Well I say haretz is a PEDOPHILE

I have no basis for this allegation.

I am merely shit-stiring.

Just like this thread.

hahmike · 08-12-2003, 09:12 AM

agreed, shemp is an ass.

no, wait, he isn't. he appears to be a very nice guy and a lot of people are able to put food on their table, buy toys or take vacations thanks to his FREE listings. including myself.

so

haretz.

CDSmith · 08-12-2003, 09:41 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Groove
Well I say haretz is a PEDOPHILE

Hmm..... no. Judging by the average age-to-mentality quotient of his posts I'd say he is more likely the<i> target </i>of pedophiles. We should really pity him, for he has obviously been violated repeatedly.

On a side note.... damn this coffee is good. <img SRC="http://members.shaw.ca/billy1-99/pics/coffee.gif">

the Shemp · 08-12-2003, 04:11 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Beastiepoo

Shemp, you personify your coolness by not letting this asshole get under your skin. Love ya man.

I don't know this guy and i dont do business with him. He doesnt like my sense of humour and the fact that i rarely type more than two lines.

haretz · 08-14-2003, 04:44 PM

all of the ny energy problem is shemp fault!!! THANK YOU SHEMP!

JoeS · 08-14-2003, 04:47 PM

Hi Shemp!

Lets lock this thread.. every time it gets bumped its like a billboard saying that a really nice guy in the industry is an asshole.

I met Shemp for the first time in Phoenix during a seminar and he was very nice and helpful and down to earth.

Joe Segal

baddog · 08-14-2003, 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by haretz
BADOG, HOW ABOUT YOU??? IS YOUR DESIGN SAME SHIT????? OR YOU TAKE SOME OF THE 1 MILLION CONTEST AND USE $2K FOR A DESENT DESIGN???

YOPUR SITE IS CRAP DUDE!

Do you think I could hire you as a consultant? You seem to be so in tune with what people feel.

the Shemp · 08-14-2003, 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by haretz
all of the ny energy problem is shemp fault!!! THANK YOU SHEMP!

Hey, no amusing posts less than two lines, OK?
thats my area, go away

08-08-2003, 08:06 AM	#153
chowda Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Location: Gooch city Posts: 9,527	shemp spelt backwards is shut the fuck up. __________________ Someone finds you... 2007 PS: Nationalnet is the best host I've ever had. And i tried alot of them.

08-08-2003, 02:58 PM	#161
alexg IL4L.com Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Israel - ICQ: 162136565 Posts: 11,287	Shemp is a great guy! He set me up with a partner account and sends me some of his quality traffic... Besides that, he definitely helps people...I know he helped me more than once. If he doesn't post a lot, than it's because he, unlike you works!!! And finally, even if you don't like Shemp, if you had more brains than the average Blacks On Blondes blonde, you would know that starting a thread like that will not do good to you! now eat this: __________________ Find fuck buddies in your area!

08-09-2003, 10:39 AM	#168
Fletch XXX GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!! Join Date: Jan 2002 Location: that 504 Posts: 60,840	Austin ain't bad, had fuck loads of fun there. San Marcos river rafting rules. __________________ Want an Android App for your tube, membership, or free site? Need banners or promo material? Hit us up (ICQ Fletch: 148841377) or email me fletchxxx at gmail.com - recent work - About me

08-10-2003, 05:50 PM	#172
CDSmith Too lazy to set a custom title Industry Role: Join Date: May 2001 Location: My network is hosted at TECHIEMEDIA.net ...Wait, you meant where am I located at? Oh... okay, I'm in Winnipeg, Canada. Oops. :) Posts: 51,460	I still say Shemp is Eric Clapton's more stylish lookalike half-brother. __________________ *Promote Wildmatch, ImLive, Sexier.com, and more!!* ALWAYS THE HIGHEST PAYOUTS: Big Bux/ImLive SIGNUP ON NOW!!! Put some PUSSYCA$H in your pocket. ICQ me at: 31024634

08-10-2003, 10:51 PM	#177
dougeetx Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2002 Location: Dallas, TX Posts: 6,163	He's not half as big an asshole as Fletch XXX! __________________ Coming Soon! A NEW revolution in black adult social networking!

08-08-2003, 08:02 AM	#151
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08-08-2003, 08:05 AM	#152
Corleone C.R.E.A.M Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2003 Posts: 15,262	shemp is cool

08-08-2003, 02:48 PM	#160
Orgasmics Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Colorado Posts: 1,206	haretz, you have alot to learn... unfortunate for you though, it seems you're at full capacity.

08-08-2003, 03:03 PM	#162
Jarmusch Industry Role: Join Date: May 2003 Posts: 12,464	Shemp rules! He gave me a gold account

08-08-2003, 04:17 PM	#166
blazx Registered User Join Date: Mar 2003 Posts: 6	haretz, i am french and you r an idiot

08-10-2003, 03:32 PM	#171
Kimmykim bitchslapping zebras!!!!! Industry Role: Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: In a shack by the beach Posts: 16,015	Why is this thread still going? Shemp is one of the best people I know.

08-11-2003, 04:55 PM	#178
haretz Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 161	WTF IS THIS ????????????

08-12-2003, 12:36 AM	#182
Toker Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: USA Posts: 891	Here's what HARETZ looks like! http://www.newbiewebmasters.com/show...ghlight=HARETZ __________________ PeaceAlive and kicking

08-12-2003, 04:20 AM	#184
advertiser Confirmed User Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: mensa Posts: 457	When I grow up I want to be just like Shemp. Cool ,wise and a babe magnet. If he ever comes to Australia I will buy him a beer.

08-12-2003, 08:30 AM	#185
haretz Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 161	I dont think you can hit mi GF fuckingg bastard I bet you are ugly and fat Ohhhh shit other shemp sucker!!! there are everywhere, now in australia OMG!!!! BUNCH OF LOOSERS

08-12-2003, 08:32 AM	#186
haretz Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 161	BADOG, HOW ABOUT YOU??? IS YOUR DESIGN SAME SHIT????? OR YOU TAKE SOME OF THE 1 MILLION CONTEST AND USE $2K FOR A DESENT DESIGN??? YOPUR SITE IS CRAP DUDE!

08-12-2003, 08:50 AM	#188
NBDesign Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Location: The other side of Hell Posts: 5,814	You must not be looking too hard... Shemp has never said nothing bad to me or anyone in my posts... If there are posts where he did say something not to your liking... maybe those people deserved what was said. Don't know Shemp personally... but he seems to be very cool... So, by posting this thread... you too are badmouthing someone and if you do not like that in a person... are you saying you do not like yourself too? You are making yourself look like a total idiot by posting a negative message about a person posting negative message. I will now end this post by saying __________________ Use Lensman's program and get the most for your hard earned traffic. Get Heidi for your site Here. Lots of sets to choose from. She makes a great Addition to any site. Grab one Grab All.

08-12-2003, 08:58 AM	#189
Groove Confirmed User Join Date: Jan 2003 Posts: 3,852	Well I say haretz is a PEDOPHILE I have no basis for this allegation. I am merely shit-stiring. Just like this thread. Last edited by Groove; 08-12-2003 at 09:11 AM..

08-12-2003, 09:12 AM	#190
hahmike So Fucking Banned Join Date: May 2002 Posts: 2,488	agreed, shemp is an ass. no, wait, he isn't. he appears to be a very nice guy and a lot of people are able to put food on their table, buy toys or take vacations thanks to his FREE listings. including myself. so haretz.

08-14-2003, 04:44 PM	#193
haretz Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 161	all of the ny energy problem is shemp fault!!! THANK YOU SHEMP!

08-14-2003, 04:47 PM	#194
JoeS Confirmed User Industry Role: Join Date: Aug 2003 Posts: 891	Hi Shemp! Lets lock this thread.. every time it gets bumped its like a billboard saying that a really nice guy in the industry is an asshole. I met Shemp for the first time in Phoenix during a seminar and he was very nice and helpful and down to earth. Joe Segal __________________ Chat App that pays you!, Let's use this chat app that pays us for using it! Why use ICQ or Skype when we could use a chat app (with video & voice) that pay$ you (up to 70%) of all the ad revenue they make! All the best! Joe S.