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08-06-2003, 11:26 AM
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Girlfriends and Porn...
My girlfriend found porn on my computer the other day.
She at first didn't care but now she thinks its me betraying her... or that I'm not satisfied by her. She satisfies me but I still like my porn. What have you folks done in my position? I'm sure several of you porn kings have had to deal with this too at one point or another. |
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08-06-2003, 11:26 AM
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Eat her pussy and tell her you'll never do it again if she bitches one more time.
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08-06-2003, 11:27 AM
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If you love her then set her free. If she loves you she'll return, if not, seek her out and destroy her.
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08-06-2003, 11:27 AM
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pr0's goat screwed me
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she will learn to get use to it
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08-06-2003, 11:27 AM
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Dude, we make and sell porn. You're on the wrong board.
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08-06-2003, 11:27 AM
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my bf got me into this biz lol
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08-06-2003, 11:28 AM
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post her pic
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08-06-2003, 11:29 AM
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Give her a handful of hundreds and tell her to go to the mall.
Works every time. Be careful though, she could easily become your worse "boss" always pushing you to work on your sites even when you don't want to. |
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08-06-2003, 11:32 AM
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I tell her to get off my computer and get back to making galleries on her own.
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08-06-2003, 11:33 AM
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Strong Bad Rocks! |
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08-06-2003, 11:34 AM
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I call it market research.
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08-06-2003, 11:34 AM
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Ah shit, let me be honest...
Personally I don't see the point in jacking it when you have a warm body thats down to do whatever, whenever 
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08-06-2003, 11:34 AM
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Stop looking at porn
She is the love of your life there aren't millions of girls out there she is the ONE don't lose her bro Your life is over if she leaves you
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08-06-2003, 11:35 AM
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now is a good time to tell her what the video camera is doing in the bedroom
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08-06-2003, 11:35 AM
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I bought a girl-girl porn DVD for my girlfriend. We watched it last week and then we fucked. This was all her idea.
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08-06-2003, 11:36 AM
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I told her that its not her fault.
And that at least I'm not looking at gay porn. Because then she would definetly have something to worry about  |
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08-06-2003, 11:36 AM
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Problem with g friends?
What if her parents will know about my work?? Pornor in Sweden is like bin Ladin in USA.... shit |
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08-06-2003, 11:37 AM
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I need a beer
 
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Buy her a huge assed diamond ring
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08-06-2003, 11:38 AM
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I post on GFY so that when people ask me what I do, I can tell them that I work with the mentally retarded. |
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08-06-2003, 11:38 AM
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08-06-2003, 11:39 AM
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I deleted all the videos from my computer for her.
Only about 2 Gigs worth but it took awhile to collect them... |
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08-06-2003, 11:40 AM
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Question, are there girls that you would stop looking at porn for? Not stop the industry...but the jerking it...
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08-06-2003, 11:47 AM
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08-06-2003, 11:50 AM
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On probation
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If she looks good tell her LOOK DEAR if you will get naked for me we can sell the pics and have more cash flow
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08-06-2003, 11:50 AM
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After that she will think your porn is nothing. Problem solved! |
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08-06-2003, 11:53 AM
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Swedguy...
I don't think that will solve a thing. |
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08-06-2003, 11:53 AM
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Long time no happy ending
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I give you all of my porn for free... just give me your girlfriend. Does she do anal?
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08-06-2003, 11:54 AM
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08-06-2003, 11:54 AM
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Sad statement huh? I take it back....
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08-06-2003, 11:59 AM
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i see somebody getting high on their own supply.
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08-06-2003, 12:00 PM
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if she caught you jerking when she was home and available, i can see why her ego might slightly be damaged, would you rather have her get herself off rather than coming to you?
as for porn on your computer for sites or entertainment, you can try to explain to her or try and get her into watching it with you while you guys fuck around. i never had that problem myself, most girls didn't care about the porn and knew what i did for work.
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08-06-2003, 12:05 PM
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Start watching porn together, suggest it see if she is open to it. My gal LOVES porn and studies show women are physiologically equal in response to porn as men are.
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08-06-2003, 12:08 PM
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Long time no happy ending
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Film some POV Porn of you & your girlfriend and send it to me. If it's good, I'll pay you and post it on my site. [email protected]
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08-06-2003, 12:08 PM
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08-06-2003, 12:11 PM
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Push Porn Like Weight.
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the girl i'm dating right now hates porn. i mean hates porn. i got one of my sponsor checks yesterday, and was like "hey how you like this" and smacked her with the cash.
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Cry havoc and let slip the dogs of war. |
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08-06-2003, 12:12 PM
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Long time no happy ending
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08-06-2003, 12:13 PM
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08-06-2003, 12:13 PM
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08-06-2003, 12:23 PM
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You guys are fucking hilarious.
I've got people here telling me to film me and my girlfriend... and then they may or may not pay for it. I've got people left right and centre telling me to just give her shit and she will be fine with it... This forum is great. Although, I don't agree with half the shit being said on here... its funny that you would consider saying it |
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08-06-2003, 12:24 PM
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08-06-2003, 12:37 PM
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08-06-2003, 12:40 PM
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Long time no happy ending
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Long time no happy ending
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08-06-2003, 12:45 PM
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Push Porn Like Weight.
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08-06-2003, 12:45 PM
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holla
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my girlfriend's the one who puts the porn on my computer
we watch it together |
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08-06-2003, 12:48 PM
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Fuck that noise. Tell her to kick down and help you out. It would be best to explain to her that your dick isn't going to jack itself off. After all, you collected all that porn, the least she can do is help with a little manual release.
If she objects to that, ask if she'd prefer that you used one of her myriad orifices to get off every time you were horny. If she says yes, buy her a beeper and tell her to clear her schedule... |
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08-06-2003, 12:51 PM
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08-06-2003, 01:22 PM
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I recommend you try to figure out what made her change her mind to become more concerned. Did you say anything comparing her to porn chicks? For example, even if you tell a girl she is cuter than a particular video you are looking at, she will think what if you find a better video and get concerned. Did you start asking her to do things you didn't ask for before? For example, if she used to think you enjoyed sex with her, but now you keep asking her to tie you up, then she may feel like porn is making you less satisfied with her. That is the chick's perspective on it anyway. I've got my own cars and money, so smacking me with an uncashed check wouldn't help anyone.
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08-06-2003, 02:23 PM
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- From time to time my g/f comes up with new (and sometimes good) ideas for my sites
- She always wants me to earn more with porn - Last week, after she a small surgery and was not in the mood for sex she suggested I get off alone ... no problem for her
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08-06-2003, 02:33 PM
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Jesus loves bacon
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Show her a site like www.beasthunt.com and tell her "at least I'm not looking at this"
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