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goodliquid 08-06-2003 11:26 AM

Girlfriends and Porn...
 
My girlfriend found porn on my computer the other day.

She at first didn't care but now she thinks its me betraying her... or that I'm not satisfied by her.

She satisfies me but I still like my porn.

What have you folks done in my position? I'm sure several of you porn kings have had to deal with this too at one point or another.

detoxed 08-06-2003 11:26 AM

Eat her pussy and tell her you'll never do it again if she bitches one more time.

MaxDent 08-06-2003 11:27 AM

If you love her then set her free. If she loves you she'll return, if not, seek her out and destroy her. :winkwink:

Flynn 08-06-2003 11:27 AM

she will learn to get use to it

Sly_RJ 08-06-2003 11:27 AM

Dude, we make and sell porn. You're on the wrong board.

NaughtyJenn 08-06-2003 11:27 AM

my bf got me into this biz lol

MattO 08-06-2003 11:28 AM

post her pic

RockDaddy 08-06-2003 11:29 AM

Give her a handful of hundreds and tell her to go to the mall.
Works every time. Be careful though, she could easily
become your worse "boss" always pushing you to work
on your sites even when you don't want to.

heymatty 08-06-2003 11:32 AM

I tell her to get off my computer and get back to making galleries on her own.

Kanoealoha 08-06-2003 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by RockDaddy
Give her a handful of hundreds and tell her to go to the mall.
Works every time. Be careful though, she could easily
become your worse "boss" always pushing you to work
on your sites even when you don't want to.

I think the problem was he was jacking off to it...

EZRhino 08-06-2003 11:34 AM

I call it market research.

Kanoealoha 08-06-2003 11:34 AM

Ah shit, let me be honest...

Personally I don't see the point in jacking it when you have a warm body thats down to do whatever, whenever:2 cents:

Meni69 08-06-2003 11:34 AM

Stop looking at porn
She is the love of your life
there aren't millions of girls out there
she is the ONE
don't lose her bro
Your life is over if she leaves you

dantheman 08-06-2003 11:35 AM

now is a good time to tell her what the video camera is doing in the bedroom :1orglaugh

BRISK 08-06-2003 11:35 AM

I bought a girl-girl porn DVD for my girlfriend. We watched it last week and then we fucked. This was all her idea.

goodliquid 08-06-2003 11:36 AM

I told her that its not her fault.

And that at least I'm not looking at gay porn.

Because then she would definetly have something to worry about :)

LasseKongos 08-06-2003 11:36 AM

Problem with g friends?

What if her parents will know about my work?? Pornor in Sweden is like bin Ladin in USA....

shit

Spunky 08-06-2003 11:37 AM

Buy her a huge assed diamond ring :glugglug

BRISK 08-06-2003 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by spunky1
Buy her a huge assed diamond ring :glugglug
It worked for Kobe :1orglaugh

Sly_RJ 08-06-2003 11:38 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by goodliquid
I told her that its not her fault.

And that at least I'm not looking at gay porn.

Because then she would definetly have something to worry about :)

Gay porn is the best kind.

goodliquid 08-06-2003 11:39 AM

I deleted all the videos from my computer for her.

Only about 2 Gigs worth but it took awhile to collect them...

Kanoealoha 08-06-2003 11:40 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Meni69
Stop looking at porn
She is the love of your life
there aren't millions of girls out there
she is the ONE
don't lose her bro
Your life is over if she leaves you


Question, are there girls that you would stop looking at porn for?
Not stop the industry...but the jerking it...

RockDaddy 08-06-2003 11:47 AM

Quote:

now is a good time to tell her what the video camera is doing in the bedroom
hahahahaha

prostock 08-06-2003 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by goodliquid
My girlfriend found porn on my computer the other day.

She at first didn't care but now she thinks its me betraying her... or that I'm not satisfied by her.

She satisfies me but I still like my porn.

What have you folks done in my position? I'm sure several of you porn kings have had to deal with this too at one point or another.


If she looks good tell her LOOK DEAR if you will get naked for me we can sell the pics and have more cash flow :1orglaugh

swedguy 08-06-2003 11:50 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by goodliquid
My girlfriend found porn on my computer the other day.

She at first didn't care but now she thinks its me betraying her... or that I'm not satisfied by her.

She satisfies me but I still like my porn.

What have you folks done in my position? I'm sure several of you porn kings have had to deal with this too at one point or another.

Send her over to me and I promise to face fuck the living shit out of her.
After that she will think your porn is nothing.

Problem solved!

goodliquid 08-06-2003 11:53 AM

Swedguy...

I don't think that will solve a thing.

Peter Romero 08-06-2003 11:53 AM

I give you all of my porn for free... just give me your girlfriend. Does she do anal?

extreme hardcore 08-06-2003 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by POV Porn guy
I give you all of my porn for free... just give me your girlfriend.
he he

clubsexy 08-06-2003 11:54 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Kanoealoha
Ah shit, let me be honest...

Personally I don't see the point in jacking it when you have a warm body thats down to do whatever, whenever:2 cents:

Depends on how long people are together. Sometimes just rubbing one out is easier then getting someone else off.

Sad statement huh? I take it back.... :1orglaugh

69pornlinks 08-06-2003 11:59 AM

i see somebody getting high on their own supply.

BlackCrayon 08-06-2003 12:00 PM

if she caught you jerking when she was home and available, i can see why her ego might slightly be damaged, would you rather have her get herself off rather than coming to you?

as for porn on your computer for sites or entertainment, you can try to explain to her or try and get her into watching it with you while you guys fuck around. i never had that problem myself, most girls didn't care about the porn and knew what i did for work.

RATBOY 08-06-2003 12:05 PM

Start watching porn together, suggest it see if she is open to it. My gal LOVES porn and studies show women are physiologically equal in response to porn as men are.

Peter Romero 08-06-2003 12:08 PM

Film some POV Porn of you & your girlfriend and send it to me. If it's good, I'll pay you and post it on my site. [email protected]

psili 08-06-2003 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
Dude, we make and sell porn. You're on the wrong board.
:1orglaugh

smack 08-06-2003 12:11 PM

the girl i'm dating right now hates porn. i mean hates porn. i got one of my sponsor checks yesterday, and was like "hey how you like this" and smacked her with the cash. :thumbsup

Peter Romero 08-06-2003 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by smack
the girl i'm dating right now hates porn. i mean hates porn. i got one of my sponsor checks yesterday, and was like "hey how you like this" and smacked her with the cash. :thumbsup
Girls don't like boys, girls like cars & money...

swedguy 08-06-2003 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by goodliquid
Swedguy...

I don't think that will solve a thing.

You can always give it a try. I'll let you know if it works :Graucho

Kanoealoha 08-06-2003 12:13 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by clubsexy


Depends on how long people are together. Sometimes just rubbing one out is easier then getting someone else off.

Sad statement huh? I take it back.... :1orglaugh

How about if she gives a blowjob and doesn't expect to get off...

that time...

goodliquid 08-06-2003 12:23 PM

You guys are fucking hilarious.

I've got people here telling me to film me and my girlfriend... and then they may or may not pay for it.

I've got people left right and centre telling me to just give her shit and she will be fine with it...



This forum is great. Although, I don't agree with half the shit being said on here... its funny that you would consider saying it :)

Freestyleman 08-06-2003 12:24 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Sly_RJ
Dude, we make and sell porn. You're on the wrong board.
i thought exactly the same...

BlackCrayon 08-06-2003 12:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by POV Porn guy


Girls don't like boys, girls like cars & money...

i can't stand materalistic women.

Peter Romero 08-06-2003 12:40 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BlackCrayon


i can't stand materalistic women.

Me neither... that's why I pay them... TO LEAVE!!!

Peter Romero 08-06-2003 12:43 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by goodliquid
I've got people here telling me to film me and my girlfriend... and then they may or may not pay for it.
:)

People beg me for what I just offered you sight unseen.

smack 08-06-2003 12:45 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by BlackCrayon


i can't stand materalistic women.

then you better stop dating all together.

brizzad 08-06-2003 12:45 PM

my girlfriend's the one who puts the porn on my computer

we watch it together :thumbsup

AOLGuy 08-06-2003 12:48 PM

Fuck that noise. Tell her to kick down and help you out. It would be best to explain to her that your dick isn't going to jack itself off. After all, you collected all that porn, the least she can do is help with a little manual release.

If she objects to that, ask if she'd prefer that you used one of her myriad orifices to get off every time you were horny. If she says yes, buy her a beeper and tell her to clear her schedule...

BlackCrayon 08-06-2003 12:51 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by smack


then you better stop dating all together.

naw, you just gotta be patient and avoid the ones decked out in the latest lame ass fashion trends. smart college chicks who enjoy intelligent conversion and love sex are the best.

AmeliaG 08-06-2003 01:22 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by goodliquid
My girlfriend found porn on my computer the other day.

She at first didn't care but now she thinks its me betraying her... or that I'm not satisfied by her.

She satisfies me but I still like my porn.

What have you folks done in my position? I'm sure several of you porn kings have had to deal with this too at one point or another.


I recommend you try to figure out what made her change her mind to become more concerned.

Did you say anything comparing her to porn chicks? For example, even if you tell a girl she is cuter than a particular video you are looking at, she will think what if you find a better video and get concerned.

Did you start asking her to do things you didn't ask for before? For example, if she used to think you enjoyed sex with her, but now you keep asking her to tie you up, then she may feel like porn is making you less satisfied with her.

That is the chick's perspective on it anyway. I've got my own cars and money, so smacking me with an uncashed check wouldn't help anyone.

jennycards 08-06-2003 02:23 PM

- From time to time my g/f comes up with new (and sometimes good) ideas for my sites

- She always wants me to earn more with porn

- Last week, after she a small surgery and was not in the mood for sex she suggested I get off alone ... no problem for her

SykkBoy 08-06-2003 02:33 PM

Show her a site like www.beasthunt.com and tell her "at least I'm not looking at this"


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