I was tripping on acid this morning when I accidently fucked my Mom! - GoFuckYourself.com

Mazer Rackus · 08-04-2003, 01:33 PM

I came into the kitchen about 7:30, she was in her nightey bent over loading the dishes. I had an incredible piss hard on and thought she was Pamel Anderson. I grabbed her hips and planted the old boy, and she didnt say a word as her titties were flapping against the counter and my balls were furiously slapping her ass. In about five minutes we both came like rocket launchers, I pulled out, went to the frig and grabbed a coke, and went back to bed. She hasn't said a word all morning, and I hope it didn't fuck up her mind or nothing.

Juicy D. Links · 08-04-2003, 01:34 PM

Spunky · 08-04-2003, 01:37 PM

~Ray · 08-04-2003, 01:37 PM

How can your balls slap her ass when you're fucking doggie style?

easyfun · 08-04-2003, 01:38 PM

If it slipped in that easily, you could have been playing football on a slippery field - Your dear Mother was probably still thinking of the football team that she fucked earlier.

Take her breakfast in bed tomorrow afternoon and see what develops - Sounds like you could open a new paysite with her.

Bishop · 08-04-2003, 01:43 PM

Mazer Rackus - your one strange individual.

michaelw · 08-04-2003, 01:44 PM

msg · 08-04-2003, 01:44 PM

sorry i couldn't help but laugh

DeanCapture · 08-04-2003, 01:45 PM

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Originally posted by juicylinks

Great fugg'n shot!

Sosa · 08-04-2003, 01:45 PM

eh??!?!

Rictor · 08-04-2003, 01:45 PM

So you call your golden retriever "mom"?

Elli · 08-04-2003, 01:48 PM

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Originally posted by Mazer Rackus
I came into the kitchen about 7:30, she was in her nightey bent over loading the dishes. I had an incredible piss hard on and thought she was Pamel Anderson. I grabbed her hips and planted the old boy, and she didnt say a word as her titties were flapping against the counter and my balls were furiously slapping her ass. In about five minutes we both came like rocket launchers, I pulled out, went to the frig and grabbed a coke, and went back to bed. She hasn't said a word all morning, and I hope it didn't fuck up her mind or nothing.

One more reason to kick the kids out of the nest once they turn 18.

Makingcoin · 08-04-2003, 01:54 PM

You are fucked

traffictrader · 08-04-2003, 01:59 PM

badmunchkin · 08-04-2003, 02:01 PM

boneprone fucked her.

SYNIKAL · 08-04-2003, 02:05 PM

Tipsy · 08-04-2003, 02:08 PM

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Originally posted by Elli

One more reason to kick the kids out of the nest once they turn 18.

Or a better reason to keep them as long as possible

MetaMan · 08-04-2003, 02:10 PM

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Originally posted by Mazer Rackus
I came into the kitchen about 7:30, she was in her nightey bent over loading the dishes. I had an incredible piss hard on and thought she was Pamel Anderson. I grabbed her hips and planted the old boy, and she didnt say a word as her titties were flapping against the counter and my balls were furiously slapping her ass. In about five minutes we both came like rocket launchers, I pulled out, went to the frig and grabbed a coke, and went back to bed. She hasn't said a word all morning, and I hope it didn't fuck up her mind or nothing.

ya!? well you should hear what she did to you while she was tripping on acid!

ibs · 08-04-2003, 02:10 PM

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Originally posted by AdvertisingSex
How can your balls slap her ass when you're fucking doggie style?

Maybe he was you know.... Inverted !

hvidlogspusher · 08-04-2003, 02:12 PM

WTF ????? you cant do that!!!

saltricter · 08-04-2003, 02:20 PM

its people like you who give drug users a bad name.

C_U_Next_Tuesday · 08-04-2003, 02:20 PM

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Originally posted by Rictor
So you call your golden retriever "mom"?

Triple 6 · 08-04-2003, 02:23 PM

cyberpod · 08-04-2003, 02:23 PM

Geez... you didn't even go down on her? What kinda son are you anyway?

Ice · 08-04-2003, 02:24 PM

Your an idiot

CDSmith · 08-04-2003, 02:28 PM

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Originally posted by Elli
One more reason to kick the kids out of the nest once they turn 18.

Actually, he's one more reason for better birth control (or forced sterilization of some folks).

Brad Mitchell · 08-04-2003, 02:36 PM

Got any pics?

Brad

SkyWalker · 08-04-2003, 02:38 PM

Is she hot?

SexxxyChat-T · 08-04-2003, 02:40 PM

mother fucker

Triple 6 · 08-04-2003, 02:44 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Mazer Rackus
I came into the kitchen about 7:30, she was in her nightey bent over loading the dishes. I had an incredible piss hard on and thought she was Pamel Anderson. I grabbed her hips and planted the old boy, and she didnt say a word as her titties were flapping against the counter and my balls were furiously slapping her ass. In about five minutes we both came like rocket launchers, I pulled out, went to the frig and grabbed a coke, and went back to bed. She hasn't said a word all morning, and I hope it didn't fuck up her mind or nothing.

matty · 08-04-2003, 04:03 PM

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Originally posted by Mazer Rackus
I came into the kitchen about 7:30, she was in her nightey bent over loading the dishes. I had an incredible piss hard on and thought she was Pamel Anderson. I grabbed her hips and planted the old boy, and she didnt say a word as her titties were flapping against the counter and my balls were furiously slapping her ass. In about five minutes we both came like rocket launchers, I pulled out, went to the frig and grabbed a coke, and went back to bed. She hasn't said a word all morning, and I hope it didn't fuck up her mind or nothing.

it could all be a hallucination as well... Last time i tripped, i thought i was attacked by a rabid animal.

Carrie · 08-04-2003, 04:07 PM

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Originally posted by Triple 6

DAD?!?!?

Triple 6 · 08-04-2003, 04:30 PM

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Originally posted by Carrie

DAD?!?!?

but thats a female troll

DarkJedi · 08-05-2003, 12:29 AM

Holy shit! I'm toast!!!

My mom wanted to talk after this morning's episode, I thought she was gonna freak but turns out, she wanted to fuck again! She's a 36 year old hottie and fucked me nine kinds of ways to hell, but I don't think it's right, especially the 69 part.

Honeyslut · 08-05-2003, 12:33 AM

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Originally posted by DarkJedi
Holy shit! I'm toast!!!

My mom wanted to talk after this morning's episode, I thought she was gonna freak but turns out, she wanted to fuck again! She's a 36 year old hottie and fucked me nine kinds of ways to hell, but I don't think it's right, especially the 69 part.

busted

dark=mazer

Strife · 08-05-2003, 12:34 AM

brizzad · 08-05-2003, 12:36 AM

fuck this thread

hvidlogspusher · 08-05-2003, 12:47 AM

Theo · 08-05-2003, 12:52 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by DarkJedi
Holy shit! I'm toast!!!

My mom wanted to talk after this morning's episode, I thought she was gonna freak but turns out, she wanted to fuck again! She's a 36 year old hottie and fucked me nine kinds of ways to hell, but I don't think it's right, especially the 69 part.

Gimmy · 08-05-2003, 01:21 AM

another idiot crying for attention

eiht_98 · 08-05-2003, 02:39 AM

I got a hard on because of this story

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