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Mazer Rackus 08-04-2003 01:33 PM
I was tripping on acid this morning when I accidently fucked my Mom!
 
I came into the kitchen about 7:30, she was in her nightey bent over loading the dishes. I had an incredible piss hard on and thought she was Pamel Anderson. I grabbed her hips and planted the old boy, and she didnt say a word as her titties were flapping against the counter and my balls were furiously slapping her ass. In about five minutes we both came like rocket launchers, I pulled out, went to the frig and grabbed a coke, and went back to bed. She hasn't said a word all morning, and I hope it didn't fuck up her mind or nothing.

Juicy D. Links 08-04-2003 01:34 PM
http://www.juicylinks.com/d1.jpg

Spunky 08-04-2003 01:37 PM
:ugone2far

~Ray 08-04-2003 01:37 PM
How can your balls slap her ass when you're fucking doggie style?

easyfun 08-04-2003 01:38 PM
If it slipped in that easily, you could have been playing football on a slippery field - Your dear Mother was probably still thinking of the football team that she fucked earlier.

Take her breakfast in bed tomorrow afternoon and see what develops - Sounds like you could open a new paysite with her.

Bishop 08-04-2003 01:43 PM
Mazer Rackus - your one strange individual.:eek7

michaelw 08-04-2003 01:44 PM
:1orglaugh

msg 08-04-2003 01:44 PM
sorry i couldn't help but laugh :1orglaugh

DeanCapture 08-04-2003 01:45 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by juicylinks
http://www.juicylinks.com/d1.jpg
Great fugg'n shot!

Sosa 08-04-2003 01:45 PM
eh??!?!

:repuke

Rictor 08-04-2003 01:45 PM
So you call your golden retriever "mom"?

Elli 08-04-2003 01:48 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Mazer Rackus
I came into the kitchen about 7:30, she was in her nightey bent over loading the dishes. I had an incredible piss hard on and thought she was Pamel Anderson. I grabbed her hips and planted the old boy, and she didnt say a word as her titties were flapping against the counter and my balls were furiously slapping her ass. In about five minutes we both came like rocket launchers, I pulled out, went to the frig and grabbed a coke, and went back to bed. She hasn't said a word all morning, and I hope it didn't fuck up her mind or nothing.
One more reason to kick the kids out of the nest once they turn 18. :)

Makingcoin 08-04-2003 01:54 PM
You are fucked

traffictrader 08-04-2003 01:59 PM
:eek7

badmunchkin 08-04-2003 02:01 PM
boneprone fucked her.

SYNIKAL 08-04-2003 02:05 PM
:eek7

Tipsy 08-04-2003 02:08 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Elli


One more reason to kick the kids out of the nest once they turn 18. :)
Or a better reason to keep them as long as possible

MetaMan 08-04-2003 02:10 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Mazer Rackus
I came into the kitchen about 7:30, she was in her nightey bent over loading the dishes. I had an incredible piss hard on and thought she was Pamel Anderson. I grabbed her hips and planted the old boy, and she didnt say a word as her titties were flapping against the counter and my balls were furiously slapping her ass. In about five minutes we both came like rocket launchers, I pulled out, went to the frig and grabbed a coke, and went back to bed. She hasn't said a word all morning, and I hope it didn't fuck up her mind or nothing.
ya!? well you should hear what she did to you while she was tripping on acid!

ibs 08-04-2003 02:10 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by AdvertisingSex
How can your balls slap her ass when you're fucking doggie style?

Maybe he was you know.... Inverted !

hvidlogspusher 08-04-2003 02:12 PM
WTF ????? you cant do that!!!

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

saltricter 08-04-2003 02:20 PM
its people like you who give drug users a bad name.

C_U_Next_Tuesday 08-04-2003 02:20 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Rictor
So you call your golden retriever "mom"?

:1orglaugh :thumbsup

Triple 6 08-04-2003 02:23 PM
http://www.majik3d.org/gfx/gallery/troll-sketch.jpg

cyberpod 08-04-2003 02:23 PM
Geez... you didn't even go down on her? What kinda son are you anyway?

Ice 08-04-2003 02:24 PM
Your an idiot :321GFY

CDSmith 08-04-2003 02:28 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Elli
One more reason to kick the kids out of the nest once they turn 18. :)
Actually, he's one more reason for better birth control (or forced sterilization of some folks).

Brad Mitchell 08-04-2003 02:36 PM
Got any pics?

:1orglaugh

Brad

SkyWalker 08-04-2003 02:38 PM
Is she hot?

SexxxyChat-T 08-04-2003 02:40 PM
mother fucker

Triple 6 08-04-2003 02:44 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Mazer Rackus
I came into the kitchen about 7:30, she was in her nightey bent over loading the dishes. I had an incredible piss hard on and thought she was Pamel Anderson. I grabbed her hips and planted the old boy, and she didnt say a word as her titties were flapping against the counter and my balls were furiously slapping her ass. In about five minutes we both came like rocket launchers, I pulled out, went to the frig and grabbed a coke, and went back to bed. She hasn't said a word all morning, and I hope it didn't fuck up her mind or nothing.
http://unknownorigin.com/images/troll.jpg

matty 08-04-2003 04:03 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Mazer Rackus
I came into the kitchen about 7:30, she was in her nightey bent over loading the dishes. I had an incredible piss hard on and thought she was Pamel Anderson. I grabbed her hips and planted the old boy, and she didnt say a word as her titties were flapping against the counter and my balls were furiously slapping her ass. In about five minutes we both came like rocket launchers, I pulled out, went to the frig and grabbed a coke, and went back to bed. She hasn't said a word all morning, and I hope it didn't fuck up her mind or nothing.
it could all be a hallucination as well... Last time i tripped, i thought i was attacked by a rabid animal.

Carrie 08-04-2003 04:07 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Triple 6
http://www.majik3d.org/gfx/gallery/troll-sketch.jpg
DAD?!?!?

Triple 6 08-04-2003 04:30 PM
Quote:
Originally posted by Carrie

DAD?!?!?

but thats a female troll

DarkJedi 08-05-2003 12:29 AM
Holy shit! I'm toast!!!

My mom wanted to talk after this morning's episode, I thought she was gonna freak but turns out, she wanted to fuck again! She's a 36 year old hottie and fucked me nine kinds of ways to hell, but I don't think it's right, especially the 69 part.

Honeyslut 08-05-2003 12:33 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by DarkJedi
Holy shit! I'm toast!!!

My mom wanted to talk after this morning's episode, I thought she was gonna freak but turns out, she wanted to fuck again! She's a 36 year old hottie and fucked me nine kinds of ways to hell, but I don't think it's right, especially the 69 part.
busted


dark=mazer

Strife 08-05-2003 12:34 AM
:eek7

brizzad 08-05-2003 12:36 AM
fuck this thread

:321GFY

hvidlogspusher 08-05-2003 12:47 AM
http://www.illmob.org/funny/bs.jpg

Theo 08-05-2003 12:52 AM
Quote:
Originally posted by DarkJedi
Holy shit! I'm toast!!!

My mom wanted to talk after this morning's episode, I thought she was gonna freak but turns out, she wanted to fuck again! She's a 36 year old hottie and fucked me nine kinds of ways to hell, but I don't think it's right, especially the 69 part.

:glugglug

Gimmy 08-05-2003 01:21 AM
another idiot crying for attention

eiht_98 08-05-2003 02:39 AM
I got a hard on because of this story


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