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alright... im fucked. i need your help.
For those who dont want to read, see cliff notes at bottom.
alright, as many of you know, i'm not all that much of a serious guy on gfy n' such, never ask for anything or be a prick, but now the shit has hit the fan and i need help. my gf of 15 months, has told me today that shes gotta move... early as january... i've been in 2 serious relationships and this is the 2nd time it has happened, first time i was devistated, and im not gonna let this happen again... so i wanna move down with her. heres the situation, i just turned 20, shes 17.. still in HS and livin w/ the parents so she has to go. now trust me, i know what you're thinkin "bad decision" to move down with her, i'm not stupid... if i wasn't 100% confident that we'd stay together, i wouldn't go. so the problem is, is funding. it doesn't cost all that much for an apartment, i know. but i dont wanna move down till im making atleast 4k a month. i've been working on a site, for the last 4 days... here is what i have so far: www.bishopbeater.com it still has a lot of construction, its basically a beefed up tgp. --i want to make that 4k a month with this site... do you guys think it is possible to make 4k a month by the time january roles around (5 months away)? --i really need your guys help on this, im badass at site design, and my coder can code anything, but the problem is is i dont know marketing all that well... so i need help, need direction... i have the basic idea of how to get traffic, but i've never done it before and i wanna be sure i do it right the first time around cause i dont have time to waste. --those who help me, i'll do everything to repay.. advertising spots, design work, etc etc... Please guys. ![]() thanks. --------------------------------------------------------------------------- CLIFF NOTES -my gf is moving in january -i want to move with her -i want to make atleast 4k a month by january (within 5 months) -the site i want to do this with is: www.bishopbeater.com (its only 4 days old, far from being completed, but you get the idea of what it is) -i need to know if its possible with my ..limited.. funding and no other traffic sources of my own, to make 4k a month with it within 5 months. -if you can help, i'd repay with ad spots / design. -contact me by icq: 153785636 or aim: dreamache thanks guys. |
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If you're so sure, get her parents to sign the marriage certificate!
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So are you breaking the law by fucking your 17 year old gf? Will you be in the new place?
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If nothing else I give this guy
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dump the slut
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The domains some of you guys pick for your sites I just don't get.
What exactly is a BishopBeater.com? Am I missing something?? Your site is decent, but that domain just blows me. Sorry, just trying to call it like it is.
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Moving for a 17 year old girl?
You are out of your fucking mind and you will regret it. |
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you were going out with a 16 yr old?
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So your banging a girl that is jail bait??...and you don't make shit in this biz???...Id recommend McDonalds....at least it's steady income and good eats...
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BARTENDR69: Hello dreamache: sup dreamache: you from gfy? BARTENDR69: nothing much sweetie I saw your profile BARTENDR69: in the member directory BARTENDR69: gfy? dreamache: so you have pics?age>? BARTENDR69: yes, i have a dildo in my vagina now dreamache: no way got a webcam? BARTENDR69: i am sooo wetttt dreamache: i have my hand in my pants and my pinky in my ass now BARTENDR69: pinky in your ass? gay? dreamache: not gay just confused |
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Good luck. My wife and I got married when she was 17 and I was 20 at the time. It'll be 4 years this October. By the way, I would have moved for her too.
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the name sucks
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BARTENDR69: Hello dreamache: sup dreamache: you from gfy? BARTENDR69: nothing much sweetie I saw your profile BARTENDR69: in the member directory BARTENDR69: gfy? i blocked him after he told me he found me in a member directory ![]() |
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My sis and her husband have been together since he was 15 and she was 17... they are in love in the sickest way...
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Start a specific Niche tgp, buy some traffic, code something and put your sponsor hosted galleries to rotate daily, buy or get a free traffic trading scritp, get a bunch of new trades start sendign traffic. way about 2 months for the SEs to pick it up ... see if that works
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aside from me being stupid and wanting to move...
would it be possible just starting off as i am with not too much money to invest, to make 4k a month within 5 months with my site... thats all i want to know.. ![]() |
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Back in the 80's I had long hair and bell bottoms....god I loved those things...thought I would always have them 2
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the story should have gone.... Must move in january but need to ensure that I'll be making 4k by then....help! never! never! and I mean never, volunteer info that isn't needed... saves lots of flaming ![]() ![]()
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It takes awhile to build traffic, if u make a thumb tgp u might.(huge amount of traffic)
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Heh heh, cliff notes. Funny
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Numbnuts, it's not illegal for a 17 year old girl to have sex. In most states I know of, the LEGAL age of consent is 16. In Canada it is 14. People, let's not lose our fucking minds here.
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Last time I checked, a twenty year old fucking a seventeen year old..... was against the law. The age of consent doens't mean much; She's still a minor.
This alone should ban you from the industry forever.
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comming on ICQ now.
cya there.
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Haha the age of consent is 18 a lot of places you dumbfucks and I was joking.
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what he does with his relationship is nobodies business but his.
the only thing here that concerns me is that he is willing to do design work in trade for traffic. nothing wrong with that. galleryseek, good luck bro .... hope i was able to help.
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Age of consent in Ohio.......... *drum roll*
. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 16 let's remember he isn't using her for photoshoots!
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Age of consent is 18 in at least 13 US states you smart fuckers
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Everyone shut the FUCK up about her age...
He's asking a different question...
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her parents knew what was up and it was no big deal. just like this. |
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a 15yr old girl!??!?!
Have you met perfectiongirls yet? I might have an idea.... |
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Age of consent is irrelevent if the man is over 18...
There is also a 3 year clause... So while in some places a 16 year old can have sex he cant with a 20 year old... If the parents want to fuck you they will bring you up on statatury rape charges and in the investigation it will be discovered that you dabble in porn... While you may or may not get away with it you will face court and be called a pedophile. So make sure the parents are on your side... Not being a dick just giving you a warning
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if you dont wanna move down there
till your making 4 k a month...... then i guess your not moving down there u need to do alot more then 1 tgp with a non memorable name |
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And Lexxx is right, that isn't the issue the guy is trying to discuss. 10, 20 years from now the 3 year age difference will be less than meaningless for these two if they choose to stay together.
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Many 17 year old girls are often more mature than 20 year old guys anyway. This girl's parents should count themselves lucky that their daughter has a guy that is willing to make such a sacrifice like this move, if they want their daughter to stay living with them. I've known a lot of 17 year old girls over the years that went off to live with their boyfriends at that age, and it is not all that uncommon for them to have older boyfriends. Happens all the time, in reality.
Of course, if you'd prefer not to face reality.......
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thx for backing me up cdsmith
![]() this girl is very mature. shes grown up in a family where shes had to take care of her younger sisters, do almost all of the work around the house since she was 5, and because of the responsibilities shes had, shes a lot more mature than your average 17 year old. and she also doesn't look her age. so age is not an issue. |
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