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  • galleryseek
    Confirmed User
    • Mar 2002
    • 8234

    #1

    alright... im fucked. i need your help.

    For those who dont want to read, see cliff notes at bottom.

    alright, as many of you know, i'm not all that much of a serious guy on gfy n' such, never ask for anything or be a prick, but now the shit has hit the fan and i need help.

    my gf of 15 months, has told me today that shes gotta move... early as january... i've been in 2 serious relationships and this is the 2nd time it has happened, first time i was devistated, and im not gonna let this happen again...

    so i wanna move down with her. heres the situation, i just turned 20, shes 17.. still in HS and livin w/ the parents so she has to go. now trust me, i know what you're thinkin "bad decision" to move down with her, i'm not stupid... if i wasn't 100% confident that we'd stay together, i wouldn't go.

    so the problem is, is funding. it doesn't cost all that much for an apartment, i know. but i dont wanna move down till im making atleast 4k a month.

    i've been working on a site, for the last 4 days... here is what i have so far: www.bishopbeater.com it still has a lot of construction, its basically a beefed up tgp.

    --i want to make that 4k a month with this site... do you guys think it is possible to make 4k a month by the time january roles around (5 months away)?

    --i really need your guys help on this, im badass at site design, and my coder can code anything, but the problem is is i dont know marketing all that well... so i need help, need direction... i have the basic idea of how to get traffic, but i've never done it before and i wanna be sure i do it right the first time around cause i dont have time to waste.

    --those who help me, i'll do everything to repay.. advertising spots, design work, etc etc...

    Please guys. if you can help out.. lemme know in the thread or icq me, or AIM me: icq: 153785636 aim: dreamache

    thanks.
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    CLIFF NOTES

    -my gf is moving in january

    -i want to move with her

    -i want to make atleast 4k a month by january (within 5 months)

    -the site i want to do this with is: www.bishopbeater.com (its only 4 days old, far from being completed, but you get the idea of what it is)

    -i need to know if its possible with my ..limited.. funding and no other traffic sources of my own, to make 4k a month with it within 5 months.

    -if you can help, i'd repay with ad spots / design.

    -contact me by icq: 153785636 or aim: dreamache

    thanks guys.
  • Kanoealoha
    Confirmed User
    • Jul 2002
    • 1261

    #2
    If you're so sure, get her parents to sign the marriage certificate!

    Problem solved
    Strong Bad Rocks!

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    • detoxed
      vip member
      • Jan 2003
      • 17798

      #3
      So are you breaking the law by fucking your 17 year old gf? Will you be in the new place?

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      • dnsmonster
        Confirmed User
        • Jul 2002
        • 634

        #4
        If nothing else I give this guy for supplying cliff notes. Others should learn!
        I couldn't possibly know what I'm talking about, I'm completely, absolutely and definitively out of my fucking mind.

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        • Kanoealoha
          Confirmed User
          • Jul 2002
          • 1261

          #5
          Originally posted by dnsmonster
          If nothing else I give this guy for supplying cliff notes. Others should learn!
          I found that quite refreshing...
          Strong Bad Rocks!

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          • juicylinks
            So Fucking Banned
            • Apr 2001
            • 122992

            #6
            dump the slut

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            • galleryseek
              Confirmed User
              • Mar 2002
              • 8234

              #7

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              • KRL
                Entrepreneur
                • Oct 2002
                • 31429

                #8
                The domains some of you guys pick for your sites I just don't get.

                What exactly is a BishopBeater.com? Am I missing something??

                Your site is decent, but that domain just blows me.

                Sorry, just trying to call it like it is.
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                • [Labret]
                  Registered User
                  • May 2001
                  • 10945

                  #9
                  Moving for a 17 year old girl?

                  You are out of your fucking mind and you will regret it.

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                  • BigFrog
                    Confirmed User
                    • Sep 2002
                    • 2057

                    #10
                    you were going out with a 16 yr old?

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                    • Sly_RJ
                      Live Hard - Die Hard
                      • Feb 2002
                      • 17042

                      #11
                      http://www.gofuckyourself.com/showth...hreadid=160358

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                      • galleryseek
                        Confirmed User
                        • Mar 2002
                        • 8234

                        #12
                        Originally posted by KRL
                        The domains some of you guys pick for your sites I just don't get.

                        What exactly is a BishopBeater.com? Am I missing something??

                        Your site is decent, but that domain just blows me.

                        Sorry, just trying to call it like it is.
                        hehe, well.. i was tryin to go the unique route.. you know the term "beating the bishop" hence masturbation. i can still change the name if that would be a better idea...

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                        • SpeakEasy
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                          • Sep 2002
                          • 2681

                          #13
                          So your banging a girl that is jail bait??...and you don't make shit in this biz???...Id recommend McDonalds....at least it's steady income and good eats...
                          Last edited by SpeakEasy; 08-04-2003, 07:14 PM.
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                          • TurboAngel
                            H.B.I.C.
                            • Jun 2003
                            • 30122

                            #14
                            Originally posted by dnsmonster
                            If nothing else I give this guy for supplying cliff notes. Others should learn!


                            That was nice of him!



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                            • juicylinks
                              So Fucking Banned
                              • Apr 2001
                              • 122992

                              #15
                              Owned

                              BARTENDR69: Hello
                              dreamache: sup
                              dreamache: you from gfy?
                              BARTENDR69: nothing much sweetie I saw your profile
                              BARTENDR69: in the member directory
                              BARTENDR69: gfy?
                              dreamache: so you have pics?age>?
                              BARTENDR69: yes, i have a dildo in my vagina now
                              dreamache: no way got a webcam?
                              BARTENDR69: i am sooo wetttt
                              dreamache: i have my hand in my pants and my pinky in my ass now
                              BARTENDR69: pinky in your ass? gay?
                              dreamache: not gay just confused

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                              • galleryseek
                                Confirmed User
                                • Mar 2002
                                • 8234

                                #16
                                Originally posted by SpeakEasy
                                So your banging a girl that is jail bait??...and you don't make shit in this biz???...Id recommend McDonalds....at ;east it's steady income and good eats...
                                i'm a designer, a good one, i make money that way... but im currently doing 3 sites to pay something off.. and i dont want to design forever so i wanna start off with this site.

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                                • stocktrader23
                                  Let's do some business.
                                  • Jan 2003
                                  • 18781

                                  #17
                                  Good luck. My wife and I got married when she was 17 and I was 20 at the time. It'll be 4 years this October. By the way, I would have moved for her too.


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                                  • footsex
                                    Confirmed User
                                    • Dec 2002
                                    • 803

                                    #18
                                    the name sucks

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                                    • galleryseek
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Mar 2002
                                      • 8234

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by juicylinks
                                      Owned

                                      BARTENDR69: Hello
                                      dreamache: sup
                                      dreamache: you from gfy?
                                      BARTENDR69: nothing much sweetie I saw your profile
                                      BARTENDR69: in the member directory
                                      BARTENDR69: gfy?
                                      dreamache: so you have pics?age>?
                                      BARTENDR69: yes, i have a dildo in my vagina now
                                      dreamache: no way got a webcam?
                                      BARTENDR69: i am sooo wetttt
                                      dreamache: i have my hand in my pants and my pinky in my ass now
                                      BARTENDR69: pinky in your ass? gay?
                                      dreamache: not gay just confused
                                      lol.. all this was true, rest is bs he made up.

                                      BARTENDR69: Hello
                                      dreamache: sup
                                      dreamache: you from gfy?
                                      BARTENDR69: nothing much sweetie I saw your profile
                                      BARTENDR69: in the member directory
                                      BARTENDR69: gfy?

                                      i blocked him after he told me he found me in a member directory

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                                      • Kanoealoha
                                        Confirmed User
                                        • Jul 2002
                                        • 1261

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by stocktrader23
                                        Good luck. My wife and I got married when she was 17 and I was 20 at the time. It'll be 4 years this October. By the way, I would have moved for her too.
                                        Congrats...some couples work out, most don't...

                                        My sis and her husband have been together since he was 15 and she was 17... they are in love in the sickest way...
                                        Strong Bad Rocks!

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                                        • SKULL
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jun 2003
                                          • 1953

                                          #21
                                          Start a specific Niche tgp, buy some traffic, code something and put your sponsor hosted galleries to rotate daily, buy or get a free traffic trading scritp, get a bunch of new trades start sendign traffic. way about 2 months for the SEs to pick it up ... see if that works
                                          www.traffic-trades.com

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                                          • galleryseek
                                            Confirmed User
                                            • Mar 2002
                                            • 8234

                                            #22
                                            aside from me being stupid and wanting to move...

                                            would it be possible just starting off as i am with not too much money to invest, to make 4k a month within 5 months with my site... thats all i want to know..

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                                            • PrivateEye
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Mar 2003
                                              • 1784

                                              #23
                                              Back in the 80's I had long hair and bell bottoms....god I loved those things...thought I would always have them 2

                                              Sometime thing happen for a reason

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                                              • SKULL
                                                Confirmed User
                                                • Jun 2003
                                                • 1953

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by galleryseek
                                                aside from me being stupid and wanting to move...

                                                would it be possible just starting off as i am with not too much money to invest, to make 4k a month within 5 months with my site... thats all i want to know..
                                                you could if you do it right.. you seem to have knowlege on coding and desing.. thats a step ahead...
                                                www.traffic-trades.com

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                                                • Kanoealoha
                                                  Confirmed User
                                                  • Jul 2002
                                                  • 1261

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by galleryseek
                                                  aside from me being stupid and wanting to move...

                                                  would it be possible just starting off as i am with not too much money to invest, to make 4k a month within 5 months with my site... thats all i want to know..
                                                  think of it a lesson learned...

                                                  the story should have gone....

                                                  Must move in january but need to ensure that I'll be making 4k by then....help!

                                                  never! never! and I mean never, volunteer info that isn't needed...

                                                  saves lots of flaming Good Luck
                                                  Strong Bad Rocks!

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                                                  • Nanda
                                                    Confirmed User
                                                    • Jul 2003
                                                    • 5310

                                                    #26
                                                    It takes awhile to build traffic, if u make a thumb tgp u might.(huge amount of traffic)
                                                    Good luck
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                                                    He is hiding in Colombia and never paid the settlement $ from our divorce!

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                                                    • Pornwolf
                                                      Drunk and Unruly
                                                      • Jan 2002
                                                      • 22712

                                                      #27
                                                      Heh heh, cliff notes. Funny
                                                      I've trusted my sites to them for over a decade...

                                                      Webair, bitches.

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                                                      • galleryseek
                                                        Confirmed User
                                                        • Mar 2002
                                                        • 8234

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by Kanoealoha


                                                        think of it a lesson learned...

                                                        the story should have gone....

                                                        Must move in january but need to ensure that I'll be making 4k by then....help!

                                                        never! never! and I mean never, volunteer info that isn't needed...

                                                        saves lots of flaming Good Luck
                                                        lol nah, i have no prob tellin the truth and takin the abuse.

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                                                        • Kanoealoha
                                                          Confirmed User
                                                          • Jul 2002
                                                          • 1261

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by galleryseek


                                                          lol nah, i have no prob tellin the truth and takin the abuse.
                                                          good hehe, then it must be true love...

                                                          or stupidity (j/k)
                                                          Strong Bad Rocks!

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                                                          • xxxdesign-net
                                                            My hips don't lie
                                                            • Nov 2002
                                                            • 10129

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by detoxed
                                                            So are you breaking the law by fucking your 17 year old gf? Will you be in the new place?
                                                            breaking the law? the guy is 20! Where the fuck do you live? Mississippi?!

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                                                            • CDSmith
                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                              • May 2001
                                                              • 51460

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by detoxed
                                                              So are you breaking the law by fucking your 17 year old gf? Will you be in the new place?
                                                              What kind of a lameass idiot question is this???

                                                              Numbnuts, it's not illegal for a 17 year old girl to have sex. In most states I know of, the LEGAL age of consent is 16. In Canada it is 14.

                                                              People, let's not lose our fucking minds here.
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                                                              • Rochard
                                                                Jägermeister Test Pilot
                                                                • Dec 2001
                                                                • 75733

                                                                #32
                                                                Last time I checked, a twenty year old fucking a seventeen year old..... was against the law. The age of consent doens't mean much; She's still a minor.

                                                                This alone should ban you from the industry forever.
                                                                Herschel Savage
                                                                Brooklyn, NY

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                                                                • galleryseek
                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                  • Mar 2002
                                                                  • 8234

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by RocHard
                                                                  Last time I checked, a twenty year old fucking a seventeen year old..... was against the law. The age of consent doens't mean much; She's still a minor.

                                                                  This alone should ban you from the industry forever.
                                                                  you gotta be kidding, lmao.

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                                                                  • lil2rich4u2
                                                                    ICQ: 175171926
                                                                    • Oct 2002
                                                                    • 11046

                                                                    #34
                                                                    comming on ICQ now.


                                                                    cya there.
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                                                                    • detoxed
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                                                                      • Jan 2003
                                                                      • 17798

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Haha the age of consent is 18 a lot of places you dumbfucks and I was joking.

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                                                                      • lil2rich4u2
                                                                        ICQ: 175171926
                                                                        • Oct 2002
                                                                        • 11046

                                                                        #36
                                                                        what he does with his relationship is nobodies business but his.

                                                                        the only thing here that concerns me is that he is willing to do design work in trade for traffic.


                                                                        nothing wrong with that.

                                                                        galleryseek, good luck bro .... hope i was able to help.
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                                                                        • Kanoealoha
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                                                                          • Jul 2002
                                                                          • 1261

                                                                          #37
                                                                          Age of consent in Ohio.......... *drum roll*


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                                                                          let's remember he isn't using her for photoshoots!
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                                                                          • detoxed
                                                                            vip member
                                                                            • Jan 2003
                                                                            • 17798

                                                                            #38
                                                                            Age of consent is 18 in at least 13 US states you smart fuckers Where is he moving to?

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                                                                            • detoxed
                                                                              vip member
                                                                              • Jan 2003
                                                                              • 17798

                                                                              #39
                                                                              Originally posted by detoxed
                                                                              Age of consent is 18 in at least 13 US states you smart fuckers Where is he moving to?
                                                                              You know why I mention this? If something happens and they break up, her parents can have him arrested at any time for statuatory rape.

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                                                                              • Lexxx
                                                                                Confirmed User
                                                                                • Feb 2001
                                                                                • 1489

                                                                                #40
                                                                                Everyone shut the FUCK up about her age...

                                                                                He's asking a different question...
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                                                                                • eatapeach
                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                  • Dec 2001
                                                                                  • 493

                                                                                  #41
                                                                                  This alone should ban you from the industry forever.
                                                                                  doing an underage girl? i might be alone here, but when i was 21 i was dating a 17 year old. we had sex, it was great.

                                                                                  her parents knew what was up and it was no big deal.

                                                                                  just like this.

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                                                                                  • doggiestyle_ec
                                                                                    So Fucking Banned
                                                                                    • Aug 2003
                                                                                    • 190

                                                                                    #42
                                                                                    a 15yr old girl!??!?!

                                                                                    Have you met perfectiongirls yet? I might have an idea....

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                                                                                    • Lexxx
                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                      • Feb 2001
                                                                                      • 1489

                                                                                      #43
                                                                                      Originally posted by eatapeach


                                                                                      doing an underage girl? i might be alone here, but when i was 21 i was dating a 17 year old. we had sex, it was great.

                                                                                      her parents knew what was up and it was no big deal.

                                                                                      just like this.
                                                                                      I was banging 15 year olds at 18... good times.
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                                                                                      • Sly_RJ
                                                                                        Live Hard - Die Hard
                                                                                        • Feb 2002
                                                                                        • 17042

                                                                                        #44
                                                                                        Originally posted by RocHard
                                                                                        Last time I checked, a twenty year old fucking a seventeen year old..... was against the law. The age of consent doens't mean much; She's still a minor.

                                                                                        This alone should ban you from the industry forever.
                                                                                        Last I checked there's a 4-5 year age window, depending on state.
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                                                                                        • Ketadream
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                                                                                          • Feb 2003
                                                                                          • 1373

                                                                                          #45
                                                                                          Age of consent is irrelevent if the man is over 18...

                                                                                          There is also a 3 year clause...

                                                                                          So while in some places a 16 year old can have sex he cant with a 20 year old...

                                                                                          If the parents want to fuck you they will bring you up on statatury rape charges and in the investigation it will be discovered that you dabble in porn... While you may or may not get away with it you will face court and be called a pedophile.

                                                                                          So make sure the parents are on your side...

                                                                                          Not being a dick just giving you a warning
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                                                                                          • hyper
                                                                                            Confirmed User
                                                                                            • Mar 2002
                                                                                            • 5294

                                                                                            #46
                                                                                            if you dont wanna move down there
                                                                                            till your making 4 k a month......

                                                                                            then i guess your not moving down there

                                                                                            u need to do alot more then 1 tgp with a non memorable name

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                                                                                            • doggiestyle_ec
                                                                                              So Fucking Banned
                                                                                              • Aug 2003
                                                                                              • 190

                                                                                              #47
                                                                                              Originally posted by RocHard
                                                                                              Last time I checked, a twenty year old fucking a seventeen year old..... was against the law. The age of consent doens't mean much; She's still a minor.

                                                                                              This alone should ban you from the industry forever.
                                                                                              god does this make me sick.

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                                                                                              • CDSmith
                                                                                                Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                • May 2001
                                                                                                • 51460

                                                                                                #48
                                                                                                Originally posted by RocHard
                                                                                                Last time I checked, a twenty year old fucking a seventeen year old..... was against the law. The age of consent doens't mean much; She's still a minor.

                                                                                                This alone should ban you from the industry forever.
                                                                                                Over the age of consent means sex can be had. Period. Nowhere does it stipulate that someone over the age of consent can only have sex with people of a certain age. Age of consent means just that, consentual sex. End of story. You're telling me that if the age difference was only one year, if he was 18 and she 17, he should be banned from the industry forever? What's really the difference legally between 18 and 20? (beside two years)



                                                                                                And Lexxx is right, that isn't the issue the guy is trying to discuss. 10, 20 years from now the 3 year age difference will be less than meaningless for these two if they choose to stay together.
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                                                                                                • CDSmith
                                                                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                  • May 2001
                                                                                                  • 51460

                                                                                                  #49
                                                                                                  Many 17 year old girls are often more mature than 20 year old guys anyway. This girl's parents should count themselves lucky that their daughter has a guy that is willing to make such a sacrifice like this move, if they want their daughter to stay living with them. I've known a lot of 17 year old girls over the years that went off to live with their boyfriends at that age, and it is not all that uncommon for them to have older boyfriends. Happens all the time, in reality.


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                                                                                                  • galleryseek
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                                                                                                    • Mar 2002
                                                                                                    • 8234

                                                                                                    #50
                                                                                                    thx for backing me up cdsmith

                                                                                                    this girl is very mature. shes grown up in a family where shes had to take care of her younger sisters, do almost all of the work around the house since she was 5, and because of the responsibilities shes had, shes a lot more mature than your average 17 year old. and she also doesn't look her age. so age is not an issue.

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