You gotta read this article - GoFuckYourself.com

Juicy D. Links · 08-04-2003, 05:59 PM

http://www.washingtonpost.com/ac2/wp...&notFound=true

Juicy D. Links · 08-04-2003, 06:00 PM

Joe C., Moo and many other guidos get their hair shaped into what Moo calls the "guido cut" -- short on the sides and gelled into long spikes on top. They still favor gold chains, but their fashion is current clubwear. Moo likes Diesel, Boss by Hugo Boss, Buffalo, Ted Baker, Ben Sherman, Seven and Dolce & Gabbana, and he buys something new every weekend. For going out, Joe C., Moo and Co. like tank tops and anything else that will evidence countless gym hours spent on "pecs, abs, tris and bis." On Saturday night, for example, Moo wears a muscle tee, the sleeves of which he has snipped to make room for his bulging biceps.

Guidos may live in one of the few realms of the straight world in which men are as preciously groomed as women. The quest for perfection is what prompts one of the Moo's friends to bring an electric nose hair trimmer to the palace. It's why Moo shaves his chest and back -- and why Joe C. shaves his back and arms and sometimes his legs.

KRL · 08-04-2003, 06:01 PM

NJGudio.com

OMG - I got to go for coffee now to get my stomach back in place.

Cassie · 08-04-2003, 06:02 PM

Juicy D. Links · 08-04-2003, 06:02 PM

Like the guido, the guidette's beauty is defined in upper-body terms, but instead of muscle, her currency is breasts. Implants are popular. Cleavage is all. Her nails are pink or French manicured, her earrings are hoop, her top is tube, her tank is mesh, and she teeters on sandals with three-inch heels. Her lips are wet with lip gloss. She has the look of a varnished-sushi refrigerator magnet, perfect under the Temptations strobe lights.

cezam · 08-04-2003, 06:03 PM

Cassie · 08-04-2003, 06:05 PM

and i just sat there, looking around at all these women with their bad make up and their bad skin........

Juicy D. Links · 08-04-2003, 06:05 PM

The guido lifestyle is not made for wives and children, or other things that get in the way of fun. As one of the guys puts it when asked if he has a girlfriend: "Depends who's asking."

KRL · 08-04-2003, 06:06 PM

Hey Juicy, do we have any Guidettes on GFY?

Juicy D. Links · 08-04-2003, 06:06 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by KRL
Hey Juicy, do we have any Guidettes on GFY?

I dont think so , the guidettes out here on the island, when they get dressed up make my dick get so hard

Juicy D. Links · 08-04-2003, 07:35 PM

Ice · 08-04-2003, 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by juicylinks

I dont think so , the guidos out here on the island, when they get dressed up to look like guidettes the make my dick get so hard

Been drinking again Juicy?

hudson · 08-04-2003, 07:49 PM

"Moo always brings a digital camera to take pictures for his year-old Web site, which he hopes will transform the term guido, an ethnic stereotype, into shorthand for all that he loves: youth, beauty and flash. "

aw hell...I'm all for youth, beauty and flash ;-)

08-04-2003, 05:59 PM	#1
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Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992	Joe C., Moo and many other guidos get their hair shaped into what Moo calls the "guido cut" -- short on the sides and gelled into long spikes on top. They still favor gold chains, but their fashion is current clubwear. Moo likes Diesel, Boss by Hugo Boss, Buffalo, Ted Baker, Ben Sherman, Seven and Dolce & Gabbana, and he buys something new every weekend. For going out, Joe C., Moo and Co. like tank tops and anything else that will evidence countless gym hours spent on "pecs, abs, tris and bis." On Saturday night, for example, Moo wears a muscle tee, the sleeves of which he has snipped to make room for his bulging biceps. Guidos may live in one of the few realms of the straight world in which men are as preciously groomed as women. The quest for perfection is what prompts one of the Moo's friends to bring an electric nose hair trimmer to the palace. It's why Moo shaves his chest and back -- and why Joe C. shaves his back and arms and sometimes his legs.

08-04-2003, 06:06 PM	#9
KRL Entrepreneur Join Date: Oct 2002 Location: USA Posts: 31,429	Hey Juicy, do we have any Guidettes on GFY? __________________ If you would like to develop your domains, you can lease inexpensive foreign labor from the leaders in the field at iWebmasters.com TO LOWER YOUR COSTS AND INCREASE YOUR PRODUCTION! * * * * * * * * * * * * Domains Adult News KRL's Newsletter Biz Tips Just Listed Domains

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Juicy D. Links So Fucking Banned Industry Role: Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: N.Y. -Long Island -- Posts: 122,992

08-04-2003, 07:49 PM	#13
hudson Confirmed User Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Grand Central Posts: 2,948	"Moo always brings a digital camera to take pictures for his year-old Web site, which he hopes will transform the term guido, an ethnic stereotype, into shorthand for all that he loves: youth, beauty and flash. " aw hell...I'm all for youth, beauty and flash ;-)