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theking · 08-03-2003, 11:48 AM

...rang the doorbell around 3:00 AM or so this morning. He was wild eyed and I basically could not understand what he was saying other than he was looking for some girl that he apparently thought lived here. I told him he had the wrong address...and he tried to brush past me into the house. I grabbed him and ushered him back outside and he swung on me. I hit him and knocked him off the porch and down the porch stairs. He got up and was screaming at me...once again I could not really understand what he was saying...but when I started down the stairs he made a hasty retreat.

A case of "this is your brain on drugs".

wargames · 08-03-2003, 11:49 AM

thats fucking crazy. You alright ?

MetaMan · 08-03-2003, 11:49 AM

u should of knocked that crack ass to the floor even harder,
boot fuck the lil bastard a true oppurtunity!

funkmaster · 08-03-2003, 11:51 AM

... did you just cut&paste that of your favourite news source ?

ADL Colin · 08-03-2003, 11:52 AM

Man, that Joe Average guy really owes you an apology now.

BRISK · 08-03-2003, 11:56 AM

Jesus teaches us to love each other. You should have invited him into your home and shared the love of the lord with him.

Leviticus 19:18 Thou shalt not avenge, nor bear any grudge against the children of thy people, but thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself

theking · 08-03-2003, 12:01 PM

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Originally posted by wargames
thats fucking crazy. You alright ?

Yeah...didn't damage my back anymore than it already is...and a few extra drinks today...has helped.

theking · 08-03-2003, 12:01 PM

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Originally posted by Colin
Man, that Joe Average guy really owes you an apology now.

Good one.

theking · 08-03-2003, 12:03 PM

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Originally posted by BRISK
Jesus teaches us to love each other. You should have invited him into your home and shared the love of the lord with him.

Leviticus 19:18 Thou shalt not avenge, nor bear any grudge against the children of thy people, but thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself

Not a neighbor of mine.

Lee · 08-03-2003, 01:07 PM

Thats the big advantage with the US in that you can do that quite justifiably. In the UK the scumfuck that tried to get in ends up suing you.

Honeyslut · 08-03-2003, 03:48 PM

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Originally posted by theking

Yeah...didn't damage my back anymore than it already is...and a few extra drinks today...has helped.

Well, glad that had a happy ending....

I am glad I live in the country. People are too lazy to walk up my 4 acre driveway..

Joe Average · 08-03-2003, 11:14 PM

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Originally posted by Colin
Man, that Joe Average guy really owes you an apology now.

I'm coming to your house next Colin.

Chris · 08-04-2003, 12:20 AM

sorry i wont ring your door bell again ... where do i send the dental bill from where you knocked out my teeth ?

KRL · 08-04-2003, 02:39 AM

My mother up in Philly lives in a very nice area on a set way back cul de sac so she'll sometimes leave her doors unlocked thinking no one would ever venture down the long road to her home.

She came home one day and this little old lady who had apparently escaped from a nursing home for people with alzheimers was sitting rocking away in my mothers rocking chair.

Freaked her out like crazy but the woman was fortunately harmless and the police came and took her back to where she had come from.

tical · 08-04-2003, 02:42 AM

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Originally posted by KRL
My mother up in Philly lives in a very nice area on a set way back cul de sac so she'll sometimes leave her doors unlocked thinking no one would ever venture down the long road to her home.

She came home one day and this little old lady who had apparently escaped from a nursing home for people with alzheimers was sitting rocking away in my mothers rocking chair.

Freaked her out like crazy but the woman was fortunately harmless and the police came and took her back to where she had come from.

woah... that would freak me out... especially if it was at night and the lady rocking was a ghost

saltricter · 08-04-2003, 02:53 AM

What city was this in?

Vivaldi · 08-04-2003, 08:37 AM

Tomorrow you'll be in "JackAss"

dig420 · 08-04-2004, 06:20 PM

I think you just had a particularly vivid vodka/vicodin hallucination, Sgt. Speedbump.

You couldn't knock an puppy off your porch with a Louisville Slugger.

klik · 08-04-2004, 06:24 PM

whoa.. old thread... why is it on page 1?

Webby · 08-04-2004, 06:27 PM

theKing:

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...rang the doorbell around 3:00 AM or so this morning. He was wild eyed and I basically could not understand what he was saying other than he was looking for some girl ...

Maybe he did not recognise you when your were out of your frilly panties and bra King?

Marcus Aurelius · 08-04-2004, 06:27 PM

if somebody bangs on my door at 3 am and they arent close family or friend. I dont open the door period, and if I do they will find a pistol in their face until I figure the fuck out who they are.

Firehorse · 08-05-2004, 08:33 AM

I don't like drug razed strangers knocking on my door early in the morning and trying to brush past me to gain entry either. I am ultra protective of my family and react accordingly.

Odie · 08-05-2004, 08:39 AM

why the hell would you answer the door at 3 a.m.??? Not me..

hova · 08-05-2004, 08:41 AM

happened to a friend of mine yesterday.
Some crackhead came running in the garden, shouting he was a piano. We told him to leave, but he was sure he was the piano. And since I dont want to touch crackheads we had to throw shit at him. Eventually he left, and we could hear him shouting that he was the piano at the neighbours

Dirty F · 08-05-2004, 08:42 AM

Thats what you get with all those similar looking trailers.

DrewKole · 08-05-2004, 08:43 AM

Where do you come up with these stories?

I thought you were bound to a wheelchair, due to your back, and took so many meds, you could barely walk?

And you beat the shit out of some kid half your age?

Get a grip on reality son.

I think the toxicity dripping out of your depends is permanently frying your feeble mind.

Dirty F · 08-05-2004, 08:43 AM

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Originally posted by hova
happened to a friend of mine yesterday.
Some crackhead came running in the garden, shouting he was a piano. We told him to leave, but he was sure he was the piano. And since I dont want to touch crackheads we had to throw shit at him. Eventually he left, and we could hear him shouting that he was the piano at the neighbours

Whos shit was it? Yours or your buddy's? Did you like take a crap on the floor first or directly into your hands?

mookienow · 08-05-2004, 08:48 AM

Crack/meth heads are funny....
Shoulda shot him though.

Ironhorse · 08-05-2004, 08:49 AM

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Originally posted by theking
...rang the doorbell around 3:00 AM or so this morning. He was wild eyed and I basically could not understand what he was saying other than he was looking for some girl that he apparently thought lived here. I told him he had the wrong address...and he tried to brush past me into the house. I grabbed him and ushered him back outside and he swung on me. I hit him and knocked him off the porch and down the porch stairs. He got up and was screaming at me...once again I could not really understand what he was saying...but when I started down the stairs he made a hasty retreat.

A case of "this is your brain on drugs".

Hey do you happen to live anywhere near Michigan or New Jersey? I have a friend who stayed with me for nearly a month suffering the same symptoms, he kept knocking on my neighbor's door looking for his girlfriend Heather. Thankfully my neighbor was on vacation at the time.

Turns out he was suffering from Schizophrenia or some combination of that and other mental ilness. Although he did also mention being abducted by aliens..

Goatse · 08-05-2004, 09:51 AM

Why use your hands? Zap him with 500k volts and he'll get the message, not matter how insane he is.

mardigras · 08-05-2004, 10:16 AM

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Originally posted by Goatse
Why use your hands? Zap him with 500k volts and he'll get the message, not matter how insane he is.

Shocking solution. I'm ReVOLTed you brought it up

PenisFace · 08-05-2004, 10:43 AM

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Originally posted by dig420
I think you just had a particularly vivid vodka/vicodin hallucination, Sgt. Speedbump.

You couldn't knock an puppy off your porch with a Louisville Slugger.

omg hahahahaha

xlogger · 08-05-2004, 10:50 AM

hahaha WTF? this shit is so weird! You live in the 'getto'?

xclusive · 08-05-2004, 10:53 AM

I am sick of crazy people....

Paul · 08-05-2004, 11:22 AM

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Originally posted by hova
happened to a friend of mine yesterday.
Some crackhead came running in the garden, shouting he was a piano. We told him to leave, but he was sure he was the piano. And since I dont want to touch crackheads we had to throw shit at him. Eventually he left, and we could hear him shouting that he was the piano at the neighbours

Its a pity you didn't have a video camera, that would have been pretty funny to watch

Rankings · 08-05-2004, 11:27 AM

Pretty soon we won't be safe in our homes.

Alex · 08-05-2004, 11:29 AM

How far does someone have to be in your house, b4 you can leagally shoot him?

Paul · 08-05-2004, 11:35 AM

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Originally posted by input
Pretty soon we won't be safe in our homes.

Did you know that in the UK home owners practically have no rights, if someone comes into your home and tries to rob you, you can't defend yourself. If you hurt them or kill them you end up going to jail

Its a fucked up world we live in

gangbangjoe · 08-05-2004, 11:54 AM

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Originally posted by Battuss
Thats what you get with all those similar looking trailers.

Honeyslut · 08-05-2004, 12:43 PM

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Originally posted by Battuss
Thats what you get with all those similar looking trailers.

hahaha

That's pretty funny although I know theking posted pics of his new place once.

Honeyslut · 08-05-2004, 12:46 PM

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Originally posted by Coatsy
Did you know that in the UK home owners practically have no rights, if someone comes into your home and tries to rob you, you can't defend yourself. If you hurt them or kill them you end up going to jail

Its a fucked up world we live in

Very fucked up world.

Ny neighbor flooded my pasture for months causing the death of my colt. She threatens to sue me cause of my letters to owner of home etc trying to get the flooding to stop.

JustinF · 08-05-2004, 12:51 PM

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Originally posted by KRL
My mother up in Philly lives in a very nice area on a set way back cul de sac so she'll sometimes leave her doors unlocked thinking no one would ever venture down the long road to her home.

She came home one day and this little old lady who had apparently escaped from a nursing home for people with alzheimers was sitting rocking away in my mothers rocking chair.

Freaked her out like crazy but the woman was fortunately harmless and the police came and took her back to where she had come from.

I've lived in philly for a while, and I sure as hell would never leave my door unlocked.

CDSmith · 08-05-2004, 01:06 PM

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Originally posted by kaliboy2g
How far does someone have to be in your house, b4 you can leagally shoot him?

There is something called an "Equal and reasonable force" law in existence.

Doctor Dre · 08-05-2004, 02:30 PM

Did you call the cops ? things like that never happen arround here ...

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