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  • theking
    Nice Kitty
    • Sep 2002
    • 21053
    #1

    Some fucking idiot

    ...rang the doorbell around 3:00 AM or so this morning. He was wild eyed and I basically could not understand what he was saying other than he was looking for some girl that he apparently thought lived here. I told him he had the wrong address...and he tried to brush past me into the house. I grabbed him and ushered him back outside and he swung on me. I hit him and knocked him off the porch and down the porch stairs. He got up and was screaming at me...once again I could not really understand what he was saying...but when I started down the stairs he made a hasty retreat.

    A case of "this is your brain on drugs".
    When you're running down my country hoss...you're walking on the fighting side of me!

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    • wargames
      Kliris
      • May 2003
      • 10423
      #2
      thats fucking crazy. You alright ?
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        • MetaMan
          I AM WEB 2.0
          • Jan 2003
          • 28682
          #3
          u should of knocked that crack ass to the floor even harder,
          boot fuck the lil bastard a true oppurtunity!

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            • funkmaster
              So Fucking Banned
              • Sep 2001
              • 7938
              #4
              ... did you just cut&paste that of your favourite news source ?

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                • ADL Colin
                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                  • Feb 2001
                  • 11929
                  #5
                  Man, that Joe Average guy really owes you an apology now.


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                    • BRISK
                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                      • Feb 2003
                      • 12240
                      #6
                      Jesus teaches us to love each other. You should have invited him into your home and shared the love of the lord with him.

                      Leviticus 19:18 Thou shalt not avenge, nor bear any grudge against the children of thy people, but thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself
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                        • theking
                          Nice Kitty
                          • Sep 2002
                          • 21053
                          #7
                          Originally posted by wargames
                          thats fucking crazy. You alright ?
                          Yeah...didn't damage my back anymore than it already is...and a few extra drinks today...has helped.
                          When you're running down my country hoss...you're walking on the fighting side of me!

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                            • theking
                              Nice Kitty
                              • Sep 2002
                              • 21053
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Colin
                              Man, that Joe Average guy really owes you an apology now.
                              Good one.
                              When you're running down my country hoss...you're walking on the fighting side of me!

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                                • theking
                                  Nice Kitty
                                  • Sep 2002
                                  • 21053
                                  #9
                                  Originally posted by BRISK
                                  Jesus teaches us to love each other. You should have invited him into your home and shared the love of the lord with him.

                                  Leviticus 19:18 Thou shalt not avenge, nor bear any grudge against the children of thy people, but thou shalt love thy neighbour as thyself
                                  Not a neighbor of mine.
                                  When you're running down my country hoss...you're walking on the fighting side of me!

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                                    • Lee
                                      Confirmed User
                                      • Aug 2002
                                      • 2977
                                      #10
                                      Thats the big advantage with the US in that you can do that quite justifiably. In the UK the scumfuck that tried to get in ends up suing you.

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                                        • Honeyslut
                                          Confirmed User
                                          • Jan 2001
                                          • 6436
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by theking


                                          Yeah...didn't damage my back anymore than it already is...and a few extra drinks today...has helped.
                                          Well, glad that had a happy ending....


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                                            • Joe Average
                                              Confirmed User
                                              • Jul 2003
                                              • 785
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Colin
                                              Man, that Joe Average guy really owes you an apology now.
                                              I'm coming to your house next Colin.
                                              I used to get high on life but then I built up a tolerance.

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                                                • Chris
                                                  Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                  • May 2003
                                                  • 27880
                                                  #13
                                                  sorry i wont ring your door bell again ... where do i send the dental bill from where you knocked out my teeth ?
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                                                    • KRL
                                                      Entrepreneur
                                                      • Oct 2002
                                                      • 31429
                                                      #14
                                                      My mother up in Philly lives in a very nice area on a set way back cul de sac so she'll sometimes leave her doors unlocked thinking no one would ever venture down the long road to her home.

                                                      She came home one day and this little old lady who had apparently escaped from a nursing home for people with alzheimers was sitting rocking away in my mothers rocking chair.

                                                      Freaked her out like crazy but the woman was fortunately harmless and the police came and took her back to where she had come from.
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                                                        • tical
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                                                          • Feb 2002
                                                          • 6504
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by KRL
                                                          My mother up in Philly lives in a very nice area on a set way back cul de sac so she'll sometimes leave her doors unlocked thinking no one would ever venture down the long road to her home.

                                                          She came home one day and this little old lady who had apparently escaped from a nursing home for people with alzheimers was sitting rocking away in my mothers rocking chair.

                                                          Freaked her out like crazy but the woman was fortunately harmless and the police came and took her back to where she had come from.
                                                          woah... that would freak me out... especially if it was at night and the lady rocking was a ghost
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                                                            • saltricter
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                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                              • 571
                                                              #16
                                                              What city was this in?
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                                                                • Vivaldi
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                                                                  • Jan 2003
                                                                  • 303
                                                                  #17
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                                                                    • dig420
                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                      • May 2001
                                                                      • 9240
                                                                      #18
                                                                      I think you just had a particularly vivid vodka/vicodin hallucination, Sgt. Speedbump.

                                                                      You couldn't knock an puppy off your porch with a Louisville Slugger.

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                                                                        • klik
                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                          • Nov 2001
                                                                          • 5092
                                                                          #19
                                                                          whoa.. old thread... why is it on page 1?

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                                                                            • Webby
                                                                              Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                              • Oct 2002
                                                                              • 14956
                                                                              #20
                                                                              theKing:


                                                                              ...rang the doorbell around 3:00 AM or so this morning. He was wild eyed and I basically could not understand what he was saying other than he was looking for some girl ...

                                                                              Maybe he did not recognise you when your were out of your frilly panties and bra King?
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                                                                                • Marcus Aurelius
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                                                                                  • Apr 2003
                                                                                  • 14809
                                                                                  #21
                                                                                  if somebody bangs on my door at 3 am and they arent close family or friend. I dont open the door period, and if I do they will find a pistol in their face until I figure the fuck out who they are.

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                                                                                    • Firehorse
                                                                                      Desire it and have it!!!
                                                                                      • Apr 2002
                                                                                      • 30767
                                                                                      #22
                                                                                      I don't like drug razed strangers knocking on my door early in the morning and trying to brush past me to gain entry either. I am ultra protective of my family and react accordingly.
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                                                                                        • Odie
                                                                                          Confirmed User
                                                                                          • Apr 2003
                                                                                          • 7040
                                                                                          #23
                                                                                          why the hell would you answer the door at 3 a.m.??? Not me..

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                                                                                            • hova
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                                                                                              • Jan 2002
                                                                                              • 22430
                                                                                              #24
                                                                                              happened to a friend of mine yesterday.
                                                                                              Some crackhead came running in the garden, shouting he was a piano. We told him to leave, but he was sure he was the piano. And since I dont want to touch crackheads we had to throw shit at him. Eventually he left, and we could hear him shouting that he was the piano at the neighbours
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                                                                                                • Dirty F
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                                                                                                  • Jul 2001
                                                                                                  • 59204
                                                                                                  #25
                                                                                                  Thats what you get with all those similar looking trailers.

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                                                                                                    • DrewKole
                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                      • Jul 2001
                                                                                                      • 5193
                                                                                                      #26
                                                                                                      Where do you come up with these stories?

                                                                                                      I thought you were bound to a wheelchair, due to your back, and took so many meds, you could barely walk?

                                                                                                      And you beat the shit out of some kid half your age?

                                                                                                      Get a grip on reality son.

                                                                                                      I think the toxicity dripping out of your depends is permanently frying your feeble mind.

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                                                                                                        • Dirty F
                                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                          • Jul 2001
                                                                                                          • 59204
                                                                                                          #27
                                                                                                          Originally posted by hova
                                                                                                          happened to a friend of mine yesterday.
                                                                                                          Some crackhead came running in the garden, shouting he was a piano. We told him to leave, but he was sure he was the piano. And since I dont want to touch crackheads we had to throw shit at him. Eventually he left, and we could hear him shouting that he was the piano at the neighbours
                                                                                                          Whos shit was it? Yours or your buddy's? Did you like take a crap on the floor first or directly into your hands?

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                                                                                                            • mookienow
                                                                                                              Confirmed User
                                                                                                              • Jul 2004
                                                                                                              • 987
                                                                                                              #28
                                                                                                              Crack/meth heads are funny....
                                                                                                              Shoulda shot him though.

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                                                                                                                • Ironhorse
                                                                                                                  Pixel Pusher
                                                                                                                  • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                  • 7094
                                                                                                                  #29
                                                                                                                  Originally posted by theking
                                                                                                                  ...rang the doorbell around 3:00 AM or so this morning. He was wild eyed and I basically could not understand what he was saying other than he was looking for some girl that he apparently thought lived here. I told him he had the wrong address...and he tried to brush past me into the house. I grabbed him and ushered him back outside and he swung on me. I hit him and knocked him off the porch and down the porch stairs. He got up and was screaming at me...once again I could not really understand what he was saying...but when I started down the stairs he made a hasty retreat.

                                                                                                                  A case of "this is your brain on drugs".
                                                                                                                  Hey do you happen to live anywhere near Michigan or New Jersey? I have a friend who stayed with me for nearly a month suffering the same symptoms, he kept knocking on my neighbor's door looking for his girlfriend Heather. Thankfully my neighbor was on vacation at the time.

                                                                                                                  Turns out he was suffering from Schizophrenia or some combination of that and other mental ilness. Although he did also mention being abducted by aliens..
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                                                                                                                    • Goatse
                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                      • Sep 2003
                                                                                                                      • 2086
                                                                                                                      #30
                                                                                                                      Why use your hands? Zap him with 500k volts and he'll get the message, not matter how insane he is.

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                                                                                                                        • mardigras
                                                                                                                          Bon temps!
                                                                                                                          • Feb 2003
                                                                                                                          • 14194
                                                                                                                          #31
                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Goatse
                                                                                                                          Why use your hands? Zap him with 500k volts and he'll get the message, not matter how insane he is.
                                                                                                                          Shocking solution. I'm ReVOLTed you brought it up
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                                                                                                                            • PenisFace
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                                                                                                                              • Oct 2003
                                                                                                                              • 3774
                                                                                                                              #32
                                                                                                                              Originally posted by dig420
                                                                                                                              I think you just had a particularly vivid vodka/vicodin hallucination, Sgt. Speedbump.

                                                                                                                              You couldn't knock an puppy off your porch with a Louisville Slugger.



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                                                                                                                                • xlogger
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                                                                                                                                  • Jul 2004
                                                                                                                                  • 9507
                                                                                                                                  #33
                                                                                                                                  hahaha WTF? this shit is so weird! You live in the 'getto'?

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                                                                                                                                    • xclusive
                                                                                                                                      Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                      • Apr 2004
                                                                                                                                      • 35218
                                                                                                                                      #34
                                                                                                                                      I am sick of crazy people....

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                                                                                                                                        • Paul
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                                                                                                                                          • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                                          • 2637
                                                                                                                                          #35
                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by hova
                                                                                                                                          happened to a friend of mine yesterday.
                                                                                                                                          Some crackhead came running in the garden, shouting he was a piano. We told him to leave, but he was sure he was the piano. And since I dont want to touch crackheads we had to throw shit at him. Eventually he left, and we could hear him shouting that he was the piano at the neighbours
                                                                                                                                          Its a pity you didn't have a video camera, that would have been pretty funny to watch

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                                                                                                                                              • 10633
                                                                                                                                              #36
                                                                                                                                              Pretty soon we won't be safe in our homes.
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                                                                                                                                                • kaliboy2g
                                                                                                                                                  So Fucking Banned (YEA!!)
                                                                                                                                                  • Jun 2004
                                                                                                                                                  • 10963
                                                                                                                                                  #37
                                                                                                                                                  How far does someone have to be in your house, b4 you can leagally shoot him?
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                                                                                                                                                    • Paul
                                                                                                                                                      Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                      • Nov 2002
                                                                                                                                                      • 2637
                                                                                                                                                      #38
                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by input
                                                                                                                                                      Pretty soon we won't be safe in our homes.
                                                                                                                                                      Did you know that in the UK home owners practically have no rights, if someone comes into your home and tries to rob you, you can't defend yourself. If you hurt them or kill them you end up going to jail

                                                                                                                                                      Its a fucked up world we live in

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                                                                                                                                                        • gangbangjoe
                                                                                                                                                          Ronin
                                                                                                                                                          • May 2004
                                                                                                                                                          • 17693
                                                                                                                                                          #39
                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by Battuss
                                                                                                                                                          Thats what you get with all those similar looking trailers.






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                                                                                                                                                            • Honeyslut
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                                                                                                                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                                                              • 6436
                                                                                                                                                              #40
                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by Battuss
                                                                                                                                                              Thats what you get with all those similar looking trailers.

                                                                                                                                                              hahaha

                                                                                                                                                              That's pretty funny although I know theking posted pics of his new place once.
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                                                                                                                                                                • Honeyslut
                                                                                                                                                                  Confirmed User
                                                                                                                                                                  • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                                                                  • 6436
                                                                                                                                                                  #41
                                                                                                                                                                  Originally posted by Coatsy
                                                                                                                                                                  Did you know that in the UK home owners practically have no rights, if someone comes into your home and tries to rob you, you can't defend yourself. If you hurt them or kill them you end up going to jail

                                                                                                                                                                  Its a fucked up world we live in
                                                                                                                                                                  Very fucked up world.

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                                                                                                                                                                    • JustinF
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                                                                                                                                                                      • Jul 2004
                                                                                                                                                                      • 286
                                                                                                                                                                      #42
                                                                                                                                                                      Originally posted by KRL
                                                                                                                                                                      My mother up in Philly lives in a very nice area on a set way back cul de sac so she'll sometimes leave her doors unlocked thinking no one would ever venture down the long road to her home.

                                                                                                                                                                      She came home one day and this little old lady who had apparently escaped from a nursing home for people with alzheimers was sitting rocking away in my mothers rocking chair.

                                                                                                                                                                      Freaked her out like crazy but the woman was fortunately harmless and the police came and took her back to where she had come from.
                                                                                                                                                                      I've lived in philly for a while, and I sure as hell would never leave my door unlocked.

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                                                                                                                                                                        • CDSmith
                                                                                                                                                                          Too lazy to set a custom title
                                                                                                                                                                          • May 2001
                                                                                                                                                                          • 51460
                                                                                                                                                                          #43
                                                                                                                                                                          Originally posted by kaliboy2g
                                                                                                                                                                          How far does someone have to be in your house, b4 you can leagally shoot him?
                                                                                                                                                                          There is something called an "Equal and reasonable force" law in existence.
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                                                                                                                                                                            • Doctor Dre
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                                                                                                                                                                              • Jan 2001
                                                                                                                                                                              • 51692
                                                                                                                                                                              #44
                                                                                                                                                                              Did you call the cops ? things like that never happen arround here ...
                                                                                                                                                                              Originally posted by rayadp05
                                                                                                                                                                              I rebooted, deleted temp files, history, cookies and everything...still cannot view the news clip. All I see is that fucking gay ass music video from "Rick Roll". Anyone else have a different link to the news clip?

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