Did Ben Affleck Eat the Nookie? - GoFuckYourself.com

Sama · 08-03-2003, 01:46 PM

http://www.nationalenquirer.com/stor...stanceid=58860

Gimmy · 08-03-2003, 02:57 PM

he performed oral sex on two strippers? WTF? I would not even touch their pussies.

thekebie · 08-03-2003, 02:59 PM

When the National Enquirer challenges you to do something, you better step up.

Rictor · 08-03-2003, 03:01 PM

Hahahahhaha...I'd cheat on that ugly skank too.

Madball · 08-03-2003, 03:38 PM

These guys.. they check and double check their facts, it's just good journalism!

directfiesta · 08-03-2003, 03:41 PM

At least, he could of have oral sex performed on him by the two strippers instead of the other way round!

Drizzt · 08-03-2003, 03:48 PM

Who in their right mind would cheat on her? She was hot in the movie The Cell at any rate.

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PotentMind · 08-03-2003, 03:56 PM

rebel23 · 08-03-2003, 04:10 PM

how long will their marriage last? would be interesting to see what odds bookmakers are offering..

pheal · 08-03-2003, 04:30 PM

I guess the marriage won't last long. This bitch would get on my nerves after two days.

And she can't dance, she moves like a fucking penguin. I'd hit her once just to unload a huge load that'll shut her look-at-me-I'm-a-star stupid face forever. Biiiaatch!

foe · 08-03-2003, 04:34 PM

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Originally posted by Drizzt
Who in their right mind would cheat on her? She was hot in the movie The Cell at any rate.

Drizzt

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CDSmith · 08-03-2003, 04:37 PM

IF the story is true.......

You will begin to see sores around Ben's mouth in a month or so. His jaw and his teeth will begin to ache, after which his lower face will begin to fester until his jaw drops off entirely, leaving him showing a row of top teeth only. He can then wear his tongue for a necktie.

Note to self: Don't eat hookers.

archer · 08-03-2003, 04:38 PM

i just don't see why ben affleck and matt damon broke up ... they were such a perfect couple....

Jakke PNG · 08-03-2003, 04:54 PM

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Originally posted by Mystery Man
i would eat that crackwhore aswell

You dirty man!

Steve · 08-03-2003, 06:50 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by CDSmith
IF the story is true.......

You will begin to see sores around Ben's mouth in a month or so. His jaw and his teeth will begin to ache, after which his lower face will begin to fester until his jaw drops off entirely, leaving him showing a row of top teeth only. He can then wear his tongue for a necktie.

Note to self: Don't eat hookers.

SkyWalker · 08-03-2003, 06:57 PM

What a dumbass. Should have it all, but can't help but be stupid.

Scootermuze · 08-03-2003, 07:09 PM

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Originally posted by rebel23
how long will their marriage last? would be interesting to see what odds bookmakers are offering..

Just the typical Hollywood marriage... Together, they each give the other more exposure..

Won't last but a few months I'm thinkin..

HEARTBREAKER · 08-03-2003, 08:24 PM

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Originally posted by Sama
http://www.nationalenquirer.com/stor...stanceid=58860

he did it and he can do it again and again and again!

neewwman · 08-03-2003, 08:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Drizzt
Who in their right mind would cheat on her? She was hot in the movie The Cell at any rate.

No matter how hot a girl is, there's always some guy who's already sick of her.

media · 08-03-2003, 08:52 PM

Ben Asslick has the look like he is a cheating scumbag kinda.. that arogant fuckstick look..

Media

bugout · 08-03-2003, 08:55 PM

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Originally posted by rebel23
how long will their marriage last? would be interesting to see what odds bookmakers are offering..

SNL Weekend update said it best.

It's the first marriage for Ben, the third for Jen, and the last for neither.

Steve · 08-03-2003, 08:56 PM

good

that slut cheated on her husband with this dipshit - neither one of them have morals

he banged another mans wife - so why be surprised when he nailing some other skank?

she cheated on her man with you - what makes you think she wont cheat on YOU in the future?

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Rictor Old Timer Industry Role: Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Indianapolis Posts: 12,208	Hahahahhaha...I'd cheat on that ugly skank too.

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Drizzt Registered User Join Date: Jul 2003 Posts: 69	Who in their right mind would cheat on her? She was hot in the movie The Cell at any rate. Drizzt http://adultheadsup.com

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rebel23 Confirmed User Join Date: Dec 2002 Posts: 817	how long will their marriage last? would be interesting to see what odds bookmakers are offering..

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pheal Confirmed User Join Date: Jun 2003 Posts: 219	I guess the marriage won't last long. This bitch would get on my nerves after two days. And she can't dance, she moves like a fucking penguin. I'd hit her once just to unload a huge load that'll shut her look-at-me-I'm-a-star stupid face forever. Biiiaatch!

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Steve Confirmed User Join Date: Feb 2001 Location: USA Posts: 6,894	good that slut cheated on her husband with this dipshit - neither one of them have morals he banged another mans wife - so why be surprised when he nailing some other skank? she cheated on her man with you - what makes you think she wont cheat on YOU in the future?