Thread: Did Ben Affleck Eat the Nookie?
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Old 08-03-2003, 06:50 PM  
Steve
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Originally posted by CDSmith
IF the story is true.......


You will begin to see sores around Ben's mouth in a month or so. His jaw and his teeth will begin to ache, after which his lower face will begin to fester until his jaw drops off entirely, leaving him showing a row of top teeth only. He can then wear his tongue for a necktie.



Note to self: Don't eat hookers.
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