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08-02-2003, 09:53 AM
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My friend is desperate! Please advice!
My friend is desperate to find a lady for the night.
He just pick up and started to read the holy bible to get some morals or suggestions to handle the situation. We are soon heading out after a couple of drinks... Please advice how to get rid of that desperation.... Thanks... |
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08-02-2003, 09:54 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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i am availble for one on one consultations 500/hr
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08-02-2003, 09:55 AM
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So Fucking Banned
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Give him 10 minutes in your manhole, that should calm him down.
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08-02-2003, 09:57 AM
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Push Porn Like Weight.
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women can smell desperation. they feed of it, like fear. mmmm the sweet sweet nectar of pure fear. it fuels their cold black hearts and gives them powers beyond your wildest imagination. RUN RUN AWAY!
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08-02-2003, 09:58 AM
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08-02-2003, 10:07 AM
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Let's do some business.
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 Hands Free Adult - Join Once, Earn For Life "I try to make a habit of bouncing my eyes up to the face of a beautiful woman, and often repeat “not mine” in my head or even verbally. She’s not mine. God has her set aside. She’s not mine. She’s His little girl, and she needs me to fight for her by keeping my eyes where they should be." |
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08-02-2003, 10:09 AM
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Have a blowout sale
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08-02-2003, 10:10 AM
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Hey what happened to my post in this thread?
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08-02-2003, 10:12 AM
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When it rains, it pours
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take a cold shower
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08-02-2003, 10:26 AM
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I went from 100 to 313,000 satoshis in 2 days! Lots of daily freerolls... |
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08-02-2003, 10:28 AM
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hmm..
Since when is the holy bible a todays guide in picking up women?
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08-02-2003, 10:29 AM
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GFY HALL OF FAME DAMMIT!!!
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if anything how to seduce little kids. Christians like the young meat.
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08-02-2003, 10:30 AM
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Tell your friend to remember Baseball, Cold showers
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08-02-2003, 10:48 AM
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08-02-2003, 11:57 AM
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Bump.
I set the hope to GFY! |
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08-02-2003, 12:00 PM
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08-02-2003, 01:07 PM
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God is Brazilian
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1st: Tell him Jesus's father is Brazilian
2nd: Find an escort site, look for a woman you think he will like and call her  |
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08-02-2003, 09:42 PM
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There can be only one
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08-02-2003, 09:58 PM
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buy his ass some coconut oil and tell him to shut the fuck up
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08-02-2003, 09:58 PM
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