My friend is desperate! Please advice!
 

My friend is desperate to find a lady for the night.

He just pick up and started to read the holy bible
to get some morals or suggestions to handle the situation.

We are soon heading out after a couple of drinks...

Please advice how to get rid of that desperation....



Thanks...

i am availble for one on one consultations 500/hr

Give him 10 minutes in your manhole, that should calm him down.

women can smell desperation. they feed of it, like fear. mmmm the sweet sweet nectar of pure fear. it fuels their cold black hearts and gives them powers beyond your wildest imagination. RUN RUN AWAY!

:1orglaugh damn!

Have a blowout sale :thumbsup

Hey what happened to my post in this thread?

take a cold shower

Some women are like that..YES

:glugglug

hmm..
Since when is the holy bible a todays guide in picking up women?

its not.

if anything how to seduce little kids.

Christians like the young meat.

Tell your friend to remember Baseball, Cold showers

:1orglaugh

Bump.
I set the hope to GFY!

he is truly fucked

1st: Tell him Jesus's father is Brazilian
2nd: Find an escort site, look for a woman you think he will like and call her :Graucho

first mistake.

buy his ass some coconut oil and tell him to shut the fuck up

youch